Garrett Duke
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I'm a hurryin'...though you can't rush perfection.
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Thanks for the pens MaryAnne, knew I could count on ya even though it was you who escorted me into this cell. And I ain't lookin' too far ahead of myself...just trying to look for a way to shine a little hope my way. Though really, blue ink? Guess you do have Boss' minimal pay to work with, but still, blue? What ever happened to good ol' black ink? *Shrugs while reopening notebook to look at what has written* Now the ink won't match...there goes the perfection of my masterpiece. Oh well...I guess when you get yourself arrested you have to work with what you've got...even if I got here by mistake on account I'm innocent. Thanks for the pens...now I can actually get my great little story wrote with hope earning my bail.
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A second home? *Raises an eye brow up in question* Well at least there is no rent to pay and I don't have to pay a penny for the nasty food here. Nah I'll make my way outta this joint one way or another and I am willing to bet that every one of ya will miss me when I'm gone.
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A date? Sounds like a plan to me.
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You got yourself a deal, BL...where ever you are. Take out food is great, but perhaps it would be good for a change and eat it at the actual cafe. As for you Miss Lori...for your info I am not procrasinating. I am working on a well worked and well plotted story that will make go on to make me millions of dollars and make me famous. You'll be seeing my pretty face on the back of the cover. Eh thanks for the offer of the tape recorder MaryAnne, but as soon as I find myself a new pen to write with, I think I'll be shutting up and writing my masterpiece.
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Dang you are impatient Brian! A great story takes time and if my freedom depends on it, it's gonna be a perfect story just to make sure it warrants my freedom. I'd be done if there wasn't so much distractions around here. *Goes back to writing only to throw the pen across the cell* Dang thing is outta ink. Got any more pens on ya Brian that I could borrow?
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Me mad at you? What for? I ain't mad...do I have a reason to be mad? LOL...sorry if I gave you that impression. I am definately not mad at you.
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*Jumps off of cot with the sight of food* Thanks BL! You're the best...you do know that right? Um...even if it is you I'm spending time for. As for Brian's car, don't feel bad about it. If he arrested me for something I didn't do, I'd have dismantled his car as well. Wait a minute...he did have me arrested for something I didn't do. Hmmm what else can I do to pay him back? Perhaps I can re-dismantle his car once you get it put back together again...he'd be real happy about that I imagine. Eh I think I'm doing enough time as it is, better stick with my story I am left to write. I will pass along your message BL to Brian, I imagine he'll appreciate the news. *Nods at BL as I open the box of food to see the chicken and mashed potatoes and biscuits.* Thanks BL...this looks soo great. Perhaps I should stay put in this dump just so I can continue getting such great food snuck in here.
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Roger, I am shocked that you of all people would suggest such a horrible idea as that! Shocked doesn't even cover it...I am down right insulted that you would suggest that aweful idea of yours! Never mind Roger, don't worry none, I plan on getting myself outta this dump and smell some of that free and fresh air that is out there somewhere. If my story don't cut it for them, well then, I'll bust outta here one way or another. But I'll have my story all wrote up and handed in just as soon as I get it finished. Perhhaps you can spell check it for me, huh Roger? Now if you excuse me, I have a story to write. *walks back to cot and reopens the notebook*
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*Shakes head* Glad you find all this amusing...then again, I would to if the roles were switched. If history proves anything, a Duke don't mean much of anything in the eyes of the crooked law in this here town. Which leads me to believe you all are prejudice against me due to my last name. Eh can't blame that certain someone who ruined your pretty car for not coming forward...why would they? Especially since I now have a pen and paper and I can write my own way out?
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A side car for my motorcycle? Not a chance. Musta stole that motorcycle from Miz Tisdale...perhaps he's trying to start a motorcycle collection. Though his collection will be down one once I get outta here.
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Takin' Chet Duke pills? What makes you say something crazy like that for? I honestly did nothing to you...I didn't touch your car. Heck I didn't even look at your car so you are definately punishing the wrong person here. As for my motorcycle, I don't take it very kindly when someone such as yourself threatens me! I have little to say or do with who ever had fun with your car or if they wish to put it back together. You'll have to find the guilty party for that, of which is not me, and talk to them about putting your little ol' car back together again. Thanks for the notebook and pen. *Sits down and opens the front cover to begin to write* Once upon a time there was a great man by the name of Garrett Duke. . .
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You saw Brian fly by on my motorcycle?! Well no wonder why they arrested me, he wanted my motorcycle! Here I am arrested and locked up and can't do a dang thing about it...dang he's lucky I'm locked up! HA HA. It better be just as I left him when I was arrested and escorted into their fancy little hotel here.
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*Watches Brian* Seeing as how I've got the only keys to MY motorcycle, must mean you musta hot wired it. You do know that's illegal, don't you? It should be you sitting in this here jail cell instead of me! *Shrugs and lights cigarette* Oh well...it better be in one piece when I get outta here and without a single dent or scratch on. Better be as perfect as he was when you supposedly borrowed it from me. *Inhales smoke and lets it go in the back of the cell* It's about time that I've been served my bail price...was beginning to think you actually liked me and didn't want to see me leave. Hmmm a story? From me? I spose that is something I could probably work on...if I had paper and pen. *Looks around* Which I don't...so I'll have to borrow it from someone. You have any paper or pen on ya Brian? You can have the paper and the pen back when I am done with my fancy story I am gonna have to write now. By the way, my motorcyle better be full of gas when I get outta here on acount that I just had it filled up when I was so wrongly arrested.
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*Joins Daney at the bars and nods in appreciation* A nice cold beverage right about now sounds pretty good.
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Am glad to see someone on the law side of things see my point of view on at least something now. Though just out of curiosity, how long you going to make me sit here and wait before you tell me what my pathetic bail is gonna be? As Lori conveniently pointed out, I do have better things to do than to sit behind bars for something we all know I didn't do.
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Oooo Lock Garrett up...sounds like a good idea. Or something that bugs him...you're right, I should know what bugs him. Afterall, I somehow did create him. Though I'll have to think of what it is.
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Eh you are probably right about his response...
I'm glad I made at least some sense. LOL...as for coming to an agreement, you have any advice in doing that with a stubborn muse as such as him?
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Dang it Lori I hate it when you're right! I could be out workin' on my car right about now if it weren't for these there bars or going for a ride on my motorcycle. *Shrugs* Oh well...whenever bail is set and when I make bail, I guess I have a few things to catch up on as well. I'm sure I'll be well rested up to do so.
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I am glad that school is easier this year for you. That makes better all the way around...and before you know it, you'll be out of school and thrown into the big ol' world. You excited? you get all your graduation stuff and pictures? LOL
LOL...I'll have to tell him you called him a moron as well...no wonder why he's so stubborn for me, huh? I guess I should have some control over him, after all he is my character. But the more I try to control him, the more stubborn he seems to get. Who knows. . .
I am having fun with the whole jail thing, but I don't want to carry it too far or get people upset if all that makes sense.
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As for how I'm doing...I'm doing alright. How about you? Hope all is well with you. Thanks for the message.
You think I am taking this jail thing too hard or with too much attitude? I don't want to upset anyone or anything. That is all Garrett talking...or my muse. I don't know how I got to create a character that is soooo much different than I am. But it makes difficult sometimes to know if I've taken it too far or what not when I do let him do his own thing and not reign him in. (Though I do try to tell him he's getting himself deeper in trouble...but he don't listen to me none.
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Thanks for the advice Alex...I will take it into consideration. Whether I act like it or not, I do want to get out, but I do find it hard to cooperate when my charges are fake to begin with. Give me something I did wrong, I'll be glad to do the time and be a little cooperative. As for you Lori, you are having way too good of a time at my misfortune here. I thought friends were suppose to be there for one another, you know to help out and so forth? Oh it's interesting...I can catch up on all my lost sleep and not have anyone else tell me to do something else with my time. Thanks for visiting.
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Lori flirting with Garrett? LOL...I'll have to tell him - he'll like hearing that.
Perhaps he'd drop the attitude as well.And despite how much he frustrates me sometimes...I could never go off and off him as you put it. I'd have a hard time forgiving myself for that. Though I am surprised at how alive he's gotten now that he's in jail. LOL...hopefully he don't bring me into too much trouble!
