Garrett Duke

Eh maybe you did, but you had to have known I wouldn't have listened to your warning to begin off with. You should know by now that, that kind of warning goes in one ear out the other. Right? Plus it keeps life interesting. And what you snickering at? Sooner or later it'll be your turn to be sleeping on that ol' cot here, locked behind them bars...then what you going to do? *Pictures Lori in jail* Sounds about right to me.

Well how'm I suppose to know that my bail just went up since y'all have seemed to have forgotten to tell me what my bail is?! *shakes head* Nah I think it's just your way of trying to threaten me into telling me what you want to know...trying to scare me into ratting out a friend. Well Brian, if you think that little trick will work with me, you obviously don't know me very well. I'd rather sit here locked up with nothing to do than to rat out a friend. Think of arresting more innocent people, are ya, Brian? Good luck at catchin' any of them...I think by now they're wise enough to know once they see you comin' to run and escape becoming another one of your victims. But hey by the minimal chance you do catch some of them, at least I'll have company even if I have to yell down the stairs to talk to them. And how doubtful that another night will adjust my additude one bit...seeing on how I've been in jails bigger and badder than this one on a few other occasions in my past. This is like a stay at the Hilton compared to them jails in Knoxville. And who needs a social life when we got the local law to watch as entertainment? *Watches Brian takes the keys and begins to walk away* By the way, my name may be Duke, but I have little else in common with them so don't mistake me as being like them.

First of all...thanks BL...that sure does smell good! *Takes a long breath in from own cigarette* Nice of ya to come and visit me, Brian. Long time no see. And yeah...forget about the bread and water, this is a whole lot better stuff than what that has to offer. Real charges? Can you prove any of them charges you have against me? Very highly unlikely. But have fun trying. But I'm still waiting to see what bail you have in mind for me. That being said *pauses to take take another long suck of cigarette smoke to blow out the smoke through the bars* I have no clue what you are talking about who dismantling your car. All I know is, is that it wasn't I that did it. Too bad though, sounds like a fun idea.

*Inhales the smoke and nods in appreciation* Me not the most social Hazzardian? Are you insinuating that I've changed? *Raises eye brow* You better keep that there info to yourself that I've changed...I'd never let that down. Hmmm they're enjoying my interaction with others? Possibly...but I have a sneaking suspicion that they have other reasonings behind it all. Thanks for the light, Daney...it is very much appreciated.

*Raises eye lid momentarily before sitting up and walking closer to Daney* Me? What could I possibly do that would require the need of the fire department? Though it does sound like an intriguing idea. *Winks while grabbing a cigarrette out of pocket* By the way, you have a light? I left mine in my car before they dragged me away. Yeah bail...no one has told me anything 'bout bail yet...wonderin' what's taking them so long. I'm starting to think of that as another form of abuse.

I am sooo happy for you Roger that you were able to go and see Sonny as well as for you too Daisy Mae. Sounds like you had a great time Roger and really enjoyed Sonny. He is great to meet as is all the other cast members or stunt guys I've ment. It is very rewarding to see the cast as appreciative of their fans as they seem to be. Glad to hear t hat you had such a great time!

Thanks BL! You're a life saver...*Lies back on cot with eyes closed.*

Thanks BL...sounds just about right to me.

C'mon Alex...what I ever do to you?

Fifteen minutes? That has gotta be the world's record for the longest fifteen minutes ever lived! I think you need to go back to elementary school and relearn how to tell time because I am real sure it has been way longer than fifteen minutes since you thrown me in to this dark hole. And of course I'm crying abuse...you're abusing me by the lack of food and the lack of my rights, the lack of my phone call...and lack of my lawyer! That all spells A-B-U-S-E! Though who needs a lawyer when I can do it all myself it seems. . . Though I am glad that you do see that I am something else. Oh and while you just confessed of my innocence that you also are full aware of my innocence, and yet I remain locked up for little to no reason at all...you are also seemingly abusing your authority! You sure do enjoy spreading the abuse around here, don't ya? *Eyes the tray of cookies as they reach the cell* They look and smell real good MaryAnne, but how I know I can trust ya? That'd be one easy way to clean out a cell for a new prisoner by posioning the old one...wouldn't have to deal with paper work or the fight over bail. Hmmm Bail, what's my lousy bail gonna be? *Shrugs before grabbing a cookie* Oh well might as well as risk death from a cookie than starving to death. *Takes a bite* They taste good too and so far the posion has yet to reach me. Thanks for the cookie MaryAnne...it does show that you do have at least a little bit of compassion within ya. Oh and BL...a nice warm plate from the cafe sounds great. Would really hit the spot after that cookie. It'll be kinda backwards eating the cookie or the desert before the main dish, but hey this place seems to be a little backwards at the moment. Afterall, aren't you suppose to be arresting people that you are thinkin' of being guilty?

Lori, lazy? Who'd have thought it?

Well I'd much rather take the credit for dismantling a patrol car than to become someone's lesson they need to learn...did you learn your lesson? Whatever it is you were suppose to learn? Hmmm thanks for the offer BL...food or drink sounds pretty good about now. They've seemed to forget that little detail when they arrested me...that I may actually need to drink and eat something to survive.

*Rolls eyes at Lori* Glad someone is enjoying me being here...maybe I'll have ol' Cooter find soimething hard and streinous for you to do to keep you busy for a change. Roger - you sure know how to look at the up side of things, don't ya? Guess I ain't lookin' over my shoulder because I already know it's I that is their next innocent victim. What chipped beef cookies? They haven't given me no drink nor food since I got here, I think I'm gonna start to complain of abuse of prisoner since they are seemingly trying to starve and dehydrate me to death. Thanks for the sympathy GeneralleeGirl. Thanks for the offer...I may have to take you up on that. As for now, I'll have to think of my clever idea on how to escape. Shouldn't be too hard. . . Nah I ain't too mad BL...if I were you, I'd have done the same thing...though don't tell Brian or any other law officer. Though am still wondering how they seemingly got the impression that it was I that demantled Brian's patrol car. *Shrugs* Don't matter though, I'll be glad to take the credit for that one...bet you had fun doin' it. *finger to lips* Shhhh don't confess. You don't want a return visit back here...I can handle myself. Oh I'm sure there are ways that things could be worse, Brian and I am sure you of all people would be all glad and willing to tell or show me how they could turn worse. Though if you are going to threaten me, stop your muttering and tell me face to face as so I can defend myself rightfully. *Shrugs* By the way, sorry to hear about your patrol car, but that is maddening. Oh by the way, Brian, what's my bail? So I can excuse myself from this sorry place you call a jail.

Eh don't feel so bad BL...someone's gotta be here. Might as well as be me. You had your turn and I suppose now it's my turn to rot in jail. You can enjoy your newfound freedom for me, how's that?

*sits up on cot* Yeah well...I am guessing it could be worse. According to MaryAnne I am safer here so I suppose I should be grateful. Though I am finding it very difficult to think of how things could possibly be worse. Oh well...it is good to have visitors as yourself, Daney and BL.

*Opens one eye* You've gotta lot of nerve coming over here after what you just done to me! I was here for you, I gave you chocolate milk and this is is what I get in return. Your friendship is very costly if you don't mind me saying so. Though at least you are willing to take credability for your own actions that should at least give you some credit. As for what you can get me...just seeing a friendly face as your own is good enough for me. How does it feel to be free, BL? You in here long enough you start to forget what freedom feels like.

*Watches the cell door close and lock* Well I'm surprised at ya MaryAnne...arresting me out all them other people that are way more worthy of this treatment than I. I mean what have I done to anyone that deserves to be locked up for? And Brian's car? I understand him being upset...heck I'd be more than upset if anyone did something like that to Spittin' Cobra...but I had nothing to do with it! Honest! Afterall what I'd have to gain by dismantling his car? Nothing! *Shakes head in disagreement while taking a seat on the cot* I'm surprised ya'd sink this low as to arrest me, MaryAnne. I'd expect somethin' like this from ol' Hogg or Rosco, but you? You're definately messing with the wrong Duke this time. No question about it. *Lays on the rough and hard cot and closes eyes in attempt to ignore everything.* Well at least it comes with a free bed and now I've got a whole lotta free time on my hands by the looks of it.

You liked it so much you wanted to return, huh?