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Garrett Duke

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  1. Is that wishful thinkin', Lori?
  2. No milk and warm water? Well I guess that must be their way of trying to discourage you from returning to their so called nice motel here once you make bail. *Whispers through the bars* Not a big milk fan, but maybe I could smuggle it in for ya if you want.
  3. Take this Job and Shove it -Johnny Paycheck
  4. *Sighs* Well BL...you just had to go and remind me, huh? HA HA. How could I forget that...being a Duke myself? Guess I just assumed it was only I that trouble followed! As for if it is possible to keep a Duke outta trouble...hmmm. I highly doubt that is possible seeing how often we seem to find ourselves into trouble and having to find a way out.
  5. Nobody said it would be Easy - Alan Jackson
  6. I agree...if Chet can't do all them things being a deputy, why be a deputy? I don't think you're giving Chet enough credit, Roger...he'd make a great deputy. Plus being a deputy may be Chet's calling...may even keep him outta trouble. Give him some meaning to life. Then again, Chet, you may make a great fire fighter as well.
  7. Wow you get the real deal...lucky you! Well I suppose not so lucky at seeing the predictament you seem to be in at the moment, but hey, it could always be worse. Enjoy the cookies! You get any milk with it?
  8. Not a problem, I'm here to help. As for ol' Cooter, it'll be good for him to do all the work by himself for a change. It'll keep him outta trouble, plus he may have more sympathy for you once you bail yourself outta here. There's always a positive side to things, just sometimes, the postive side seems to be hidden behind all the negativity of the situation.
  9. Who me? *Innocent look* I was just making an observation is all.
  10. Deputy Chet...or Deputy Cowboy? It does seem to have a nice ring to it. Don't you think?
  11. Well I for one am relieved to see the switch from Duke and Davenport. Though sorry it has to be you BL! At least this way, ol' Cooter won't have you running around and doing all his work - now he's gonna hafta do it all himself and then do your work as well! So perhaps you can enjoy the rest...if only they had softer and more comfier cots to sleep on. . .
  12. It has been awhile since I watched the video or heard the song, but I did like the song and the video. It is catchy, but it is sad to see. It is great to see some new music from John. Talk about a talented man!
  13. My word: Rhuebottom's General Store Bottom Tom To Tore So Shoe Toe Or Ear Matt Rub Garrett Bo Are Hot Torn New Word: Duke family farm
  14. Way to go Daisy...sounded good to me.
  15. For someone who is being supposed arrested for something you didn't do, you're being pretty quiet about this Daisy. Which probably also adds upon the assumption that you like being in jail...that you started with the curtains. Hollar at me if you need help *whispers* escaping or anything like that. Though being locked up may be what you need right now...get away from Bo and Luke, plus gets you out of doing chores. Perhaps I should go mention that last part to the boys, that'd motivate them to help you escape all in itself since it is probably them doing laundry and dishes and all your other chores. No wonder why you're enjoying the solitude so much.
  16. GeneralLeeGirl- You sound exactly like me...I've made a lot of resolutions that I would work on and yet haven't really kept any of them. I guess the one with my sister, but that is only done half way since I did say I'd be the one calling her. (Thanks Roger!) I am lousy when it comes to making any sort of changes, I get in the same old rut and I stick in it. I feel like I'm in a hamster wheel and can't get out of it if you know what I mean. ERRRR! They say it only takes three weeks to make a change into a routine that can stick...if only I can find a way to get to the three week mark! I am horrible at this! Way to go Texas Daisy and Roger...I am happy for both of you. I bet you do feel a lot better, Daisy, and proud of the work you did. Roger I bet your book will be an awesome book - I really hope that you will allow us to read your book once you get done. At least some sort of preview. I have always wanted to write novels...that had been one of my dreams when I was in school. Aw well I guess. Keep up the great work!
  17. Poor Daisy Mae! I tried to warn ya though, Daisy, about makin' them curtains. Hope your stay ain't too long.
  18. Thanks BL ...I had a hard time believing y'all enjoyed jail so much you were excited about decorating it for your stay. Though I also believe that Hogg may have a thing or two to say about you decorating his jail.
  19. You know by decorating the cell as you are describing, it makes it look as if you enjoy being locked up in the cell...kinda like making it yer home. Wouldn't it be easier to just stay a step ahead of the law and not get caught? That way you can keep all your pretty little flowers and curtains at home where you can actually enjoy them. And stay free all at the same time!
  20. Well Daney looks like your still locked up...thought by now you woulda broke bail or something. Maybe you are in need of a little help of *whispers through the bars* finding a way way out. Just call on me, sure I can think of a way out. In the mean time, I hope the cot and the whole cell is a lot more comfortable than it was the last time I was in there for you.
  21. WooHoo congrats Texas Daisy on the weight loss and keeping with your resolution! I am very proud and happy for you! Keep up the great work. As for mine...I've done so-so. I've talked to my sister at least once a week so far, but haven't called her each time.(Does that count?) But thanks for the reminder Daisy, I still need to call her this week to say hi.
  22. Poor Daney! Hopefully she can have some visitors.
  23. I have to agree, Roger...that was a great poem! Never knew Uncle Jesse could be so good at writing a poem and so quick! Congrats on your refound freedom.
  24. My Word : Chickasaw County Chick Wick Ick Tick Hick As Saw Was What You Way Chat Sack Cow New word: Cale Yarborough (hopefully this counts since he was in an episode and the Dukes like racing.)

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