Now I ain't just pickin' on Dukes but when yer a Duke, yer a Duke. And Daney's no exception.

Yer under arrest for bein' a Duke and for, basically, resistin' arrest by sayin' you didn't wanna be arrested. See, had you been right in line here and jumping for the chance to get arrested I'da been shooin' you away. When are you gonna learn?!

Step right into the cell there. No back talkin' now! No, you can't make a phone call, I got a 42 page fax to get to Atlanta. Looks like Roger left some toliet paper. Yes, the computer has solitaire on it. Khee!

Poor Daney! Hopefully she can have some visitors.

Awww poor Daney!

*Steps into the cell like MaryAnne recommended. Glances at the computer and sits in the chair. Waits patiently to hear what bail will be.*

Of course she can have visitors. I'm not a cruel jailer.

(Despite any rumours started by Brian - don't listen to 'em!)

Don't worry Daney...ain't no jail ever held a Duke for long...*thinking maybe I can sweet talk Enos into handin' over them there keys*

*Stops thinking about what bail will be. Glances at visitors and says*Thank you Garrett, TD and Daisy

Daney, remember the scene where Bo and Luke came out of those hothouses they were using for solitary confinement on the chain gang in Osage County?

(Cool Hands Luke and Bo from season 7)

That's how you're going to feel when this is all over. I hope you recover faster than me. I've been in therapy since the ordeal. I've also hired an attorney who specializes in false arrest. If you get out of this in one piece maybe we can file that lawsuit together.

This is a fun thread. My compliments to whoever had the idea originally.

(Now that I'm out of jail it's fun but I wasn't smiling a couple days ago)

*Hears what Roger/Jesse says and frowns* I hope there won't be a need for lawyers. *Replies and looks for MaryAnne, Brian or Mufn* Has been bail been figured out yet?

Daney, if anybody's evah needed a lawyer... it's you!

Man alive, look at this rap sheet. I can't even read this stuff aloud as we got young 'ens in the building.

Bail's gonna be mighty steep in yer case....

But lucky for you, I'm willing to overlook some of your more blatant crimes and give you a break. For your bail....

You need to surrender your recipie for chocolate no-bake cookies.

Psssst! Daney....give me a second and I'll run t the farm and get Maudine's hoof ointment recipe....they won't know the difference! *giggles*

Hang in there Daney.... You're a Duke, and you're tough as nails. Ain't no jail that holds a Duke for long.....nor any ropes come to think of it.......

Psssst! Daney....give me a second and I'll run t the farm and get Maudine's hoof ointment recipe....they won't know the difference! *giggles*

Daisy, isn't that what you spiked the egg nog with at the HazzardNet Christmas party three weeks ago?

That's never been proven!

*Contemplates for a few minutes after the offer is given.*Daisy, that sounds like a plan. *answers cheerfully* Won't that get you in trouble too?

ROFL

Nice try Daney. You're just hoping Daisy gets in enough trouble to get arrested and then they replace her with you. Don't forget. The Hazzard County jail has more than one cell.

ROFL

Nice try Daney. You're just hoping Daisy gets in enough trouble to get arrested and then they replace her with you. Don't forget. The Hazzard County jail has more than one cell.

Haha, you ought to know Roger!

Roger Jesse, are you implyin' that its safer for Dukes to stay in the jail house... *big smile* Then how come BoJames and Lukas_KD aren't here?

Daney,

Looks like you're gonna be an over night guest at the Iron Bar Hotel. I have to be up all night at doing my full time job, if Rosco would put me on the cash payroll I'd come set with you. I used to work at the jail in my former County.

See what you can do I can have our 911 calls forwarded to me a the jail and do the mapping departments data entry from there. Surely the internet is no slower than what I'm working on. The County pays for it too!

DixieDavenport

*leans a shoulder against the bars* I'm sure they will get their turn Daney along with DaisyMae if she keeps hanging around the jail like she's been at.

Roger Jesse, are you implyin' that its safer for Dukes to stay in the jail house... *big smile* Then how come BoJames and Lukas_KD aren't here?

Jail's almost like a second home to us Dukes...in fact...*measures the barred window with her hands* You know I got some material that would make the prettiest curtains for in there...

Well Daney looks like your still locked up...thought by now you woulda broke bail or something. Maybe you are in need of a little help of *whispers through the bars* finding a way way out. Just call on me, sure I can think of a way out. In the mean time, I hope the cot and the whole cell is a lot more comfortable than it was the last time I was in there for you.

*hides a snicker behind hand* Ah yes curtains would be nice in there, could block out the sun and any cold drafts coming in. I got some flowers that'd spruce the place up right nice too, they're silk but they look real.

Edited January 13, 201016 yr by B.L. Davenport

You know by decorating the cell as you are describing, it makes it look as if you enjoy being locked up in the cell...kinda like making it yer home. Wouldn't it be easier to just stay a step ahead of the law and not get caught? That way you can keep all your pretty little flowers and curtains at home where you can actually enjoy them. And stay free all at the same time!