RogerDuke

Bo and Luke, How old were you the first time you shaved? Do you think you'll have a white beard when you get old?

Bo, Git out there on the back 40 and git that fence fixed. Sorry Daisy, I forgot what I said about you being the hope of the family. I did say that a long time ago though. Bo's cleaned up his act a little bit since then. Maybe after he gits back from fixin' that fence he'll start treating you better.

All I know how to fix is roadkill Daney but I really like this idea you have here. I wish I could remember that recipe for crawdad bisque. Seriously, I have an Uncle Jesse recipe that I'll look up. It's from a Dukes of Hazzard book that came from England and came out in the early 80s....and we thought BoJamesDuke was the best thing to come from England.

Which of these were on the show? Mr Mop or Mr Broom Sutter's Pond or Sutter's Dam Live Long Lane or Dead Man's Curve

Daney, thanks for posting all the updates about when the stars are appearing. If it weren't for you and Tim, I wouldn't gotten to meet Rosco (and as a bonus some great Hazzardnet folks too) Keep up the good work.

Laura, I'd like to take a moment to answer your question if my kids would stop that blasted bickering. I'm impressed that you noticed that part about me being a Methodist in a Baptist Church. What I didn't say is that I was only visiting the Baptist Church. The reason I was there is because my cousin over in Choctaw told me that a preacher man would be visiting the Baptist Church in Hazzard and he had a couple daughters that will turn your head faster than grease on lightning. So I got all fancied up Sunday morning after washing up the '32 Coupe on Saturday night and....well.....*ear to ear smile*

What is the first episode of the second season? A) One Armed Bandits Lulu's Gone Away C) Days of Shine and Roses

Okay, I warned you kids, one more peep out of ya and I'm belting out a bluegrass tune so old, your grandparents won't even know it.

Jessi, I'd respond but I don't know what black ice is *turns red with embarrassment*

You two kids quit yer fightin'.......'er else I'll start singing.

Only once. That time you got engaged to Jamie Lee Hogg.

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Welcome to Hazzard County 01getaway. If you want to getaway to the best website on the internet you've just gotten away to the right one. (I'm not making any sense am I?) Buckle up for safety on the Hazzardnet.

I know I probably surprised everybody with that last post. Most folks around the Hazzardnet thought that me and Lavinia met at the 1938 Dukesfest but that's simply ain't true

Jesse *lovingly* Well Bo if ya wanna give somethin' back like ya say ya do, you can start by making an old man happy.....and the way to do that is go out there and have some good clean fun. Every time you and Luke ride the roads of Hazzard County, I'm there with ya boys. Ya might not see me but I'm there. 'Sides, I relive my youth every time you boys come home with another story of how you shucked and jived old Rosco and Boss.

Jesse *tilts head* Now Bo, I don't think yer a hearin' me right. I really want you and Luke to go out and have some fun. I let the other two young-uns take it easy on their birthday *tilts head again* unless it's a real emergency, and I want you to do the same.

My wife's first name was Lavinia but some of her kinfolks used to call her Martha because we have two other Livinias in the family. Her middle name is Martha so that's what some people called her to avoid confusion. We met at the Hazzard County Baptist Church when her Daddy (and his family) was visiting from Choctaw County as a guest minister. Sometimes it seems like a hundred years ago and sometimes it feels like yesterday. *closes eyes and sighs* I sure miss her.

Jesse *takes deep sigh* Well Bo, ya have to have something planned today don't ya? I'm serious now, I really can git along today without ya. I'm not plannin' on doing too much outside today anyway. Elton Loggins said on the radio this mornin' that it's supposed to rain in the afternoon.

General Grant, the confusion that you're talking about is what made it so fun. It's like being in the same room and listening to several people giving their opinion at once. At first it's frustrating because you can't understand anything. Then it becomes funny because it's so confusing and Hazzard is all about fun. And yes, I'll bring the buttermilk and egg nog. (I'll be drinking all the egg nog but I'll be generousely sharing the buttermilk)

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Jesse *smiling while looking at Bo's hair* It's too bad we don't have that contraption around that Rosco and Boss were passing off as a radar gun *takes a sip of his coffee after sitting down at kitchen table

Jesse *whispering* so when ya gonna give it to him? *bathroom door opens*

Jesse *leans back and smiles* (whispering) He's gonna love it Luke. Why Bo's gonna be flyin' so high when he gits that, he'll feel lighter than a feather.

Jesse *partly closing one eye and looking at Luke suspiciousely* I can tell Luke, you're hiding something. *tilts head back then leans to Luke and whispers* it's Bo's present ain't it?

Hey Min, I'm working double shifts every day this week so when I get home, I don't want to think too much. (not to mention that I need sleep) I would appreciate it if you took over the rest of the week. I'll post more starting Saturday. Thanks. (give a hint the next day if nobody gets it)