RogerDuke

You got me on that one GeneralLeeGirl. It was quite a blooper though when they messed that one up by putting the episodes in the wrong order. Lizzy and B.L. got mine right. The big banner at the end incorrectly spelled Roscoe with an e.

I Love My Truck (*RogerDuke singing*......it's right outside. Ain't got much luck. But I sure got a ride. Don't matter who lives. Don't matter who dies. Cause I've got my truck right by my side) (don't remember who sings it but I gaurantee the feller sounded better than me)

I was never a fan of Michael but his life (and death) certainly was a sad saga. I really doubt he was ever happy and I feel bad for him because it seemed he was destined at an early age for a tragic fate. I'm also 50 years old. I was brought up poor (not that poor though). I'm now what is probably called lower middle class. I'd bet the farm that I have been a much much happier person in my half century than he was in his. I've always said that half the poor people I know are happy. Half the rich people I know are happy. Half the middle class I know are happy. That's proof that money has nothing to do with happiness. I think his death was more than just the fault of his doctor. A lot of people should be blamed, including MJ himself. Elvis was no different. People treated him like a god and nobody was brave enough to do something dramatic to stop him. I think the people around folks like Elvis and MJ love the fame more than the person. How sad.

Bo 28 Luke 22 Daisy 2 Jesse 29 Cooter 14 Enos 5 took one from Cooter and gave it to Jesse

Rain sure has been a problem with NASCAR this year. Oh well, considering recent droughts in the south, I'm sure not everybody is complaining. We've had a pretty dry spring here in northwest Pennsylvania though.

*Because it was dark I was unable to see the sarcastic look on Garrett's face and being too tired to tell Garrett's voice had a sarcastic tone, I respond with frustration* Listen, I know I'm a little older than you but are you serious about not knowing that cigarettes used to be called coffin sticks? *sounding annoyed now but in reality, simply exhausted* I'm sorry I'm being grumpy, I'm just really tired and I have to get some shut-eye before I pass out....so I'll see ya at noon *sits in Mustang, yawns and drives off hoping the powerful 390 c.i. engine with customized exhaust doesn't wake Garrett's sister and kids*

Just for fun, I'm going to disagree with B.L. and go with 9 am.

Bo 27 Luke 22 Daisy 2 Jesse 29 Cooter 15 Enos 5 took one from Cooter and gave it to Jesse

On A Snowy Christmas Night (Elvis) (regarding my last post, that was Tom T. Hall)

*looks at Garrett in a scolding way* "I thought you told me you were giving up them coffin sticks. Did you not give them up at all or did you, and then start back up again? ......oh well, anyway, you know where still sight number three is....it's just off of Jimson Lane on that old path.....remember a couple years ago, in the fall, you were riding Mis Tizdale's back-up dirt bike and there was a spot where the leaves were covering up a deep puddle. You couldn't tell there was water there because there were so many leaves floating on it and it looked like solid ground. As soon as your front tire hit it, you flipped right over the handlebars." *chuckles* "Anyway, there's a reason I want to meet there. I'll explain it all when you get there with the money. How about making it high noon instead of 11?"

Bo 26 Luke 23 Daisy 1 Jesse 28 Cooter 17 Enos 5 took one from Daisy and gave it to Jesse

Who's name was mispelled on "One Armed Bandits?" A) D.J. Hogg Roscoe C) Jessie D) Ennos

I've said it before and I'll say it again. You sure know your NASCAR Garrett. I took my 8 year old grandson to his first race tonight. Actually it was just (free admission) practice night at the local dirt track in northeast Ohio but it was pretty exciting anyway. We had a great time and he wants to go back next weekend. I wore my orange 01 hat and got a chance to strike up conversations with two different Dukes fans and told them about HazzardNet. Hopefully at least one of them will be dropping by.

GeneraLLeeGirl and B.L. got all three right. Which of these were on "One Armed Bandits"? Lucky Luciano or Dobro Doolin Ernest the bank clerk or Hazel the prison guard Honest John Ledbetter or Big Dan Haskins

Bo 25 Luke 23 Daisy 2 Jesse 28 Cooter 17 Enos 5 took one from Daisy and gave it to Jesse

Old Dogs, Children and Watermellon Wine (I must be losing my memory. I can't believe I can't remember the guy's name who sings this)

Hey Garrett, you said "they will be penalized if they attempt to pass on the apron" Does that mean they will lose points for the race and season or they will get fined or both? Thanks again for your updates. I really appreciate you keeping us informed. Who are the top three drivers in points for the season?

*emerging from the front of the Mustang the second time, I stand up and reassure Garrett* "That was just Scooter Harkins delivering the Hazzard Gazzette. It looks like he went to the Porter farm and turned around to head back to his next delivery....nothing to worry about....it's just a good thing you don't subscribe 'er he woulda stopped here. Well, I suppose we'll worry about it tomorrow. Should I come over later or would that make your sister ask too many questions? We could meet somewhere if you want. How 'bout still sight number 3?" *yawns*

Belated Happy Birthday Coy. I hope ya had a great day. (Byron Cherry April 17)

Bo 25 Luke 23 Daisy 3 Jesse 27 Cooter 17 Enos 5 took one from Daisy and gave it to Jesse

LOL You didn't use one of the words from the song I posted

Give Me That Old Time Religion

*I open the drivers side door of the Mustang ang get out, leaning on the roof* "Hey, I'm sorry....listen, if you'd feel better having me hang onto it, I'll do it. I just thought you'd want to since it was your idea to begin with...." *pauses and looks around alarmingly* "Hang on a second, do you hear that? It's a car.....git behind the bushes!!" *I get in front of the Mustang and lay on the ground as the headlights begin to brighten the area*

Bo 24 Luke 23 Daisy 5 Jesse 26 Cooter 17 Enos 5 took one from Bo and gave it to Jesse

texasdaisy and GeneralLeeGirl got it right. Thelma Claire Rogers is running for office....against J.D. Hogg