RogerDuke

Here's a good Josh Turner story. He signed to play at a fair at a small town in Pennsylvania near me. Right after he signed he hit it big but instead of getting out of his committment he played anyway. A lot of people would have gotten a big head and pretended to be sick or made some other excuse but Josh is a man of his word. It was funny because some people were surprised that this little fair could draw such a big name. They didn't know he had signed on before that.

Elvis' Christmas CD (It's both of his Christmas albums combined) Later tonight I'm going to be making a mess of my wife's kitchen while I'm processing my deer listening to Elvis. It's a mid-December tradition.

Nice...congratulations!!

You got it right texasdaisy09. There's a bad lady and she's dropping oil from a helicopter and making armored cars wreck or pull over so her two partners can pull off a robbery.

bank

*after hanging up from his phone conversation, Jesse just stands there in the kitchen in deep thought with a big smile on his face*

*voice still angry but settling down a little* Shepherd out *turns to Luke who was standing behind him* I told Roxanne you boys would be there an hour ago so when Bo gits back tell him to call her and explain why yer late. I'm heading out to that spot just east of the back 40 to pick put out our tree. *phone rings* (audible through open kitchen window) *When Luke takes a step to go answer it, Jesse calls him off* I'll git it. It's probably Roxanne. If it's not her, maybe it's Santa Claus calling to give an old goat some Christmas spirit. Lord knows I could use it right about now.

*angry voice* I don't know what yer 20 is and I don't care. I want you to git on home now and do what I told ya to do. I want ya to pick up Luke and head on over to Willow Swamp and see Roxanne Miller. I told her you'd be there and a Duke keeps his word. *pauses two seconds* Now git!!

Let Old Mother Nature Have Her Way (Carl Smith)

daisyxenos, Daisy, texasdaisy09 and B.L. got all three right. Which of these were on the show? Old River Road or Bobcat Canyon Highway Simon's Peak or Hogg's Salt Mine (episode names) Funny Money or Money to Burn

We got our rural address numbers changed a few years ago too because of the 911 system. I wasn't too happy about it because we got a 5 digit number and my old number was 3 digits. That wouldn't be so bad except my 3 digits were 320 and I thought that was pretty cool because the General Lee's license number is CNH 320. My grandfather used to call all the rural roads around here after the names of the people who setteled them originally. Lots of those roads are still named after the original settlers but many have them have changed names. Since not everybody accepts change well, some roads get stuck with two different names.

I don't know if it's snowing in Hazzard County or not but it sure is snowing in Erie County now. Just about everything's closed down including Interstate 90. I90 runs coast to coast from Boston all the way to Seattle so I imagine it's inconviencing a few folks. Erie County was even mentioned on CNN this morning.

*walks around to the back of barn and notices the General Lee isn't there, or anywhere for that matter. Walks over to his pick-up truck and turns channel 22 on his C.B.* Shepherd to lost sheep. Shepherd to lost sheep. You got your ears on Bo?

Well texasdaisy09, if you check out the post before yours, you'll see the results. Hey Daisy, here's a definition for you... DaisyMaeDuke.... -noun 1. A girl who should not be allowed to own a dictionary -idiom 2. A girl who causes a lot of trouble if she uses something that she shouldn't be allowed to own

LOL That's another one that's not clear. According to "Sound of Music-Hazzard Style" the Dukes live on Old Mill Road. According to "Treasure of Hazzard" the Dukes live on Mill Road. According to "The Runaway" the Dukes live on Mill Pond Road. You could just say that they live on Old Mill Pond Road. LOL Being a country boy myself I can testify that it's not unusual for the same road to have different names.....especially names that are similiar.

Me and You and a Dog Named Boo

LOL Thanks Daisy. That's one reason I love the HazzardNet so much. Even a redneck like me can make it through the door and be accepted. To quote that famous philosopher Brad Paisley, "I'm so much cooler online"

Welcome to our Dukes of Hazzard website Ludix03. Your English is pretty good. I wish I spoke French. We hope you like it here and stay a long time.

Do You Believe in Life after Love? (Cher)

Thanks Daisy. Why didn't you post that definition before I tried it? *rubs bump on back of head from frying pan*

money (after all, Boss Hogg rakes it in)

Nice try Daisy but I'll still find a way to make a couple dollars so I can get in.....even if I have to sell some of my egg nog. Sorry to disappoint you but I'll do whatever it takes to be there and embarress you. I wonder if that couple who crashed the White House State Dinner are going to be at our party?

LOL I can see little Zoe looking like Max on the Grinch. It will be funny when you're going down a hill and turn around to see Zoe standing on the back of the sled smiling and waving.

It sure would be nice if you could show up Daney. You've been on the HazzardNet for a long time so you sure would brighten our day if you could make it.