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  1. Was the livery stables used in the Loretta Lynn episode? As far as the current question goes I bet this is where my string of luck will end. I'm going to guess Cooter.
  2. Thanks for informing me of Sir Patrick Moore's death. I wasn't aware of it. Science has lost a true legend.

  3. My wife was watching America's Funniest Home Videos tonight when she yelled into the kitchen, "Hey check this out. It's the General Lee!" Thanks to the DVR she reversed it and they were doing videos on different ways to destroy pumpkins. There was one with a General Lee racing down a strip and it ran one over! (Hmmm, maybe it was more than one). Anyways, the clip didn't last long but it was still cool. I stopped it when the driver was in the best view but couldn't see his or her face very good. It's always good to see anything Dukes related when you're not expecting to. It puts a smile on my redneck face!
  4. Thanks for being generous and accepting the first one Hoss. I changed my answer because the ep with LL was in was titled "Find Loretta Lynn"...F for find and LYN for Lynn. I bet all these places has been used as a hiding place....some of them multiple times but the Ice House is ringing the loudest bell in this Duke boy's head. (I always get nervous when I disagree with BL)
  5. Poor Garrett. If I have these numbers correct after a 7-1 start the Bears have now lost 4 of their last 5. I sure can't tease you after my Steelers got beat by the Chargers today. I think the Chargers had lost 7 of their last 8 before coming into Pittsburgh and beating them. I guess this means our dream Super Bowl of Steelers vs Bears is in danger.
  6. Welcome to the HazzardNet!

  7. Finally....I got a guess right! Great picture of the Duke men Hoss. I don't have a clue on this one (but hopefully we'll get one if nobody gets it right) I'm going to guess Waylon's rolling country music museum. Thanks to the edit button.....I'm changing that to my favorite all-time female singer, Loretta Lynn.
  8. Boss takes the cigar out of his mouth. He squints his eyes and looks suspiciously at Jeff. He appears to be at a loss for words then turns away with his back to Jeff then speaks while continuing to look away. "My my my Mr. Jeff.....uhum, I mean Mr. Gordon...." Boss turns again and faces Jeff. "You certainly don't appear to be in any position to be negotiating anything. I don't think you understand how things work around these here parts. Your fancy pants lawyers have no power in a place like this. You could bring a thousand of them in if you want to but unless one of them was a witness to the accident....excuse me, I meant to say attempted murder...., it's still the word of a stranger in town against a sworn officer of the law who has lived here all his life and has the full backing of the Commisioner of Police...namely me....who has also lived here all his life and is also the judge. You'd be throwing your money away by spending it on those hot shot worthless lawyers.....Unless" Jeff was intrigued "Go on, unless what?" "All right Mr. Gordon, I'll let bring your own car in providing you can get it here on time and providing you'll agree to one teensy weensy little thing" Jeff responded "Get on with it" Boss smiled "You finish second and let me win"
  9. Smithy it is! My favorite character is Jesse as you probably guessed. I have a lot of favorite episodes. My favorite episode this month is The Great Santa Claus Chase. My all time favorite is High Octane but I also love Swamp Molly, Days of Shine and Roses, Follow that Still, Find Loretta Lynn, The Legacy, Welcome Back Bo 'N Luke, Happy Birthday General Lee, Welcome Waylon Jennings and Go West Young Dukes. .....and any episode that shows Miz Tisdale riding a wheelie on her dirt bike! LOL
  10. Halloween
  11. Welcome to Hazzard County Smith. You sure sound like the type of person who's going to love it here. Do you have a favorite character or episodes?
  12. chocolate
  13. The smell of Boss's cigar starts to permeate into Jeff Gordon's cell. Jeff sits down on his bed and hangs his head muttering "I don't have much of a choice Mr. Hogg. I'll listen to your proposal." Boss pulls the cigar from his mouth then smiles and in his deep southern voice declares, "Now that's more like it Mr. Gordon. You did notice that I called you by your proper name didn't you? Now that we're....how do you say....temporary business partners, I'll start treating you with more respect and you'll start doing the same for me and you can be out of town by Saturday evening....that's if'n you play your cards right Mr. Gordon." Boss held up a poster advertising the chance for five contestants to race him. "Now quit yer slouching and lookie up at this here opportunity to get out of jail for practically free. All you need to do is sign a few autographs and posters on Friday.....and race five of the local hot shots on Saturday at 4:00 and you can race on outta town right after that. And don't worry about a race car. I'll provide you with a hot little blue Camero with a 350 turbocharged engine and brand new racing tires. Of course this whole deal is null and void if you open your mouth and call your high falootan team of lawyers.....not that that'll do you any good. I'll have every one of them thrown in jail too if you pull that stunt. So, whatdoyasay Mr. Gordon? Your life in exchange for a few autographs and one teensy eensy weeney little race against a few rednecks?" Are we business partners for a couple days or are you spending the next half century in jail?"
  14. Our teams had some excitement today Garrett. Your boys must have broke your heart after squeezing in a field goal to make it to OT, only to lose to Meadowmufn's Seahawks. My Steelers had me jumping for joy with a last second field goal to win 23-20 in regulation against their rivals, the Ravens.
  15. [quote=Garrett Duke;203922 Well I guess Wallace throwing the hammer at Busch doesn't make Tony Stewart's helmet throw at Kenseth this year look so bad any more. You're right about that. Throwing a hammer is pretty serious. I wonder if he intended to hit him (which could be deadly) or just send a message by throwing it in that direction.
  16. light (Not even the General Lee can go faster than the speed of light at 186,000 miles per SECOND)
  17. That is if he isn't still sitting in Boss Hogg's jail. (Forgive my shameful promotion of our newly jump-started RP)
  18. speed
  19. Just when I was starting you think that you're a genius Hoss you go and say something like this that makes absolutely no sense at all. Now, why in the world would a feller want to leave his CDB comfort zone?
  20. hair
  21. I'm gonna try these fancy words on my wife. She loves it when I talk in foreign languages she doesn't understand. I'll let you know how it turns out.
  22. You're right Hoss. That line is a classic. I believe the answer to your question is Andy Roach. I sure hope I don't have him mixed up with the wrong episode.
  23. Did David Ragen win the award for "Worst Driver of the Year who had at least one win last year"? If they don't have an award like that I think they should start....that way he'll have won something this year. I hope you're feeling better Garrett! Sometimes when we're depressed our bodies are more suseptable to illness so I wonder if missing NASCAR has something to do with it.
  24. teeth
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