Jump to content

RogerDuke

Veteran
  • Posts

    15,749
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    1,002

Everything posted by RogerDuke

  1. Welcome to the HazzardNet! How long have you been a Dukes fan? Do you have a favorite character? We are happy to have you here!
  2. boss has QUESTIONABLE ethics
  3. But before Meadowmufn took sixth place the battle for fourth was fierce between Jesse and Emma. Jesse's front bumper crossed the finish line first but when he got out of the truck the race judge (Enos Strate) was already handing the fourth place trophy to Miz Tisdale... Jesse complained "Now Enos, Emmer ran a good race but I'm sure I crossed that there finish line first". Enos replied quickly "Um, I'm sorry about that Uncle Jesse but Miz Tisdale had two fishing poles tied to the front fender of her dirt bike and they stuck out so far that they crossed before your bumper." Jesse erupted " What in tarnation did ya do that fer Emmer?" Miz Tisdale smiled "Now don't you remember Jesse? You was so confident you'd finish ahead of me that you promised to take me on a date to the Hazzard Pond if I beat you." Jesse smiled, "All right Emmer you win. But yer gonna be the one cleaning and frying the fish." She smiled back "I'm okay with that. As long as I can come out to the farm to do it."
  4. tennessee is NORTH of hazzard (beaudry boys)
  5. Watching from behind, Jesse sees Hobie take advantage of Garrett's misfortune and pull beside his car. From Jesse's view it looks like both cars crossed the finish line at the same time. The checkered flag waves. It appears Jesse won't know the winner until he finishes the race and asks. All he knows is that it looks like a photo finish. Skipper clearly has third place wrapped up. Losing to a guy pulling a yacht is a bit humiliating but Jesse is happy for Skipper. Now, there's the business of fifth place. He looks at Emma. There just might be a photo finish for fifth place too.
  6. flash was LAZY and LOVEABLE
  7. Jesse comes around the final corner and looks at the long home stretch to the finish line. Garrett is in the lead. Hobie is right on his back bumper. There is a gap between Hobie and third place Skipper. Emma Tisdale is neck and neck with Jesse, now quite a ways behind Skipper. This thing will be over soon folks. Unless something changes dramatically Skipper will finish 3rd. But 1st and 4th are anybody's guess.
  8. I've been up all night. Had a reaction to a shot. Can barely move my arm and couldn't get comfortable no matter how I laid. It felt like Mike Tyson was punching my shoulder all night.
  9. I had no idea that 'Ol Red was that old of a song. I'm not much of a Kenny fan but I'll admit that Islands in the Stream was (and still is) amazing. And I'm not the only one who thinks so. As I recall it was number 1 on country and rock charts for a long time. One of the most successful songs in history.
  10. Gotta disagree. The original 3 were awesome!
  11. I agree. I used to screw off at work all the time...and that was without knowing my job was about over. Imagine how bad I would have been if I knew I was getting the ax.
  12. dukes FAMILY singers FOX on the run
  13. They did get a little sloppy in season 7. I wonder at what point in season 7 were they told there wouldn't be a season 8.
  14. Welcome to the HazzardNet. The good news is that they kept the farm going until the boys returned....and kept the series from ending with just 4 seasons. You don't have to like them but you should appreciate them. So, tell us more about yourself. How long you been a Dukes fan? Favorite character? Favorite episode?
  15. Welcome to the HazzardNet. Great picture. We'd like to hear more from you. How long you been a fan? Favorite character? Favorite episode, etc.
  16. WOOD flew everywhere when the outhouse blew up.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy.