Driving down the road with a handcuffed Garrett in the back, Rosco is excited and gets on the CB. "Boss, you ain't never gonna guess what I'm bringing you! I done arrested that Garrett Duke and I'm heading back to see ya."
Boss responded quickly "Nice, nice Rosco! I'll see to it that there's a little extra in your pay for this...very little...what about the rest of that gang?"
Rosco replied "Oh, don't you worry about them none Boss. My deputies are there to take care of them. They'll be cuffed and stuffed in no time. I just figured since Garrett was the ring leader I'd take care of him myself."
Boss muttered to himself "dipstick deputies. I hope they don't mess things up like they always do."
Rosco continued. "You aren't going to believe what Garrett and Roy did Boss. They snuck in the cave and made a tape of you admitting to this whole operation. The nerve of them thinking they could get the best of you."
Boss panicked "What! A tape! Where is it now?" After Rosco explained it was back at the still site Boss got on the CB and told Enos and Cletus to confiscate the tape recorder immediately.
Enos happily responded. "Mr. Hogg sir, we are two steps ahead of you. We already have the tape recorder, and everyone loaded up in the patrol cars. Everybody except Jesse. He said he'd come in to be arrested right after he went back to the farm and did chores."
Boss responded "You lugnut. Oh well, I don't care none about Jesse anyways. Just get over here to the cave."
Jesse broke in. "You should care about me Boss. Yer deputies have the tape recorder but I took the tape out and right now I'm heading to the state police in Capitol City."
Boss was furious. "Enos, Cletus, Rosco. You go git Jesse now!"
Cletus responded "I'm sorry to tell you Cousin Boss but he's got about a 10 mile head start so we don't have a chance."
"So what Cletus. His pick up truck is slow as a snail."
"Well, Cousin Boss, I'm sorry to say this but he took the General Lee."