AmandaRobson

I've never seen a real live General Lee. Although there was one at the car show a few years ago, he came along with Ben Jones. And I have only seen three or four Chargers in my city, they were never as popular up here. One was sitting in the supermarket parking lot, and it was a ragtop!! I was gonna hijack it! It was sitting in the disabled spot, so it was probably some little old lady, I coulda taken her! Another time I was driving down the road to a picnic with my cousin in the backseat and we passed a Charger, a 69! Going the other way, and I nearly crashed the car I was so excited, she could have cared less. Hopefully someday I'll have my own General Lee!! Now that would be awesome!

"Jit! Jit! Jus where do ya think yer goin?!!!" A voice cried out from the CB raido, the familar flash of blue lights shining in through the windows of one oranage stock car named the General Lee. "Rosco P. Coltrane." Bo and Luke exclaimed together in unison. Daisy sighed and picked of the mic for the radio before her, "Rosco! You know these boys ain't done nothing wrong!" "Ahhh Ahhh!!! That's where you're wrong Missss Daissssy Duke! That cousin of yours Boooooooo Duke! Was going fifty five in a thirty zone!!!!" Rosco squealed back excitedly. Now what do ya 'spose ol' Bo's got up his sleeve to git rid of the Sheriff this time!? ( I just threw a kink in ya plow line!)

You know your car is old when it would cost less to buy a new car than dish out for all the repairs on your old one. How bout you know your car is a peice of s#% when.... it only cost 15 grand to buy it and and you've paid out twice that much if not more to repair it. This is a true story, my dad had a 94 ford Taurus, that car went through three engines, and two transmissions in ten years, not to mention a whole heck load of other repairs it needed. He could have bought a brand new car for the same amount, if not cheaper. My taurus, same year, twelve years old this june, is still going strong, and has less than 75000 kms on it. (I don't know how many miles that is, sorry...)

This topic is yet another reason I thank the lord that I have no cats! However bathing dogs can be quite the experiance as well, particularily when one is afraid of water. The best way I can recomend washing your canine pals is this, a hose is your best friend (next to your dog of course). However, this method won't work in the winter in a cold climate, so be advised. But here's how I do it.... crank the hose up, be prepared to get wet and chase em around the backyard. See the good thing with dogs is they it's a game, and they want to play. I guess I can't really complain, I feel bad for you cat bathers! Good luck to all of you, dog owners..... let's be thankful!

I've meet lots of pro atheltes and a few other people, trying to think of who..... Norm Cutherbutherson -Chuckwagon Driver Karen Lee Gardner- Canadian Olympic Ski racer, we saw her in the grocery store all the time. Thereon Fluery-NHL Hockey player Thomas Grandi-Cdn World cup ski racer- Didn't know it at the time, again in a grocery store. Davey Boy Smith The British Bulldog- We saw him at Bragg Creek a tiny little town, and I went to high school with his kids! The Road Hammers! - Jason McCoy, Clayton Bellamy, and Chris Bryne Adam Gregory- the country singer. And my dad was in a few episodes of the TV show Viper, just thought I'd throw that in for fun. But unfourtunatly I've never meet any Dukes stars. Although John Schneider was in Lake Louise this weekend, which is a ski hill a few hours away, but I couldn't go cause I was on a ski course!

"Ever have one of those days when ya just couldn't hit the ground with ya hat?!" ~Waylon Jennings. He definatly made the show, we woulda been lost without him!

"Cowboy Days" By Terri Clark I was the thrid alto on the second row of the First Baptist Church choir I was keeper of the minutes for the Tri-Delts, in charge of the homecomin' bonfire I was straight "A", straight-laced, level headed as they come And parked at the Sonic, isn't it ironic, when my whole world came crashing down. One slot over was a [bull rider] givin' me his George Straight smileAnd before I knew, Miss Goodie-Two-Shoes was two-steppin', runnin' wild Chorus: Back in my cowboys days, Lord, what a honky tonkin' haze He was forbidden fruit in them tight wranglers and boots It was all dangerous fun, we were two outlaws on the run Tastin' that rodeo dust, two unlikelies in love I swore I'd never give him up, back in my cowboy days Well, Momma said, "He's crazy." Daddy said, "He's lazy." Sister said, "Does he have a brother?" Well, I changed my dress and who woulda guessed I'd be wearin' them jeans and ropers It was passionite nights and dashboard lights Nobody was watchin' the clock It was love in the makin Eggs and bacon at the Seventy-Six truck stop Back in my cowboys days, Lord, what a honky tonkin' haze He was forbidden fruit in them tight wranglers and boots It was all dangerous fun, we were two outlaws on the run Tastin' that rodeo dust, two unlikelies in love I swore I'd never give him up, back in my cowboy days Sometimes I lay here thinkin' bout him And laugh about my crazy past Then I roll over and kiss that [bull rider] Who'da thought it'd ever last Back in my cowboy days, Lord, what a honky tonkin haze ~For my Cowboy ~Amanda

"What's this?" Amanda asked as a stack of papers slapped to the glass desk top. "I didn't read it, it's marked confidental." Jake Thruber snapped back, his usual grumpy self. "You're a lovely man, do ya know that Jake?" Amanda replied, the hint of sarcasm etched into her voice. "Thanks boss." He mumbled, already walking through her office door. Amanda rolled her deep green eyes and sat back in her chair, prepared to read the latest crime against the envrionment that she held in her hands. ~~~~~ "By the look on your face Ms. Robson, I'd say you've heard the news." Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg snickered as he pushed into Amanda's office, Jake trying to hold him back, "You can't go in there!" "I'm the county commisioner! I can go anywhere I want!" Boss snarled at the younger man, who backed away reluctantly, giving his boss an apoligetic look. "What do you want JD?" Amanda asked, letting out a sigh as she sat up behind her desk, "And it's Mrs. Duke to you." The Boss cringed at this, yet another Duke, with two more on the way. He pulled out a chair and wriggled his round body into it. "Mrs. Duke. This proposal is incredably important, and can only be could for the well-being of Hazzard." JD began, not in the mood for delays. She shook her head, a peice of blonde hair falling into her face. "How could a Nuclear power plant, right in the center of Hazzard benift the town, or it's citizens!?" Amanda cried, managing to push up from her chair, small hands pressed against the glass of her desk as she leaned over it, glaring into the commisioner's fat face. "Well...." He started, slightly taken aback by the young woman's change from her normal demeanor. "It.... It will create jobs. And offer an alternative source of energy for the entire county and much of the state!" He finished with a proud smirk. "First," Amanda began, her face reddening in frustration, "There's not nearly enough people in Hazzard to fill all the positions needed to be filled in order to run a plant of that size. And if you were to bring employees from elsewhere, they'd have no housing, no medical, no services, Hazzard's too small. And as far as engery sources JD," She snarled, her voice growing louder with each sentance, "We have more than enough that are environmentally friendly. Like water, wind and solar power. Which, may I add, cost less to harness and require infintly less man power to do so!" Boss's eyes widened slightly, and he sat back in his seat as her tone grew. He closed his eyes a breif minute, remembering something Momma Hogg had told him years ago, "Don't make a pregnant woman angry!" He winced, just hearing her voice and the thought was displeasing. He took a deep breath, regathering his gusto and pushed out of the chair, glaring into her green eyes, "You've gotten rid of me for now Minister..... But Big Joe Newberry will be along to discuss this with you. And he's not so easy going." He threatened. Amanda narrowed her eyes at the aging commisioner and snapped back, "Send him in." ***A bulletin hangs on the outside of the Hazzard County Court House*** Attention all concerned citizens of Hazzard!! Your county comissioner Jeferson Davis Hogg and Atlanta Businessman Joe Newberry are proposing to build a nuclear power plant in our town! Please come to an emergancy town meeting tomorrow at noon sharp to express your concerns and comments! (cue anyone and everyone who loves Hazzard!)

I have Daisy's Jeep, but I can't find any of the others here, they sell out very fast. I wonder if you can get them on ebay??? <ponders> What am I talking about, of course you can get it on ebay, you can get anything on there. Well... I beleive there are some limits....

You know a map of Hazzard is a really good idea. I've toyed with the idea of creating one myself. The trouble is.... Deciding where everything should be in realtion to each other, because you never really know that. And.... beside the staples, THe Dukes farm, Cooter's garage. The Boar's Nest... Everything else changed, alot. Like they may say lets meet a Benson's Bridge.... or something to that efect, but they never mention that location in Hazzard again. So the next thing is, choosing what's going to be on the map. So if ya'll have any suggestions, feel free to let me know, cause I think I am going to create the offical (well, unoffical) map to Hazzard County GA.

Yep, that's right, Luke jumped the General lots of times. And I think, just looking at the first four seasons, which I've watched alot more than the rest: In season one Bo did alomst all the driving, and Luke did all the hood sliding. Two and Three were split up a little bit more and things were 50/50. Four, went back to Bo doin more driving. Now I don't know about the rest. And if you think about it, Luke still does a heck of alot of driving, just not nessecarily in the General Lee. He also does more stunts, like jumping onto the roof of a moving van, he can't drive and do that!

You know I think I paid about that much for mine!

JOHN!!!!!!! He is the one and only Bo Duke as far as I am concerned. SWS, was and is an idiot, I'm sorry that's all I can say. He didn't get Bo Duke at all, in an interveiw, he said, "He can relate to the car and that's it." I don't think so. Bo Duke could relate to alot of things. Like girls.... Bo was always the ladies man. I mean Luke never had a problem gettin ladies, but Bo always had that reputation and they completly ignored that. *shrugs* Meh, what are you gonna do? Can't change the past.

I want a hippopotamus for christmas Only hippopotamus will doooooo No crocidiles or rhinocerous I only like hippopotamuses And Hippopotamus like me tooooooo!!!! Hehehe! Merry christmas ya'll!!!!

Any and all dreams about Bo/John are good!

That was great.....made my day! Got any more good ones?

Ya know Brian...something about that doesn't surprise me!!! But it's really easy to chip a tooth. My mom chipped a tooth eating a cheezie. And I bet that just about everyone has a chipped tooth, or has chipped one in the past. And Ya know...I don't think I've ever noticed Tom's chip, I don't think that really matters. 8)

You might be a redneck if: Your wind chimes consist of beer cans and a clothes hanger. You have couch and fridge in your front yard. Your dog's hair is cleaner than yours. You gave the fleas to your dogs. People can't tell if you're wearing brown socks or no socks.

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That's what I would like as well.... But I can't seem to find them here in Canada. I'd also like the fifth season on dvd! But the perfect christmas gift would be a 1969 Dodge Charger RT!!! That I could turn into a General Lee!!!

The oakridge boys were on twice....and Bo and Luke sang "Take it easy" and Luke sang a song in "RIP Henery FLatt" I can't remember the other episodes right now...

"Where is that man now?" Amanda Robson called out to an empty house. Empty bed, empty house, empty barn. She'd woken up and Chet was gone, no where to be found. She searched nearly every inch of their property for the past hour when she'd discovered her husband was missing. Amanda despised when he did that, disappeared. Now she was worried and wouldn't be able to sleep until she figured out what was going on. "He'd better get his rear-end home soon...." (Chet...I think it's all you! *evil laughter*)

Just as Luke was about to start the car, having made their way back into the front seat, a loud gunshot rang out. Des's eyes widened and she dove under the dash, Luke dropped to the seat with a thud. Another shot ridled the side of Des' car, drawing a whine of protest from the woman on the floor. Luke sat up slowly, hand reaching out to turn the engine on. His head stuck out just high enough over the wheel to drive, and that stock car was outta there faster than you can say possum on a gumbush! The Duke drove straight back to the farm just as fast as he could. Upon arriving Cooter and Angie burst out the front door, in a frantic motion. "Where have you been?? We've been lookin all over for ya'll!" (cue anyone)

"What are those fellas doin'?" " Luuuuke...." Des whined. The dark-haired Duke turned his head back from looking out the window, "Huh?" He replied. A frown crossed the young woman's face. Luke smiled and brushed a peice of hair from her face, "Sorry." A short distance away three men dressed in sharp business suits stumbled over the rough terrian of the woods. They looked around in every direction, pointing and speaking excitedly between each other. In a hurried rush they climbed back into their fancy forgien car and sped off towards town. (I'll finish later....I have to go back to work now!!!)

The loud purring of a familar hemi engine caught the attention of all Luke's large family. Anna peered out from the kitchen window, leaving her dishes in the sink. Stephanie whipped her out from under the hood of her brother's car. Wiley cooed and clapped his hands together happily, "Vrooom vrrroooom!!! LEE!! LEE!" He giggled. Jesse dropped the small bale of hay he'd been carrying on Kevin's foot, "Owwww!!!" Kevin cried and shoved his brother against the wall of the barn. Jeff and Luke came out from a nearby stall, the sounds of the horse's new shoes echoing around them. Luke picked Jesse up by the waist and carried him out of the barn. Jeff slung Kevin over his shoulder and followed his father. The big orange Dodge Charger came to a sliding stop outside the farmhouse. A blonde head and broad shoulders emegered from both sides of the vehicle. Bo dropped his boots to the dusty ground and smiled at Anna as she came out onto the step. Bailey sat atop the roof of the General Lee, his backside covering the rebel flag. "Nice of ya'll to show up." Luke teased as he set Jesse down on his feet, only to have him run at Jeff, trying to get at Kevin. Jeff's blue eyes widened and he set his brother down. "So I hear ya got yourself in some trouble there cuz..." Bailey snarked from his perch. Jeff smirked at his cousin, "Hardly...I was keeping Steph outta it." He snapped. "Don't let her hear that." Bailey remarked as he slid from the roof. Jeff and Stephanie explained all the events of last night to the rest of the family. They paid careful attention to all the details of Rosco's visit. Each member made a guess as to why he'd done it, including Wiley. "Monnneeeeeey!! I wuv it I wuv it!!" He had cried, imatating the sheriff. By the time they had finished their family meeting and eaten the hearty lunch Anna had cooked it was nearly two o'clock. "We'll be back soon." Luke said as he kissed his wife on the cheek. She sighed softly, wondering where they were off to now. The four men climbed into the General, with Bo behind the wheel. They were gone like a bolt of lightening towards the Boar's Nest. (cue anyone)