AmandaRobson

"Ever have one a those days where ya jus couldn't hit the ground with ya hat?" Jesse's a Duke boy too ya know!" Rock on Waylon!! Love ya!

(Please note: This is a joint effort between Moms_lil_Daisy and AmandaRobson) Luke chuckled and nodded in agreement. As Bo climbed into the driver's window of the General Lee Luke stood another minute. He smiled to himself as he watched Des and Angie at their car,'Yep...I am one lucky man'. He thought. Bo stuck his blonde head out the window and called, "Luke! C'mon cousin...we got a race to win!" "What'd ya do that for? Givin' them luck! What are ya thinkin'?" Angie asked Des as Des stood beside her car. "Oh hush Ange... you know they's gonna need it, now get in." "Especially with you driving they'll need that luck!" Angie mumbled as she climbed in the window of the car. Des pulled away before Angie was in the window completely. "Huh?" Luke shook his head a little and grinned as he jogged over to his side of the General Lee. Luke hopped up and slid in through the window with ease. Both Dukes grabbed their crash helmets from the backseat and pulled them on over their thick hair. Bo's blonde locks poking out from under it. Luke had one stubborn peice that fell into his face, untill he stuffed it up under his helmet. Bo smiled proudly as he started the engine and drove towards the starting line. "It's about time ya'all got here... I though ya got scared." Des teased from her car at the starting line. Angie sat up in her seat with her helmet on and handed Des hers. "Here ya are." "Thanks" The cars engines roared and reved. Des looked up and Daisy was in front of them... Bo smirked and looked over at Des, "I ain't scared." He snarled. Luke shook his head, "Relax Bo." Bo sighed and hung his head a second before revving the hemi engine loudly. Daisy smiled and gave a wave to the girls and one to the boys. She held her checkered flag high above her head and dropped it. The race was on. Des' car jumped off the line and she and Angie both let out their yells, "YYYEEEAAHHHHH!!!, C'mon baby!!!" General Lee sprang into action, a trail of smoke forming as they sped past Daisy, who coughed and sputtered in the exhaust from all the passing cars. She quickly ran off the track to fresher air and a better veiw. Bo glanced over his shoulder at Des and Angie, he grinned and pressed the gas to the floor. General Lee shot ahead and Bo pulled in front of Des' car, not giving her room to pass. Des laughed as the General Lee passed her. "He may have the jump but we got the tourque." she grinned. She shifted gears and pulled up on Bo's back bumper. Just a lil' love tap to let him know not to take it easy on them. She backed off as they rounded a corner and then hit the gas again to pull up beside them. Angie looked over and Bo and Luke laughed as the girls both blew a kiss goodbye to them as Des pulled ahead. Bo growled and cussed under his breath, "How'd they do that?" He asked. Luke just laughed and shruged, "I dunno..you ain't gonna let em get away with are ya?" Bo shook his head, his blue eyes hardening in determination, "No way. She wants to play rough...." Bo turned the wheel slightly and the side of the General bumped against the girls. He poured on the gas and once again pulled out ahead as the track narrowed and left little room for two cars. "We're gonna win!" Bo cried as he saw the finish approaching. Luke shook his head "I wouldn't be so sure cousin." "What the hell Des? C'mon... I know you want to win this" Angie yelled. "Yeah I do... but what am I gonna...." Des started as she seen the General pull past a wagon. "Do IT DES!!" Angie yelled. "Hang on." Des hit the gas a bit and started up the wagon, at the right moment she layed on the gas and made the jump. Luke stuck his head out the window and watched as Des' car sailed over their heads. Bo looked in the mirror, " Where'd they go?" He asked. Luke pointed ahead and they both watched as Des's car landed ahead of them, just beyond the finish line. Des and Ange landed hard but soon reallized they won. "YESS!! Des you did it!!" Angi said as she started to climb out the window as Des pulled to a stop. the car stoped and Des joined Angie outside of the car... The two hugged and yelled in celebration. Then turned to watch the General come to a stop. Bo slammed the brakes on and skidded to a sideways stop beside the girls, the other racers still not near the line. Luke just shrugged and climbed out of his window, tossing his helmet in the back seat. Bo mumbled, clearly upset they had lost and followed his cousin. Luke grinned and cried, "Congrats ladies!" Kristy, Daisy, Jesse and Cooter ran out from the stands. Kristy leapt up into Bo's arms, "Oh I'm so glad you didn't get hurt." "I told ya ya'all would need it." Des said as she meet Luke half way between the cars. They kissed and then watched Angie and Cooter do the same. "Sorry BO!! It was a race and it coulda been worse, you coulda lost to Angie." Des joked for everone to hear it. Bo wrinkled his nose in protest and turned back to Kristy, who smiled up at him. Jesse smiled and gave Des and Luke each a pat on the back, "You all did well." Bo gave his uncle a glare, "Why ya congratulatin' him? I was the one who was drivin'," Evveryone laughed and Cooter said, "You were the one who lost." "Thanks Cooter." Bo replied with a sarcastic smirk. Cooter grinned a greasy Cooter grin and said, "You're welcome!" Everyone laughed agian and Luke turned to Des, "Shall we go celebrate?" (cue anyone)

Yeah, I like both those ideas...combine em and sell em to sony or ea games or something.....I'd play em!

"Get in the car." A soft familar voice grumbled. Steph scrambled and leapt into the passegner side. Jef let out a deep, frustrated sigh and complied. He gave Jared a glare before standing up and climbing into the car beside his sister. The car roars and tears away from the shocked crowd of teens. "Who was that?" One boy asked, another shook his head and headed off in the opposite direction. Jared snickered to himself as his younger brother helped him off the ground. He knew exactly who that was, another dang Duke. Back in the dark car Jeff looked over at the driver, who was focused on the road. He sigh and soke quietly, "Thanks Aunt Daisy, I really appreciate this. But you can drop me here I need to get my car." Daisy shook her head, "Absolutley not, I let you out and you'll be going back to finish him off." Jeff sighed and started to pull on the door handle, "I'm getting out...whether you stop the car or not is up to you." Steph glared at her brother and looked straight at him, "Don't be a dang fool Jeffery Duke!" Jeff raised an eyebrow as he stared hard at his sister. She was right, jumping out of a moving vehicle to get his car, in the dead of night was foolish. (cue anyone)

Happy Halloween ya'll! It's time to spook ourselves silly!!! And dress up like anybody we want! Yay! Have a good one and stay happy!! BBOOOOOO!!! LOL did I scare ya?? WHAAAAHAHAHAHAHA *evil laughter* HEHEH *witch cackles* Ok I'm done now.....BOO!

Ya know what this is so dumb but I was out in back yard with my dogs. There were some guys chopping branches of a tree. When they threw some in the wood chipper some peices flew into our yard and landed near my furry pals. I screamed at them, "YOU DONE SCUFFED MY DAWGS!!!" I think they musta thought I was nuts. I stormed into the house with my dogs at my heels and stuck my tounge out at the guys. It was so stupid but ut was also fricking hilarious!! ANd sooooo worth it!!

Chicago is coming to my city this coming week. I wanted tickets but the cheapest ones and $50!!! Yikes....don't think I can afford "All that jazz"

If they get rid of Jonathan Kent I will stop watching. He's the only reason I do anyways. Bo Duke back on TV....they better not kill him off *shakes fist*

The next week had passed by quickly, and for the Dukes was fairly uneventful. Rosco only tired railroading the boys three times. Des had nearly forgotten her fears about her encounter with Paul and Jimmie. Luke had spent much of his time helping Des prepare for the race on the weekend. Kristy was annoyed and frustrated with being sick everyday. And Bo did what he could to make her feel better, including cooking an entire meal for her without any help from Jesse or Daisy. Angie spent any time she wasn't at home fixing the farm up at the garage with Cooter. And Cooter spent any time he wasn't at the garage with Angie helping her with the farm. The day of the race came and Bo was teasing Des about how he'd beat her no problem. "I'm sorry Des Darling, but there ain't no way you can beat the General." Bo cried. Des shook her head, "I don't think so blondie." Luke snickered and came up behind Des, resting his hands on her shoulders, "She's right cuz. She's gonna give ya a run for your money." Bo rolled his eyes, "We'll see." Luke and Des shared a laugh as he lead her out the front door. Des and Luke stood out on the porch looking out at the bright sunny Hazzard day. He wrapped his arms around her from behind and whispered, "I hope you whoop his tail honey." Des laughed and leaned back against Luke. " I will, you just wait an see Luke." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* At the track Des and Angie worked under the hood of the car, making sure everything was perfect. Bo and Luke were doin the same with the General. Cooter stood in the middle, they had deciced he was neutral, they didn't want to fight over him. When everything was ready the entire Duke clan and friends gathered together. Kristy held clinged to Bo and whispered, "Please be careful!" Bo smiled and hugged her to him, "I will be. Don't worry." Luke had his arms around Des as he said, "Good luck darlin'!" He smiled down at her. Des grinned back and stood up on her tip toes. Luke's eyes widened as she gave him a kiss and he asked, "What was that for?" Des laughed and replied, "Luck. Trust me ya'll are gonna need it." Des winked and her and her sister walked off to their car. Luke stood with his mouth open a little and mutters, "What are we gettin into?" Bo chuckled as he patted his cousin's shoulder, "No what are you gettin into, she's your woman." (cue anybody!)

I bought a dixie horn from Ebay...still waiting for it to get here. I hope it fits in my car! But I can't wait to honk it at people! heheheh

Well of course the coolest car was the General! What was the car Cooter had in "Duke vs Duke" ? That was a cool car. And uncle Jesse's black Tilly...the mustang was awesome! And Daisy's roadrunner...I love that car! And what about "Lucifer!!"???? Amy Crevee's car in "Luke's Love Story" That was a wicked car! What was it? Anybody know?

Chargers!!!!! 1969 Dodge Chager R/T with a big ol hemi! I also like the 68 Mustang GT...like the one in "Bullit" Damn that's a cool car! I guess I like all muscle cars! Damn the other day I saw a 67 Charger....it was a rag top!! And a cooooool yellow colour!! It was just sitting there at the grocery store, I was gonna wait till the owner came out an offer to buy it...but my mom wanted to go home. As far as new cars go....I like the new Dodge Dakota...and that Nissan titan or whatever it's called...it's kinda cool too. Subaru's...those are cool two, all wheel drive is nice in da snow! But you can give me the good ol orange stock car any dang day!!

I hate the way people over react regarding the confederate flag. My uncle had one in his truck untill someone yelled at him, and nearly beat him over it, he took it out. People don't realize what the flag means...it's not racist. It was a battle flag for cryin out loud! And yes people will argue that the KKK fly it, but I've heard they also fly the christian flag and the American stars and stripes! Eh people need to chill out.

Gotta love Stevie Ray Vaghan!! Damn he's cool!! Well you’ve heard about love givin’ sight to the blind My baby’s lovin’ cause the sun to shine She’s my sweet little thang....she’s my pride and joy She’s my sweet little baby....I’m her little lover boy Yeah I love my baby....heart and soul Love like ours won’t never grow old She’s my sweet little thang....she’s my pride and joy She’s my sweet little baby....I’m her little lover boy Yeah I love my lady....she’s long and lean You mess with her....you’ll see a man get mean She’s my sweet little thang....she’s my pride and joy She’s my sweet little baby....I’m her little lover boy Well I love my baby....like the finest wine Stick with her until the end of time She’s my sweet little thang....she’s my pride and joy She’s my sweet little baby....I’m her little lover boy Yeah I love my baby....heart and soul Love like ours won’t never grow old She’s my sweet little thang....she’s my pride and joy She’s my sweet little baby....I’m her little lover boy And Gretchen Wilson's Chariot!! Yee-haw I love it! When it's all over but the shoutin' When God the Father's done his final accounting And I find out that I made the cut Boys i'm gonna get me a chariot Yeah a big gold eagle on the hood Trans Am chariot Gonna find my great granddaddy That peace pipe smokin' Cherokee Gonna get him all schooled In them mags and struts Then we gonna drag us a chariot Yeah a big gold eagle painted on the hood chariot Good lord Witchita Sure hope Samson ain't no law dog Redneck you better out run him Damn sure don't wanna get caught Crime what crime We was all hopped up on new wine And mama's gonna kill me if I get Kicked out of the choir But you just gotta run them chariots Now here's a little story happened long ago One day Ezekiel went out for a stroll Walkin' by the river low and behold Down came 4 angels in a Cadillac gold He said "swing down sweet chariot come on and give me a ride" So they scooped em up, the rig was souped up, man it had TV's inside Ol' Zeke was surprised cause his eyes had seen beyond His wildest dreams, He'd go on to see a thousand things We'll paint that number eight on the driver's side That's how old I was when I gave Jesus my life I stepped right up and got washed in the blood Just a little kid singin' 'bout a chariot Good lord Witchita Sure hope Samson ain't no law dog Redneck you better out run him Damn sure don't wanna get caught Crime what crime We was all hopped up on new wine And mama's gonna kill me if I get Kicked out of the choir But you just gotta run them chariots When it's all over but the shoutin'...

Yes yes keep going!!! I love it!!! Go faster!!! LOL I wanna know what happens!! And if I cab help lemme know!!! LOL keep it up!!

Eieeeek!!! My eyes!! General Lee has nothing on!!! I think I've been blinded!!! *starts to cry* Oh the humanity!!!!

I love I'm a danged fool!!! It's great, you're telling an awesome story. I wanna know what happens next!!! And Dixie your last post was awesome....now ya'll got me hooked and I'm on the edge of my seat! What's gonna happen next????

"What are we gonna do now?" Des sighed as she helped Luke fold his clean laundry. He looked up at her from the floor where he was sitting, "What's who gonna do Sugar?" Des smiled and grabbed Luke's arm pulling him towards the bed where she sat. He followed and knelt on the floor in front of her, resting his elbows on her knees. She smiled down at him, "Well, first of all, what are Angie and I gonna do, them fellas are still gonna be after our farm, what if they get out, are they gonna come after me again Luke?" He smile had faded and she looked at him with fear in her eyes. "Des. They ain't gonna come after ya, I ain't gonna let them. I'll protect ya." Luke replied looking back up at her. Des wrinkled her face a little, still scared and deeply worried they would came back for her, or Angie. "Awe C'mere Des!" Luke cried as he pulled himself up onto the bed and wrapped his arms around Des. "Don't worry." Des sniffed an tear back trying to hid them from Luke as she leaned wearliy against him. "Don't cry." He whispered as he rocked her gently trying his best to comfort her. "I'm not." Des sniffed again, making Luke smile as he ran his hands through her hair, "No that's right yer not." He whispered. Outside Bo was helping Kristy shuck corn for dinner. "What's gonna happen now Bo?" She asked quietly. Bo glanced over at her with a shrug, "I dunno...lotsa things are gonna happen, just dun know what they are." Kristy sighed and nodded slowly in agreement, No one can predict the future. (cue anyone)

Uncle Jesse pulled up to the old farm house shortly after his family, that old truck wass no match for the General when it came to speed. But if ya want a good race just watch ol Jesse outsmart them nephews of his. Balladeer: Jesse Duke was the best of the best of the Ridgerunners of Hazzard County, and could whip those boys tails anyday!! "Howdy Jesse!!" Angie cried as she ran out onto the front porch to meet him. Jesse grinned brightly back at her, "Howdy yerself Ms. Angie!" Angie laughed and showed Jesse into the house. Everyone sat around the big table set up in the dining room. Angie and Cooter rushed around serving everyone, with continuous offers for help, that were refused. Bo and Kristy sat side by side, she wasn't hungry and just watched Bo as he ate enough for the both of them. Des and Luke sat across from each other, he slid his foot up the back of her leg, making her giggle throughout the entire meal. Daisy and Jesse chatted quietly about what had gone on the last little while. When Angie and Cooter had finsihed serving they sat down beside each other. Cooter never took his eyes off her as he ate. After all the food had been eaten, the majority finding it's way down the throat of one Bo Duke, everyone pitched in to clean up. The eight of them made their way outside to enjoy the warm Hazzard evening. "Ahhh....Lovely!" Luke muttered as he gazed over Des's face, she looked out at the sunset, not noticing. Bo nodded in agreement with his cousin as he wrapped his arms around Kristy, who was nearly asleep. They all enjoyed the quiet, an ocasional call of a Thrasher in the trees. Their peace was interuppted by the voice of Deputy Enos Strate..... (Cue: Cooter's Girl! You're it girl!)

Amanda smiled brightly as she pulled herself from the window of Chet's charger. She dropped her feet to the ground, her boots making a soft thud on the leaf covered ground. "Ahh...I love the fall!" She laughed and leaned her back against the car looking up into the blue october sky, the warm sun shining on her face. Their day had been wonderful, Amanda had enjoyed every minute of it and was now throughlly exhausted. All she wanted to do was curl up and sleep by the fireplace. Amanda couldn't help but smile to herself again as she helped Chet carry all that they had bought into the house. Amanda stopped dead in the doorway and let out a loud shriek. She dropped everything that she had been carrying in her arms and turned to run, but found the door blocked by Chet. "MOVE!! GO!! RUN!!!" she shouted loudly as she tried to push her way past him. (Tag Chet! You're it buddy!)

I agree that was very funny. Flash is a smart girl she can tell who the crooks are!! She hates Boss....and loves those Duke Boys. She knows their good. And wasn't Flash the only way they could tell the two apart? I think it was.... But this was a very good episode, I like Abe Lincon Hogg, he was such a change!!!

They are one helluva good time!! I can't beleive nobody's heard em! http://www.artistdirect.com/nad/store/artist/album/0,,1767734,00.html Try that link, you may be able to listen to em!!!

That would have been nice to see them without their shirts on more....but it was a family show...you can't just have Bo and Luke running around shirtless all the time!!! They really be hillbillies then....have em run around with no shirts and no shoes...lol

 (*This post is a joint effort by Amanda Robson and Chet Duke.*)  Chet quickly stood up from sitting on the bed, throwing back the covers in alarm. Someone was coming towards his ranch home and it had just sent his girl friend into a frantic frenzy. Alittle shaken by this Chet quickly slipped into his jeans an retrieved a .45 caliber pistol from under his pillow on the bed an cocked back the hammer.  "Take it easy Amanda... Im right here baby. No one is gonna hurt you." Grasping the gun Chet stealthly went to the window standing to the side of it at first.  Then he spun on his bare feet an pointed the gun out the window looking all around the barn yard. But he saw nothing, only the bright October sun peaking down from the sky an warming the earth.   Amanda clung to the blankets, pulling them up to her nose. She watched and waited as Chet looked out into the yard. "Well...is he there?" She whispered slowly. She was shaking in fear and almost in tears.  Gently Chet eased the hammar down on the gun uncocking it an setting it down on the lamp stand beside the bed. He shook his head in reply to her question. "Sorry baby... I dont see anyone or anything. Who did you see? What did this person look like?" Chet asked sitting down on the bed an scooting close to her to draw her into his arms comfortingly.  Amanda collapsed into to Chet's arms. She buried her face in his chest and took a deep breath. Amanda looked up at him, her eyes red, "He..he was..." She shrugged a little, "A cowboy...I didn't look at his face." Amanda lowered her voice, "I was scared."  Chet raised his brow his eyes widening at her explenation of the "cowboy" she'd seen in there front yard. He drew her into his lap and wrapped his arms tightly around her, not wanting her to feel so scared. "Shhhh... Im here... Im here. No one will ever hurt you with me right here. Definately not some other cowboy... now just relax."  Amanda closed her eyes and took heavy deep breaths, trying to calm herself. "Thank you." Was all she could whisper. Amanda laid her head agianst Chet's shoulder and tried to wipe the image from her mind.  Feeling very worried about her Chet rubbed her back an held her tightly, maybe it would be best if they got out of the house for the day. Go shopping an enjoy themself, maybe by some new clothes an get some treats for the horses at the tack shop. "Amanda... how would you like to get out today... go shopping, have lunch, just you an me? Hmmmm? Does that sound good?"  Amanda sniffed a little and looked up at him. She smiled a little and nodded. "I would like that, we could get some candy for all the little trick-or-treaters!" She wiped her face with the back of her hand and sat up straighter.  The young Duke nodded, he wasnt a big fan of Halloween but he would join in the fun an go along with anything Amanda wanted just to see her happy. "Great... come on lets get dressed." He slide from the bed an dug out a blue cowboyish shirt.  Amanda sat on the bad another minute as she watched Chet, then hopped up and walked over to the dresser. She pulled on a pair of cream colored kahkis and blue tank top. "Well..where should we go first?" Amanda asked as she pulled her brown cowboy boots over her small feet.  He shrugged sitting down on the bed to pull his half worn out bull hide boots on his own feet. "I dont know, where would you like to go?" Chet strepped into the master bathroom just off from there bedroom, leaving the door wide open while her shaved around his goatee.  Amanda looked up at the ceiling then back at Chet, "I'm hungry. Why don't we go get a bite to eat?" She smiled as she got up and slid in the bathroom behind Chet, quickly combing out her hair.  The outlawed Duke boy chuckled watching her in the mirror behind him, she had just read his mind. "Girl... breakfast sounds great. But what did I tell you about reading my mind?" He teased her grinning.  Amanda chuckled and put the brush down; "Well I wasn't trying that time!" She teased back as she poked Chet in the ribs, "Now git! I need to use the little girls room!" She smiled up at him.  Chet muttered. "Yeah, your a lil girl alright." He wiggled his eyebrows at her in the mirror an placed his electric shaver back on the sink an exited the bathroom. "Im goin....Im goin!"  Amanda roll her eyes and shut the door behind him, coming out a minute later. "There....and I ain't a little girl!" She stuck her toungue out at him.  He replyed like-wise, sticking his tongue out at her as far as he could as he buttoned up his shirt. "Ready 'lil girl'?" Chet teased an ran from there room knowing she would chase after him.  Amanda growled under her breath, "I'll get you Duke!!" She shouted as she took off down the hall. Amanda reached out to grab the back of Chet's shirt.  As she came close enough to grab for his shirt Chet spun around with quick reflexs an scooped her up in his arms, laughing aloud. He craddled her there an spun her around holding onto her tightly with the intent to make her dizzy. "Ive got you now HA HA HA!!!"   "Ahhhh!! Put...me down!!!!" Amanda cried as she laughed and held tightly onto Chet's shirt. She giggled as the hallway whizzed by her in a blurr. "I'm dizzy, I'm dizzy!!!"   Laughing loudly he placed her on her feet keeping her one hand clasped in his own to keep her from falling down. "Dun' fall down girly." He chuckled watching her.   Amanda blinked her eyes, "I'm okay..." She smiled as she walked into Chet, grabbing onto him, "Maybe..I need a minute..." She closed her eyes, "Don't do that agian, please.."  "Awe... Im sorry." He hugged her against his chest, giving her time to let her head stop spinning. "We've got all the time in the world."  (Cue anyone.)

"What are we in jail for anyways Jackass??" Paul shouted at the sherrif from behind bars. "Hush...now I'm the law!" Paul growled at Rosco, who jumped back, "Jit. gyuck!" "I'm the only one who calls him a jackass...." Boss Hogg cried as he strolled into the jail. "That's Sheriff Jackass..." Rosco muttered. Boss grinned at the two men behind the walls of the cells, "You're here for kidnapping, obsructin' Justice and attempted murder! Not to mention I jus dun like you..." "ANd what are you gonna charge yerself with meadowmuffin....Grand theft farm?" Jimmie cried. Rosco shook his fist in the air. "He ain't no meadowmuffen....more like butterball...or tubby..." "Oh Rosco just shut yer mouth!" Boss cried as he turned on his heel storming up the stairs. (sorry this is all I could think of at the minute)