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  1. Boss Hogg: "A pin cushion, a pin cushion".
    3 points
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  3. Skipper, I'm trying to work out why you misquoted a line near the end of the scene without any context, and then made a separate post where you quoted most of the rest of the scene with extra words added here and there. Please check your quotes and give them at least a little context. Mason Dixon, Sam and Tinker approach Rosco, who is sleeping at his desk. Mason Dixon: "Uh, excuse me." Rosco (waking up): "Don't you threaten me..." Mason Dixon: "My name is Mason Dixon, and these two ladies here are my associates." Sam: "We're investigating a call you made to Atlanta." Tinker: "Yeah, concerning a couple of fellas that you caught with a whole bunch of marijuana." Boss appears from behind a pillar, listening to the conversation. Rosco: "Well, FBI, huh? Boy, you FBI, you, you get around quick. You little rascals, you..." Boss: "Oh, hush, hush, Rosco. They never said they was from the FBI." Rosco: "Oh, no, you didn't." Boss: "And besides, let me tell you, personally I know that I've never seen no FBI people with..." Rosco: "With big little dimples." Boss: "...big little dimples. No, wearing clothes like these." Rosco: "No that's..." Mason Dixon: "We're not with the Federal Bureau. We're private investigators... Boss: "Private investigators? Sir, the government don't hire no private investigators." Rosco: "No." Mason Dixon: "No, sir, but we work independently..." Sam: "Sheriff, oh sheriff, can't we talk to them fellas in their cells for just a little-bitty minute?" Rosco: "Yeah, you... No. Yes. No. I mean, I'd let you. But I can't. I mean... They ain't in the cells!" Boss: "Rosco, hush, hush, hush, hush will you, and just ignore them dimples. The next time she bats her eyes at you, you'll probably tell her where the Duke Boys live." Mason Dixon: "Duke? So that's their name, Duke?" Boss: "What?" Mason Dixon: "Thanks a lot for your help." Rosco: "Well, listen..." Boss: "No, no, wait a minute. I, I..." Mason Dixon, Sam and Tinker leave. Rosco: "See, see, Boss, you told..." Boss: "Me, me, me? It was you who made me tell them, you dodo." Rosco: "No, it wasn't. See, they had cute little dimples..." Boss: "Oh, forget the cute dimples. Just get out there and find them Duke boys before they do. You hear me? Go!" Rosco: "Well, I'm, I'm gone." Rosco leaves while Boss rants to himself.
    2 points
  4. RogerDuke

    The last 24 hours

    Here's the place where you post one or more things that you have done in the last 24 hours. It can be anything you want it to be.....boring-exciting....or anything in between. The only rules are that it has to be true and it has to be fit for a family website. There are no limits to what you can post. I just got done watching Charlie Brown Christmas.
    1 point
  5. I've been trying to sign in for a week or two and no go! Was I banned or do they not let TV drunks on anymore or....????
    1 point
  6. Where are you getting your information from, Skipper? According to IMDb, 'Welcome Back, Bo 'n' Luke' first aired on US TV on February 25th, 1983. Just like this year, that was a Friday (as remembered by Roger). I also make it that John and Tom missed 18 episodes, not 19.
    1 point
  7. Wow, this is so bizarre. I didn't even see this thread when (just a minute ago) I typed "Welcome Back Bo 'n Luke" in Hobie's thread. Thanks for posting this Skipper. I remember that night well. I didn't stop smiling for a month after that hysterical and historical Friday night.
    1 point
  8. It sounds like you had the same problem I did. Did you do anything different when you logged in this time? Instead of tapping the icon on my homescreen, I googled HazzardNet and logged in when the website popped up. Welcome home. This is as exciting as the episode "Welcome Back Bo 'n Luke".....well, almost. I'll tip a glass of buttermilk to your return.
    1 point
  9. (Season 6 Heiress, Daisy Duke) Daisy Duke:"My name is Vivian Stewart, naturally." Waylon Jennings:"Boy howdy. How many husbands would like to try that on their wives or vise versa?"
    1 point
  10. Boss JD Hogg

    The last 24 hours

    My wife and I have 3 cats and 2 of them like to chew on plants. We have to keep the 2 plants we have in one of the bathrooms so they don't get eaten. Do you have a recent picture of Prissy?
    1 point
  11. (Season 2 Mason Dixon's Girls) Mason Dixon:"Sheriff? Excuse me Sheriff!?" Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Don't you threaten me! I'll knock you into the middle of next week!" Mason Dixon:"My name's Mason Dixon and these here lovely ladies are my associates. Tinker Churchill and Samantha Rose." Sam:"We're investigating a call you made to Atlanta." Tinker:"Yeah. Concernin' a couple of fellas that you caught with a whole bunch of marijuana." Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Boy, you FBI sure get around quick, don't you?" Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg:"Rosco hush. They never said they was from the FBI." Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"That's right. You didn't you?" Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg:"An' I can tell you personally, that I've never seen no FBI people with-" Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Big-little dimples." Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg:"With big-little dimp- No wearin' clothes like that!" Mason Dixon:"No sir. We're private investigators." Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg:"Sir. The government don't hire no private investigators." Mason Dixon:"No sir. But uh, we work independently." Sam:"Sheriff could we talk to them fellas in their cells fer just a little bitty minute?" Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Yeah. Ooh no I mean, I'd let you. But you see, they ain't in the cells." Sam:"What!?" Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg:"Rosco just ignore those dimples! I mean, the next time she bats her eyes at you, you'll probably tell 'er where the Duke Boys live." Mason Dixon:"Duke? So that's their name Duke? Thank you very much sir. You've been a big help." Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg:"Yeah but- awe dang!" Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"You see Boss? It was you who told 'em. Not me." Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg:"It was you who made me tell 'em you dodo!"
    1 point
  12. (Season 2 Mason Dixon's Girls) Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"They did them cute little-" Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg:"FORGET THE DIMPLES!!"
    1 point
  13. Spike

    The last 24 hours

    Yep still have her. Found out her name was Priscilla so we just call her Prissy. There was a death in our apartment complex a few weeks before she showed up and the garbage bins were full of their furniture and cat stuff so we think she may have been that person's cat. The veterinary contacted the microchip company twice and we did 3 times but never heard anything back so we kept her. What's great is she ignores and doesn't eat plants but I did find out she likes to bat at orchids when I brought one home a few weeks ago. That orchid doesn't have any flowers anymore as she knocked them all off lol.
    1 point
  14. RogerDuke

    The last 24 hours

    I've spent the day getting mentally prepared for the three days of snow that will start tomorrow. Actually I love snow except that I worry about my loved ones on the dangerous roads.
    1 point
  15. Spike

    The last 24 hours

    Wife and I swapped in some nicer interior door panels into her car yesterday, just got the rears done though. What looked like an easy 10 minute job per door on Youtube turned into 3hrs hahaha will get to the fronts next time it's nice out.
    1 point
  16. I watched some Scooby Doo today!
    1 point
  17. We bought a treadmill. And right after that, we went and ate some BBQ.
    1 point
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