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Hi, I have jsut come back from Las Vegas where I attended the "Knight Rider Festival" put on by Paul Casey. While I was there I was talking for some time to a guy from vancouver who has owned 4 General Lee's and is now building a Fall Guy Truck. He also owns a Crown Vic (as I do too) and I wondered if anyone knew who he is and if so could they put me in touch with him as I'd like to keep in touch and speak to him again. Many Thanks, Steven.

At work my supervisor Kevin and his Manager wife Jackie and waiting for there first bundle of joy to come and everybody at work seems to think that March 17th would be a perfect day for him or her to debut. Well Jackie is a fanatic for St. Patrick's Day now and that would be so cute now, and well I think today would be even better being my father's birthday and another Manager Victoria's mother's birthday as well.

Boss and Uncle Jesse were standing in front of the Courthouse and Jesse was getting tired of hearing Boss brag about how much money all his crooked businesses were making so Jesse interrupted him. "Ya know Boss, I'm a successfull businessman myself. I made $1572 selling firewood last year. That means that in 2008, my business outperformed Chrysler, Merrill Lynch, A.I.G., and Leyman Brothers by $430,000,001,572".

I lost my stupid job today. My boss got fired so that means I got fired from my job too. This stinks!! I'm so sick of this. When are things going to start getting better?

Okay so this mornin' I was reading some signs on the net and a lot gave me a laugh so I thought.. "Heck why not?" and made this thread. Post some funny ones you can find and AHEM keep it clean.

to many of the people ive told here about my dad, do yall think if i got him to sighn up here that people would like him, he is like a huge Duke fan, even more than me

Khee! Post em.

It's bad enough that I will never enjoy being at a duke fest, because canada lacks duke fans, and I will never get to meet any of the cast, especially 2 that are gone already, like Denver Pile and Sorell Booke(boss hog). Just once I would love to meet any of them, just one, be it Bo, luke, Daisy, Enos or rosco, and of course Cooter....... Sure is nice to dream, but I can't even get the plastic model (1:16 plastic General lee). only something I have been looking for years for, but seems like this duke fan will never ever have any of his dreams fullfilled??? I am, so tired you know, i try and I try, and right now I need someone to help me, I am depressed for many reason, bu…

Howdy Y'all! Well I was wonderin if anyone was interested in football? Since tomorrow is the Super Bowl...GO STEELERS!!! anyways I was wonderin if y'all are goin to watch it...if ya are rather you are goin to watch it fer the actual game or for the commercials? Who do you want to win of the two teams? Or don't you like either? Are you gonna have a super bowl party? Or is it just nother day? lol...I know I want the steelers to win...n me n my parents are gonna have a small super bowl party...w/ chips n soda n mini pizza, french fries and that kind of stuff...I sure hope the steelers win! lol.

man i signed up on August of 2008 and i already have 2,005 posts, well this one makes 2,006 but you get my point, thats a lot of posts

I should wait till i hit 5 years, but I am so excited to be back, i want to celebrate my 4 years of being on HazzardNet, meeting and chatting with such fine Hazzard folks like you all! I found this site purely by accident, looking for General Lee pics at the time, and this was on January 16 2005 I made a few threads, cussed out the new movie and and publicly said I was sorry for trashing it as bad as I did by insulting of few duke fans(which was not my intention ) at the time. Then I grew up a little , and started feeling like home here, until I started getting depressed. From jan 2005 till sept 2005, I was on more then not, and then I was not seen any more until Feb 2006…

I watched it again, giving it another go, and still, I found it ok, but was quite bored with it.The first time I watched, I was kinda of disgusted about J.R. drinking /driving racing, of course that was before I found out it wasn't really liquor in the whiskey bottle. All and all, the show was ok, I did not mind watching it, but it's not a show I would want to watch again.After the second time I seen it, I had a hard time not to press stop. I was getting right bored and the only reason I watched the whole thing, is to see if they would mention what J.R. stood in J.R.Colier, and I never did find out.At the end of the movie, I did notice in the credits, that John's full nam…

Hey y'all, I thought it would be ok to post this here since many of you are like a second family to me. My beloved aunt Dixie (honest that's her name) passed away this afternoon after a long battle with brain cancer. It's been a very hard couple of weeks for my family. Would you all just keep us in your thoughts and prayers? Thanks.

How about a little trivia not related to our favorite show? You can post as many questions as you want. I'd suggest not overwhelming people with too many at one time. I'll start with these three. 1) What is Linus and Lucy's last name on Charlie Brown? (aka Peanuts) 2) What's longer, a meter or a yard? 3) What sport is Patrick Ewing famous for?

For the most part, we all know what lol means, but what about other slangs, you all know what they mean? I will post of few, and if any of you have more to add to the list, by all means do so. lol=laughing out loud lmao= laughing my arse off wtf=what the frig(well you know) brb= be right back gtg=got to go pmsl= peeing myself laughing wtg=way to go That's all i can think of at the moment, got any more???

I just wanted to wish ya'll Happy New Year!!!

I have another one of my crazy ideas and I'd thought I'd get some input from my fellow Hazzardites. I've never seen the show "The Biggest Loser" but since I've always been interested in human nature, I can understand the appeal to the people who participate in it. You seem to get much more motivated about something if there's some friendly pressure on you to succeed. I was wondering if anybody would like to join me in a friendly contest to see who can keep a New Year's resolution. There's really nothing to win except pride and a chance to better yourself. Of course, your resolution doesn't have to be about losing weight, it could be about anything. And, it could even be …

My fiance' went to the hospital yesterday after coughing up blood and they took an xray. All he knows so far is there's something wrong in his lungs. He'll be going in for more tests. I'm headed up there today (3-hour bus ride) since I get a three-day weekend for the King's birthday. I appreciate your thoughts and prayers. Thanks. Amanda Coltrane (aka Amanda of Jamanda)

Howdy Howdy Y'all! Well now that Thanksgiving is over...and Black Friday is over...CHRISTMAS IS COMIN! Only 26 more days! Anyways My Christmas season starts Black Friday with shoppin...lol...I had fun shoppin n watchin all the people on a mission run through the store...luckily they are opened 24 hours n we could git there early n stand by what we wanted n git it whenn they tore the plastic off...anyways my Christmas traditions...well really aint got any... Every Christmas Eve all my family goes to my grandmas. and we buy each other gifts...we have a big meal and dessert then all the women wash dishes n the men talk n kids play...once everythang is cleaned up its time to …

Howdy Y'all...today is the day after black friday and the swarms of people shoppin...it went a little too far in Long Island...A man was trampled to death after the doors opened...people just kept runnin him over and they didn't stop...they knocked a pregnant woman to the ground, and she hadda go to the hospital and three other people had injuries...if ya wanna read more here are the links on it: http://wcbstv.com/local/walmart.worker.trampled.2.875747.html http://www.newsday.com/news/local/ny-limart1129,0,7044659,print.story Anyways in my opinion there ain't nothin in this world that is worth that...Can't people be civilized! Heck I dont care bout a lil push n shovin bu…

Getting to know your friends Have Fun! 1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? Wrapping paper 2. Real tree or artificial? Artificial, why kill a tree just so we can decorate it for a short time and then get rid of it. Not to mention, don't have to buy a tree every year. 3. When do you put up the tree? About 10 days before Christmas usually, sometimes sooner but rarely later. 4. When do you take down the tree? New Year's day or the day after. 5. Do you like eggnog? Nope 6. Favorite gift received as a child? Little House In The Big Woods, received from my 4th grade teacher. 7. Hardest person to buy for? My oldest daughter, she's too picky. 8. Do you have a nativity scene? A …

The Real Dukes Of Hazzard: The Jerry Rushing Story - Epilogue, p. 307 quote "If I had a real wish for the many Dukes Of Hazzard fans, it would be that they not only continue to enjoy the fun and the joy that it brought to many of us over the years, but that they would see through the fun and comedy to this real-life story of the man behind the story." Jerry Elijah Rushing Hope everyone has a great holiday weekend!

Today, I did something I never tried before and that was I took the ASVAB test and I got 25 percent now Sargent Simons says this was good seeing how you need a 31 to qualify for the Military and according to this piece of paper my scores were strong for Army/Navy or Coast Guard.I can study for the test and take it again in thirty days I see what I can do.

Howdy Howdy Y'all! Since it ain't Christmas yet (only 39 more days) and Thanksgiving is only 11 days away....I was wonderin what y'all do fer it? Do ya have any tradtitions? Any big meals with the whole family? or is it just another day? My grandma on Thanksgiving Day has a family dinner that we all come fer and she has the traditional Turkey dinner, and Chicken n french fries fer me...but this year it is goin to be the Sunday before so my cousin n his wife who lives 2 hours away can be here since he won't be here fer Christmas Eve. And then usually a few day after Thanksgiving me and my parents have a meal fer us at our house...but that is bout it...Its fun...but I can'…

I wouldn't usually get a message like this on a public forum, but my methods of communications to the group I would like to get in contact with is rather limited. But I'll keep this short. Several weeks ago, I made a right ass out of myself to several friends on this forum, friends I'm been with for years, friends who have been with me through my lowest and best days, friends whose presence I felt even when not online. But in the heat of the moment argument, I lost those friendships, probably forever. I am willing to live with my decision because I do not think I would be taken back now. But I do miss them. I just wanted you to know, my friends, if you are reading thi…