Hobie Hartkins

I aimed for early retirement as far back as 15......everything I did was for that one goal! I was mostly retired in 2012 ( 47) but I was really there but I don't like to cut it too close. Then in 2021 ( 56), I was TOTALLY retired and now concentrate on my #1 hobby........Doing anything I want! LOL!

Right at the last straightaway on the track and heading for home, Hobie slams his foot down on the gas and prays his engine doesn't explode and that he has enough shine to last and to get his engine to the Finish line and to get him to the Boar's Nest! Hobie crosses the line first and waves at the crowd! When he got out of the Moonshine Mauler, he went straight in to the Boar's Nest for a cold one and that's where he finally found Daisy and Meadow....sitting at a table and waiting on HIM! This is when he felt like the race had REALLY been won! ( Although winning the 2nd Annual Moon Shine 400, was nice too! ) IT WAS A GREAT RACE BUT THE TOWN DRUNK WON IT!! BETTER LUCK NEXT YEAR GUYS!! LOL!

Well I'm glad your well cousin! ( I was getting a little worried!)

I think Cooter lived on JESSUP rd.

HENRY flatt !!

I'm here Mach Man! I'm Hobie! Remember him on the show? I'm 60/w/m/Tennessee! How about you?

unseen and all but forgotten, Hobie powers through the pack and puts his hammer down and passes everybody!....Even Garrett! He still remembers the Butt kicking Garrett gave him last year! LOL! ( He is also still wondering what's under his hood?) Hobie's also worried about Cousin Roger AND he is STILL trying to find Daisy and Meadow either on the track or in the stands! ( Hobie loves looking at the pretty women! )

Where's Uncle Jesse ( cousin Roger) been lately??

Hobie is seeing a clear shot now, to the finish line but he can't find Daisy or Meadow!!

High tech and Hazzard County just don't mix. THAT'S A FACT!! Thank goodness!!

Hobie just couldn't leave Jessie stranded, so he let Jessie jump in the bed of The Moonshine Mauler and then he put the heel to the steel and was right upside everybody else! ( They wondered how he did it so fast and he wasn't about to tell anyone about his special CAR LOT SHINE, that he made behind the business on the back 40!! )

big white snow GOOSE........you guys remember this line?

COOTER could fix a car better than anybody in Hazzard!

several people on the sidelines are smelling the unmistakable smell of Homemade Hooch! Hobie's engine is cranked to the max as he brings it around the curve and into the next straightaway! He's burning Shine like it was water and blowing by everybody!

THAT.....my cousin.....will make your teeth sweat!!