Skipper Duke Posted July 30, 2021 Report Posted July 30, 2021 51 minutes ago, HossC said: I have a SATB T-shirt with Buford saying "Yew sumb****!". I've continued your censoring as per this thread, although the shirt isn't censored. I only wear it to car events. Very Cousin HossC! Quote
Skipper Duke Posted July 30, 2021 Report Posted July 30, 2021 Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Now I got the sumb****! And I got him with his fly open!" Quote
Hobie Hartkins Posted July 30, 2021 Report Posted July 30, 2021 OK...I figured it out!! ( Horray for me!! ) SATB= Smokey and The Bandit Quote
Hobie Hartkins Posted July 30, 2021 Report Posted July 30, 2021 (edited) They dun learned me real good in that there school I dun been to!! Edited July 30, 2021 by Hobie Hartkins Spike 1 Quote
Skipper Duke Posted July 31, 2021 Report Posted July 31, 2021 Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"I am Sheriff Buford T. Justice! Don't you hear good!?" Sheriff Branford:"I hear perfectly. The fact that you're a Sheriff isn't Germaine to the situation." Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"The g**d*** Germans got nothin' to do with it!" Jr. Justice:"What did he say?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Shut up! One s*** at a time!" Jr. Justice:"Alright." Hobie Hartkins 1 Quote
Hobie Hartkins Posted August 1, 2021 Report Posted August 1, 2021 On 7/30/2021 at 4:02 PM, Hobie Hartkins said: They dun learned me real good in that there school I dun been to!! As all of you can tell....I majored in English with an emphasis on Grammar! Skipper Duke 1 Quote
Skipper Duke Posted August 3, 2021 Report Posted August 3, 2021 Carrie(Frog):"Are we going 110!? We're really going 110!" Quote
Skipper Duke Posted August 3, 2021 Report Posted August 3, 2021 Tell them smokies all to take a rest 'Cause they'll never get the Bandit Express Quote
Skipper Duke Posted August 4, 2021 Report Posted August 4, 2021 Snowman:"There ain't gonna be no more Snowman and Bandit! Do you understand that!?" Quote
Skipper Duke Posted August 4, 2021 Report Posted August 4, 2021 Bandit:"Excuse me sir! Your a** is on fire! Bet you'll be glad to get back to Canada and stick it in the snow!" Quote
Skipper Duke Posted August 5, 2021 Report Posted August 5, 2021 Jr. Justice:"Turn left here Daddy! Make a right turn Daddy! We'll be in the clear!" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:(Mocking Jr.):"Make a left turn Daddy! Make a right turn Daddy! We'll be in the clear!" You moose twit!" Quote
Skipper Duke Posted August 6, 2021 Report Posted August 6, 2021 APO(Amusement Park Owner):"Excuse me s s s sir I'm the owner of of this this here m m mess." Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"What is it yer tryin' to tell me?" APO(Amusement Park Owner):"I'd just like to s s say o o one t t t thing. W w w we're closed!" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Get in the car Jr.! We're surrounded by a mental case!" Quote
Skipper Duke Posted August 6, 2021 Report Posted August 6, 2021 Dusty:"Cletus! You forgot the mustard." Cletus:"I forgot the mustard? Woman sit down!" Quote
Skipper Duke Posted August 6, 2021 Report Posted August 6, 2021 Snowman:"Yeah I see alright. Us goin' to jail if we get caught, that's what I see." Quote
Skipper Duke Posted August 6, 2021 Report Posted August 6, 2021 Jr. Justice:"Daddy look at the big ugly alligator." Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"That reminds me i gotta call your momma." Quote
Skipper Duke Posted August 6, 2021 Report Posted August 6, 2021 Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"I happen to be Buford T Justice, a distinguished officer of over 30 years seniority!" Quote
Skipper Duke Posted August 7, 2021 Report Posted August 7, 2021 Bandit:"Wait! Hold it! Scratch that. I can't lie to you Sheriff. You're to good a man. Look over yer left shoulder." Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Ooof!" Bandit:"We're on our way to Boston to get some Clam Chowder! Bye bye!" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"I'm not givin' up! I'm not givin' up!" Quote
Skipper Duke Posted August 8, 2021 Report Posted August 8, 2021 https://www.facebook.com/eastboundanddownBanditTransam/ Quote
Skipper Duke Posted August 18, 2021 Report Posted August 18, 2021 (edited) Junior Justice:"Daddy the bridge!" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"I can make that easy!" Car gets stuck mid flight. Junior Justice:"I tried to tell you Daddy-" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Shut your a**! Now get out, and push!" Junior Justice:"But Daddy-" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Get out and push!" Junior Justice:"Ok! But-"(gets out of car to push it)"Aaaahhh!"(falls in water, splash.) Edited August 18, 2021 by Skipper Duke Goofed on the last line. RogerDuke 1 Quote
Hobie Hartkins Posted August 18, 2021 Report Posted August 18, 2021 Here's one I remember: Junior: " I'm sorry daddy, am I still your little tick turd?" Buford: " Yes, Junior, you're still my little tick turd!" RogerDuke and Skipper Duke 1 1 Quote
Skipper Duke Posted August 19, 2021 Report Posted August 19, 2021 Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Where's the can I gotta take a squirt!" Hobie Hartkins 1 Quote
Hobie Hartkins Posted August 20, 2021 Report Posted August 20, 2021 (edited) Somebody chasin' you? Nobody chases me boy! I** This scene is about to p[lay on SATB RIGHT NOW! on FLIX e Edited August 20, 2021 by Hobie Hartkins Quote
Skipper Duke Posted August 20, 2021 Report Posted August 20, 2021 32 minutes ago, Hobie Hartkins said: Somebody chasin' you? Nobody chases me boy! I** This scene is about to p[lay on SATB RIGHT NOW! on FLIX e Cousin Hobie Hartkins... I'd give you a reaction. But I've used up my quota again. Hobie Hartkins 1 Quote
Skipper Duke Posted August 20, 2021 Report Posted August 20, 2021 Bandit:"I take my hat off for one thing and one thing only." Quote
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