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Smokey And The Bandit

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  • Hobie Hartkins
    Hobie Hartkins

    Here's one I remember:  Junior: " I'm sorry  daddy, am I still your little tick turd?" Buford: " Yes, Junior, you're still my little tick turd!"

  • Skipper Duke
    Skipper Duke

    Bandit:"I can't lie to you Sheriff. You're to good of a man. Look over your left shoulder." Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Oooof!" Bandit:"We're on our way to Boston to get some Clam Chowder. Bye bye!" Sh

  • Skipper, you seem to have missed a few lines and combined two scenes. The first scene is when Carrie is changing out of her wedding dress: Bandit: Last time I saw legs like that they had a m

Bandit you're reckless And you live much to hard Bandit They call you the Bandit You're a legend to the old men And a hero to the child You're shackled by freedom You wear no man's chains You're the joker in the deal of the cards Bandit steal a lady's heart with only a smile

  • 2 weeks later...
  • 3 weeks later...

See that special he's jumpin' on? Oh it's a special alright. Just add 3 zeros when you check out the mileage. It used to be a taxi! Well this gal is takin' a walk on Skip Town, his lies and his lemons!

  • 3 weeks later...

You know somethin' sheriff?
What?
If J.W. don't get outta my way I'm gonna pass him.
Where, in the woods? Listen, I don't care if your daddy is the mayor. You wreck this car, it's gonna come outta your pay.
Yeah, but sheriff, he's gettin' away!
Son, he's not going anywhere. The Mullberry bridge has been dismantled for the past 6 momths.
Oh.

Bandit - That’s not good. 

Frog - It would be better with a whole bridge.  

Bandit - And that’s  worse!  

Frog - Why don’t you drop me off here, I’ll catch a cab? 

Bandit - Too late now!

Jr. Justice:"When I put bullets in it daddy it gets too heavy." Buford's meditation watch(Beep beep beep beep.) Sheriff Buford T Justice:"Shut yo @$$." "And that goes for the two monks too!!"

Edited by Skipper Duke

  • 2 weeks later...

Jr. Justice:"Damn! He had a lot of friends didn't he?"
Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"If they had cremated the sum b**** ida been kickin' that Mr. Bandit's @$$ around the moon by now!"

Edited by Skipper Duke

4 hours ago, Skipper Duke said:

Carrie/Frog:"I think I just went 10-100."

Bandit:"Atleast that's better than 10-200."

Frog: Well, it's better than 10-200!

 

Well, I'm watching the episode I hate the most of all 147. I've only seen it 3-4 times! " Carnival of Thrills. It's by far the goofiest and it's stupid, Bo and Luke fighting! " You're just lucky we're in Uncle Jesse's house is all. You're unlucky, because we cqan always step outside." STOOPID!! GOOOOOFFFY!!

Trouble Maker:"Is this your dog?" Snowman:"Yeah. That's my dog." Trouble Maker:"He bit me!" Snowman:"Come over here Fred." Trouble Maker:"I said "He just bit me!" Snowman:"I don't think Fred bit you mr. Fred absolutely don't like grease."

8 hours ago, Skipper Duke said:

Bandit:"Sheriff?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"I'm listenin'." Bandit:"Do the letters F. O. mean anything to you?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Smart aleck."

F.O......it's part of UFO except you know what it is, so it's just an F.O. .....now if it LANDS.....it's not even an F....just an O!

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