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YUCHEE Swamp mentioned in 'Jude Emery'
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(At Jake Rainey's Cotton Gin. Bobby Lee Hagg, Grady Hagg & Jake Rainey are talking. Bobby Lee & Grady present a jug of Uncle Jesse Hagg's finest.) Bobby Lee Hagg:"You know what that is?" Jake Rainey:"It looks like a jug of whiskey." Bobby Lee Hagg:"Well, that's a model T Ford. A Winchester Rifle." Jake Rainey:"Oh?" Bobby Lee Hagg: Pats Grady Hagg in the stomach.)"What is it?" Grady Hagg:"A Witney Cotton Gin." Bobby Lee Hagg:"Mmmhmm." Jake Rainey:"Ok come on boys. What is this?" Bobby Lee Hagg:"One of a kind that's what. That there is Jesse Hagg's 2 year old whiskey." Jake Rainey:"Oh that's fine. The best made. That's the best there is." Bobby Lee Hagg:"That's right. The last time you saw Jesse, you threatened him." Jake Rainey:"I liked Jesse. He-" Bobby Lee Hagg:"You threatened him! Jake, me an' you an' Grady, we got a problem." Jake Rainey:"Oh." Bobby Lee Hagg:"Me an' Grady, we never been able to get our s*** together. That's one hell of a problem. An' you, you that wouldn't know class if you had a mouthful, figured you could get the class yer after, runnin' over toppa everybody. That's your problem. 'Cause of these two problems, Jesse's dead." Jake Rainey:"I'm sorry Jesse's dead. He-" Bobby Lee Hagg:"But that is changin'. Me an' Grady, we're gonna become businessmen." Jake Rainey:"Oh God!" Bobby Lee Hagg:"That's right. An' we gonna deliver every drop of Jesse's whiskey the way he wanted it done. Undiluted, uncorrupted, and untaxed. And we're gonna get back to doin' what we do best." Grady Hagg:"Which is screwin' up just about everything we touch." Jake Rainey:"Now you boys listen. I liked Jesse Hagg as much as any man in this world. But he's gone now, an' I'm sorry. But I meant what I said before. Ain't nobody movin' a drop around here, unless I say so. Nothin's changed." Bobby Lee Hagg:"Yeah it has!" Grady Hagg:"Jake. Yer lookin' at the competition." Bobby Lee Hagg:"An' we gonna roll right over you!"(He pats Grady and they walk out.)
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Post from the Facebook Rescue From Gilligan's Island page. https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02hP87CGH37ArRKGfQ3oB4BkKgpbXtQUCp32PTZ4wn15ZaeBwk1XppMHTqqGqEzu9El&id=100060710448100
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SKUNK Hollow(Where the Alien landed in Strange Visitor to Hazzard)
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QUICKSAND Daisy fell in it in Baa, Baa, White Sheep
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Yep!
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Nervous NORMAN
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Thanks Cuz. You can always be counted on.
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(Season 2 Seer Gilligan) Mr. Howell:"Say you can read minds huh Gilligan? Well, read my mind. Of course you realize the Howell mind is very delicate. It's got a, so I'll just give it a-"(Makes face.)Gilligan:"You're hoping the prices on all your chemical stocks have gone up." Mr. Howell:"Well, that was just a lucky guess. I dare you to try it again. Just try it again. I'll give it the double-"(Makes face again.)Gilligan:"You're thinking if you could read minds like me, you'd have all the money in the world." Mr. Howell:"That's what I was thinking. But then, that's what I'm always thinking!"
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Cousin HossC... What year was Cooter's Chevelle in Duke vs Duke?
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KITTERIDGE Mine mentioned in The Rustlers
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Any other Carrie & Taylor fans here 'sides me?
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JENSON'S Hollow mentioned in The Great Bank Robbery
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I have a video game on the Game Boy Advance called British Car Touring Championship.
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I'm outta reactions. So here's your haha!
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I think it's the Jessica Simpson music video These Boots Are Made For Walkin' in which she wears pink 2 piece bikini and is seen washing the General Lee in a barn.
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(Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978)Everyone is in the hutsboat, and has heard Gilligan calling their names. Skipper:"Little Buddy Gilligan! He's out there everybody, and he's ok! He's hanging onto a palm tree, attached to us by a rope!" Professor:"Gilligan!"(To Skipper)"Let's enlarge the hole, and pull him in!" Skipper:"Well, stand back Professor! If my head made this little hole, I know how to make a great big one!" Skipper & Professor:"Ha ha ha!"
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quotes Favorite Dukes of Hazzard Quotes
Skipper Duke replied to Skipper Duke's topic in Dukes of Hazzard General Discussion
(Season 3 Mrs. Rosco P. Coltrane) Cletus has just told Rosco about his girlfriend SueAnn Bliss waiting for him in his office. Rosco:"Cletus, how many times have I told you that nobody goes into that office, except Boss, the dog, or me when I'm not here huh?" -
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(Season 3 The Great Hazzard Hijack) In the Boars Nest. Roy Orbison has just finished singing "Oh Pretty Woman". Bo Duke offers him a beer. Roy Orbison: Graciously declines "Thanks. But I really must get out of Hazzard as soon as I can." Boss Hogg threatens to tack on more charges. Roy Orbison:"Well, it looks like we're gonna have time for that beer after all." Bo Duke:"Uh not quite. Least ways, not until you finish the next song." -
SKUNK Hollow