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Skipper Duke

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  1. (Season 2 Hazzard Connection) Rosco stops Auggie's car carrier at a roadblock with Shoulders driving it to search it for whatever Auggie Detweiller is smuggling. Shoulders:(Calls Aughie on the CB in the car carrier truck.)"Old Rosco's mad enough to chew nails and spit horse shoes. He knows we're up to something." Auggie:(On CB.)"Of course he does. Only, he got the smarts to figure out what it is. But if you think he's mad now, you just wait til you tell him he's gotta put every one of those cars back exactly the way he found 'em. Or we're gonna get the law down on him." Shoulders:"Uh Sheriff?"(Waggles finger for Rosco to come here.) Rosco:"Jumpin' jehosaphat! We gotta put all this back!?"(To Enos)"Well, don't just stand there ya dipstick! Get it all back!"
  2. Tina Louise (née Blacker; born February 11, 1934) is an American actress best known for playing movie star Ginger Grant in the CBS television situation comedy Gilligan's Island. She began her career on stage during the mid-1950s before landing her breakthrough role in 1958 drama film God's Little Acre for which she received the Golden Globe Award for New Star of the Year.
  3. Cousin Roger Duke... I think yer thinking 'bout the deep dark navy blue Atlanta Braves hat in the first Reunion movie 1997.
  4. Ah Cousin Roger Duke... I found the thread. I am 35 now.
  5. Cousin Jessi Duke... The maker is Terry Lankford. You can contact him to custom make you one. It is called a Sand Dollar. The belt will cost you $300 USD.
  6. Cousin Hobie Hartkins I will do that!
  7. Cousin Lori Davenport... Did you know James Cavan(Artie Bender's)paintings were actually painted by James Best(Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane)?
  8. Cousin Mark B/ Scooter Davenport... Roseanne did that when Lecy Goranson the original Becky Connor left, they brought in Sarah Chalke to replace her and still called the character Becky.
  9. (Season 3 Take a Dare) Gilligan:"I got an idea. When we get close enough to him, let's yell!" Skipper:"What? So he can hear us!?" Gilligan:"No. To make sure the people on the radio hear us!" Skipper:"There's something wrong with that idea! Only I don't have time enough to figure it out."
  10. Cousin Roger... He is coming along great!
  11. Some times The Andy Griffith Show episodes do the theme tune The Fishin' Hole in the in-episode music tune. During scenes.
  12. (Alf Series episode Alf on Gilligan's Island/Somewhere Over the Rerun) Alf:(Sleeping against a palm tree. He wakes up.)"I must've slept thru the night." (He stretches.)"Ahh. Hey. Where's my shovel? Where's my house" Gilligan:"Skipper! Skipper! Could I fish too!?" Alf:"It's Gilligan. The Skipper too." Skipper:"Shhh! Gilligan, you'll scare the fish!" Gilligan(drops tackle box on Skipper's foot.)Skipper:"Ooop!" Gilligan:"Shhh! You'll scare the fish!" Skipper(smacks Gilligan with hat.) Alf:"I'm here on Gilligan's Isle!" Gilligan(casts his fishing line into the Lagoon, after unknowingly snatching Skipper's hat off with it first.) Skipper:"Gilligan!" Gilligan:"Skipper, what happened to your hat?" Skipper:"You're using it for bait!" Alf:(Muffled laughter.) Gilligan:"I'll get it back for you Skipper. Don't worry. Here."(Pulls the hat back to shore, puts it on Skipper's head. The hat is now sopping wet. It pours all over Skipper.) Skipper:"Gilligan! You idiot!"(Snatches off Gilligan's own hat, and smacks him with it.) Gilligan:"Oooh!" Alf:"Ha ha ha! You guys are hilarious! Encore! Encore! Yeah!" Skipper:"Who are you!?" Alf:"I'm Alf. Your biggest fan! I worship the sand you walk on."
  13. (Season 2 Gilligan Gets Bugged) Mr. Howell:"Ahh 2 Howells in 1 day! There must be joy in bug ville!"
  14. (Season 2 Gilligan Gets Bugged) Mr. Howell:"A kondi bite a Howell? He wouldn't dare."
  15. (Season 5 Family Visit) Uncle Ollie:"He’ll tell ya when he’s ready fella!!!"
  16. (Season 1 Physical Fatness) Gilligan:"Skipper, that scale only goes up to 200 pounds." Skipper:"I know Gilligan. Therefore, I don't have have anything to worry about. Oh."(starts to step on scale, takes off cap and ring gives them to Gilligan to hold.)
  17. (Season 1 Physical Fatness) Mary Ann:"Spoonful of crab." Ginger:"Spoonful of pineapple." Mary Ann:"Spoonful of crab..." Skipper:"Girls! Must you feed him in front of me!?" Mary Ann & Ginger:"No Skipper. We could go somewhere else." Skipper:"Wait a minute! At least I can smell the food! Even if my stomach isn't happy, my nose is happy!"
  18. (Season 1 Physical Fatness) Skipper:"Somewhere in this Navy Regulations Manual is a table that tells me how much I should weigh." Gilligan:"Maybe it's under tonnage."
  19. Cousin HossC... I'm out of reactions so here is my ❤ for the love reaction.
  20. Being a fan of both... As much as it pains me and I hate to say it much less even think it... But don't be surprised if the way this crazy world is, it cancels Gilligan's Island reruns for violence cuz of the Skipper always smacking Gilligan's head, stomach or butt with that hat, or for not having black guest stars or blacks in the regular main cast. Or if they cancel The Andy Griffith Show reruns for having no blacks in the guest spots or main cast. Yeah the disclaimer at the start of GI reruns. They can also do that for TAGS too. But that means nothing. If enough people find fault with it to b**** about the show they might take the show off. They could have put the disclaimer with Dukes about the flag but rather then do that they chose to remove the reruns. Sad when the only guaranteed way people can watch TV is on DVD/CD.
  21. (Season 7 Happy Birthday, General Lee) Boss Hogg:"They just ain't makin' grown-ups like they used to."
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