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Skipper Duke

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  1. YUCHEE Swamp mentioned in 'Jude Emery'
  2. (At Jake Rainey's Cotton Gin. Bobby Lee Hagg, Grady Hagg & Jake Rainey are talking. Bobby Lee & Grady present a jug of Uncle Jesse Hagg's finest.) Bobby Lee Hagg:"You know what that is?" Jake Rainey:"It looks like a jug of whiskey." Bobby Lee Hagg:"Well, that's a model T Ford. A Winchester Rifle." Jake Rainey:"Oh?" Bobby Lee Hagg: Pats Grady Hagg in the stomach.)"What is it?" Grady Hagg:"A Witney Cotton Gin." Bobby Lee Hagg:"Mmmhmm." Jake Rainey:"Ok come on boys. What is this?" Bobby Lee Hagg:"One of a kind that's what. That there is Jesse Hagg's 2 year old whiskey." Jake Rainey:"Oh that's fine. The best made. That's the best there is." Bobby Lee Hagg:"That's right. The last time you saw Jesse, you threatened him." Jake Rainey:"I liked Jesse. He-" Bobby Lee Hagg:"You threatened him! Jake, me an' you an' Grady, we got a problem." Jake Rainey:"Oh." Bobby Lee Hagg:"Me an' Grady, we never been able to get our s*** together. That's one hell of a problem. An' you, you that wouldn't know class if you had a mouthful, figured you could get the class yer after, runnin' over toppa everybody. That's your problem. 'Cause of these two problems, Jesse's dead." Jake Rainey:"I'm sorry Jesse's dead. He-" Bobby Lee Hagg:"But that is changin'. Me an' Grady, we're gonna become businessmen." Jake Rainey:"Oh God!" Bobby Lee Hagg:"That's right. An' we gonna deliver every drop of Jesse's whiskey the way he wanted it done. Undiluted, uncorrupted, and untaxed. And we're gonna get back to doin' what we do best." Grady Hagg:"Which is screwin' up just about everything we touch." Jake Rainey:"Now you boys listen. I liked Jesse Hagg as much as any man in this world. But he's gone now, an' I'm sorry. But I meant what I said before. Ain't nobody movin' a drop around here, unless I say so. Nothin's changed." Bobby Lee Hagg:"Yeah it has!" Grady Hagg:"Jake. Yer lookin' at the competition." Bobby Lee Hagg:"An' we gonna roll right over you!"(He pats Grady and they walk out.)
  3. Post from the Facebook Rescue From Gilligan's Island page. https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02hP87CGH37ArRKGfQ3oB4BkKgpbXtQUCp32PTZ4wn15ZaeBwk1XppMHTqqGqEzu9El&id=100060710448100
  4. SKUNK Hollow(Where the Alien landed in Strange Visitor to Hazzard)
  5. QUICKSAND Daisy fell in it in Baa, Baa, White Sheep
  6. Thanks Cuz. You can always be counted on.
  7. (Season 2 Seer Gilligan) Mr. Howell:"Say you can read minds huh Gilligan? Well, read my mind. Of course you realize the Howell mind is very delicate. It's got a, so I'll just give it a-"(Makes face.)Gilligan:"You're hoping the prices on all your chemical stocks have gone up." Mr. Howell:"Well, that was just a lucky guess. I dare you to try it again. Just try it again. I'll give it the double-"(Makes face again.)Gilligan:"You're thinking if you could read minds like me, you'd have all the money in the world." Mr. Howell:"That's what I was thinking. But then, that's what I'm always thinking!"
  8. Cousin HossC... What year was Cooter's Chevelle in Duke vs Duke?
  9. KITTERIDGE Mine mentioned in The Rustlers
  10. Any other Britney fans here 'sides me?
  11. Any other Carrie & Taylor fans here 'sides me?
  12. JENSON'S Hollow mentioned in The Great Bank Robbery
  13. Review by a fan on my Facebook Tribute Page. https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid033y1D6PRbHaLMYNsQT9YEGEAafCKsJ56oLpLBuaku9HxKYGYCSo3w3f355WQJE4Gel&id=100004279714409
  14. I'm outta reactions so... Here's the ❤
  15. I have a video game on the Game Boy Advance called British Car Touring Championship.
  16. I'm outta reactions. So here's your haha!
  17. I think it's the Jessica Simpson music video These Boots Are Made For Walkin' in which she wears pink 2 piece bikini and is seen washing the General Lee in a barn.
  18. (Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978)Everyone is in the hutsboat, and has heard Gilligan calling their names. Skipper:"Little Buddy Gilligan! He's out there everybody, and he's ok! He's hanging onto a palm tree, attached to us by a rope!" Professor:"Gilligan!"(To Skipper)"Let's enlarge the hole, and pull him in!" Skipper:"Well, stand back Professor! If my head made this little hole, I know how to make a great big one!" Skipper & Professor:"Ha ha ha!"
  19. (Season 3 Mrs. Rosco P. Coltrane) Cletus has just told Rosco about his girlfriend SueAnn Bliss waiting for him in his office. Rosco:"Cletus, how many times have I told you that nobody goes into that office, except Boss, the dog, or me when I'm not here huh?"
  20. (Season 3 The Great Hazzard Hijack) In the Boars Nest. Roy Orbison has just finished singing "Oh Pretty Woman". Bo Duke offers him a beer. Roy Orbison: Graciously declines "Thanks. But I really must get out of Hazzard as soon as I can." Boss Hogg threatens to tack on more charges. Roy Orbison:"Well, it looks like we're gonna have time for that beer after all." Bo Duke:"Uh not quite. Least ways, not until you finish the next song."
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