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Skipper Duke

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  1. I have a thought. Why don't they offer virtual reality tours of the Titanic wreck site? Give people special 3D glasses to get the feeling of actually being down there. Program a robot vehicle with under water cameras to go down there, to take pictures and videos and have it set up to send it back up here for people on the ship to see? Safer that way. Send unmanned subs. Now days there's technology to do a virtual reality type tour.
  2. (Season 3 Ring Around Gilligan)Dr. Boris Balinkoff:"Ha ha ha! Excellent! Excellent! Now, give me the gold! Give it all to me! Give it to me!" Gilligan:"We hear, and obey!"(Conks Dr. Boris Balinkoff on the head with a coconut. The others grab and start throwing the coconuts at him.) Dr. Boris Balinkoff:"Not that way, you stupid robots! Not that way!"(Professor hits the mind controlling ring device with a coconut breaking it.) Dr. Boris Balinkoff:"You smashed it. You have smashed it!" All:"Hey what happened!?" Skipper:"Who's that? What're we doing with all these coconuts?" Mr. Howell:"Don't go away! Come back! Come back! Rescue us! Rescue us!" Dr. Boris Balinkoff:"Gah! Gah!" Gilligan:"Don't worry, I'll get him!"(Drives bamboo car full of coconuts into the Lagoon which promptly sinks from the coconuts weight. Gilligan emerges with a silly smile, and waves at them.)
  3. Update y'all. To quote our favorite Sheriff, Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Good news, good news!" OceanGate has suspended all exploration trips to the Titanic now after the 5 people including company CEO was onboard the Titan sub died in the catastrophic implosion on June 18, 2023.
  4. I once had a dream about Skipper. He was still alive. There was this meet and greet autograph signing. I attended and got his and to meet him. I wore one of my Navy Blue Broner hats. He of course was in his Black Lancaster. He had a boat with him. The event as at water. He took me fishing with him on boat. I got to drive it. I even got to wear his actual Lancaster Brand screen used hat. He said "Here! You can't drive my boat without this!" He took my Broner off me, and his Lancaster off him. We exchanged hats. He put his Lancaster on me and my Broner on him. We talked about the show and his career. Then I had to wake up. I was mad then. That was a dream I didn't wanna wake up from.
  5. Skipper's and Professor 's yeah. Mary Ann's was in Season 2 Erica Tiffany Smith to the Rescue. When Mr. Howell introduced her and Professor to Erica. Mr. Howell:"Erica, this is Professor Roy Hinkley, and Mary Ann Summers!"
  6. This is my favorite. The crooks stop the Charger and hide the gold behind the dashboard. Waylon Jennings:"Well, I reckon that's better than under the mattress. A lot less lumpier too!"
  7. OceanGate is still offering Titanic trips after the Titan sub's disaster. Haven't they learned anything!? To NOT go down there anymore?
  8. (Season 3 Topsy Turvy) Gilligan hits head and sees double vision. Professor tries to cure him. Gilligan:"What if it doesn't work?" Professor:"Then I shall have to find another cure. You can't go through life like that." Gilligan:"Yeah. Imagine going through life not knowing which end is up." Professor:"Gilligan, I will withhold comment."
  9. ZENDER the Dixie Davis kidnapper and ransom diamond smuggler from Good Neighbors Duke
  10. Dukes of Hazzard Fun Fact: Did you know In the flashback episode Season 7 Episode 1 Happy Birthday, General Lee the 1st jump was an accident. Then they discovered they liked it and in later stories started doing it on purpose. The 1st jump was when running away from the gold dust robbers the Charger had originally belonged to when it was black before the Dukes bought it and painted it orange put the flag name and number on it and built the race car with it. They had the Gold dust stashed behind the dashboard and wanted it back.
  11. Cousin Roger... Names are 1. Willy Gilligan 2. Jonas Grumby 3. Eunice Wentworth Lovey Howell 4. Thurson Howell III 5. Professor Roy Hinkley 6. Ginger Grant 7. Mary Ann Summers Skipper's, Professor's and Mary Ann's were only used once. Gilligan's was brought up years later by creator Sherwood Schwartz. Gilligan's was never used in any episode.
  12. It was quotes from a Facebook post by a group forum member over there and my reply to him. I wrote it like script format when I shared it over here.
  13. (Season 6 A Boy's Best Friend) (Bo & Luke pick up Maxine Hooper at the dog pound as a present for Terry Lee at the orphanage.) Luke:(Putting her in the General Lee.) "Ease on in here, an' watch out fer my feet 'cause I'm comin' in."
  14. WILLOW Creek in Trouble at Cooter's. Luke:"Cut over at Willow Creek. It oughta be easy to get up that one." Bo:"Alright." Luke:"Hang on cousin!" Bo:"We ain't gonna make it!" Waylon:"Bo, that ain't no way to give the General confidence."
  15. Mark Shamer says:"Love when Mrs. Howell eats the beets and runs around like crazy!" Skipper Duke says:"Mark Shamer The real kicker is Mr. Howell let her eat more after finding out they were radioactive and dangerous."
  16. (Season 3 Pass the Vegetables, Please) Mrs. Howell eats the beets and runs around like crazy! Mr. Howell:"Lovey slow down! What's happened to you? I'm exhausted just watching you! At least take a coffee break." Mrs. Howell:"Good idea!" She has more beets to eat. Gets up, runs out the hut door, and around the camp, jumps up on the table. Gets down and runs away. Mr. Howell:(Watching from the hut doorway.)"I may enter that woman in the Olympics!"
  17. (Season 1 1964-1965) 1. Two on a Raft 2. Home Sweet Hut 3. Voodoo Something to Me 4. Goodnight Sweet Skipper 5. Wrongway Feldman 6. President Gilligan 7. The Sound of Quacking 8. Goodbye, Island 9. The Big Gold Strike 10. Waiting for Watubi 11. Angel on the Island 12. Birds Gotta Fly, Fish Gotta Talk 13. Three Million Dollars More or Less 14. Water, Water, Everywhere 15. So Sorry, My Island Now 16. Plant You Now, Dig You Later 17. Little Island, Big Gun 18. X Marks the Spot 19. Gilligan Meets Jungle Boy 20. St. Gilligan and the Dragon 21. Big Man on a Little Stick 22. Diamonds Are an Ape's Best Friend 23. How to Be a Hero 24. The Return of Wrongway Feldman 25. The Match Maker 26. Music Hath Charm 27. New Neighbor, Sam 28. They're Off and Running 29. Three to Get Ready 30. Diogenes, Won't You Please Go Home 31. Forget Me, Not 32. Physical Fatness 33. It's Magic 34. Goodbye, Old Paint 35. My Fair Gilligan 36. A Nose By Any Other Name
  18. A Titan submersible customer from CT recounts red flags and a dispute over money: https://www.ctinsider.com/columnist/article/titan-submersible-titanic-cancelled-trip-18168956.php
  19. (Season 1 High Octane) Cooter:"Uncle Jesse!" Uncle Jesse is looking trying to find the voice who's calling him. Cooter is doing the calling, from under the General Lee. He's fixing the shorted out tail light wire to make Rosco happy. Cooter:"Uncle Jesse!" Uncle Jesse is perplexed and still can't find the source of the voice just yet . Cooter:"Uncle Jesse hey!!!"(Grabs Uncle Jesse's leg.) Uncle Jesse:"Dang blasted it Cooter! Quit callin' me Uncle Jesse! I got enough people callin' me Uncle Jesse!" Cooter:"Yes sir Uncle- Eh Mr. Duke!" Cooter has crawled out from under the General Lee. He sits on the trunk. Uncle Jesse:"What're you doin' under there, anyways?" Cooter:"Oh the tail light wire shorted out. You know how old Rosco is." Uncle Jesse:"Do you need some help?" Cooter:"Naw sir. I already got it. Besides, you'd get all greasy. With me, it don't matter no more, Mr. Duke."
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