Skipper Duke

Season 2 The Friendly Physician Skipper:"Run your hand across the top. There must be some sort of lock or something!"(Gilligan takes the Skipper's Skipper hat off and runs his hand on Skipper's head.) Skipper:"Not my top, you dumb bell!" Gilligan:"I'm not so dumb." Skipper:"Oh yes you are!" Gilligan:"If I'm so dumb, then how come you're in there, and I'm out here!?"

The Castaways new identities after Dr. Boris Balinkoff transferred their brains in Season 2 The Friendly Physician. 1. Mr. Howell became Gilligan. 2. Gilligan became Mr. Howell. 3. Professor became Mary Ann. 4. Mary Ann became Professor. 5. Skipper became Mrs. Howell. 6. Mrs. Howell became Skipper. 7. Igor the assistant became Ginger. Ginger became Igor.

cricket

Fishing

DUKE Family

Season 2 The Friendly Physician Mrs. Howell:"I demand that you return the Thurston Howell III I came here with!" Dr. Boris Balinkoff:"So. You do not approve of the change?"

Boss Hogg has ZERO tolerance for ineptitude

Sticks (the bug)

Boss Hogg & Uncle Jesse's X rated moonshine movie (Days of Shine and Roses)

Canes

Roger yep he is!

VANCE Duke

TUCKER Ridge (Limo One is Missing)

Sheriff ROSCO P. Coltrane

Season 2 Andy on Trial Barney Fife:"You gotta understand. This is a small town, the Sheriff is more than just a Sheriff. He's a friend. An' the people in this town, they ain't got a better friend than Andy Taylor! As for Andy doin' his job, I'd like for you to take a look in the record book Mr. Jackson! Do you know there ain't ever been a major crime committed in this town, thanks to Sheriff Taylor? In fact, the only ruckus you'd ever have in Mayberry, is if you tried to remove him from office. Then you'd have a riot! You asked me if Andy runs a taut ship Mr. Milton. Well, no he don't! But, that's because of something that he's been tryin' to teach me ever since I started workin' for him, and that is, that when yer a lawman, and yer dealin' with people, you do a whole lot better if you go not so much by the book, but by the heart! I guess maybe that's to hard for some of you to understand. I don't know. That's all I got to say."

POSSUM Hollow

Fans of Sherwood Schwartz's The Real Gilligan's Island 2004-2006 reality series remake, I bring you sad news. Charlie William Albert Skipper "Crazy" Charlie from the Green Team/Team Green/Minnow Green Season 2. He's no longer with us. Lost his life back in 2008 in a motorcycle accident. A 2 vehicle crash. Skipper Charlie was driving the motorcycle.

Season 3 Duke vs Duke Bo:"Luke. Luke, I lost all my forward gears!" Luke:"Sorry to hear that cousin. Just keep the General outta my way!" Bo:"Luke. I told you all my forward gears was out. But I didn't say nothin' about reverse. See you at the finish line!" Luke:"Ain't nothin' gonna stop you now Bo!" Boss Hogg:"That dang fool is tryin' to back 'er in!" Uncle Jesse:"That just proves us Dukes never give up! Forwards or backwards!" Boss Hogg:"Neither do I!"

Hobie I know. I was pointing out Hoss's being right about not relying on the subtitles. Giving an example of them being wrong on other shows too. The closed captions can be wrong for anything.

HossC... Yer right. I discovered the subtitles are wrong on other shows too. In Gilligan's Island Season 1 The Sound of Quacking, in Gilligan's Marshall Gilligan dream sequence, when he says about Emily the duck "They'll never get Emily!" The subtitles say "They'll never get a leap!"

Season 4 Double Dukes Luke:"You better ease it up cousin, we're gettin' close to Rosco's favorite speed trap." Bo:"Ha ha! Yeah. 10-4." Luke:"Are you lookin' fer trouble?" Bo:"No, I ain't lookin' fer trouble. I already got it! The dang gas pedal is stickin' to the floor! Hang on!" Waylon Jennings:"Well, that's one way to fix it! But I don't recommend it."

"Loving the attention to detail on my Skipper costume from Fun World/Pony Express! The professional-looking shirt with the life ring and "S.S. MINNOW SKIPPER" on the left breast is a great touch. I've been getting compliments left and right - everyone says my shirt looks even better than the original Skipper's! More professional, they say! #SkipperCostume #SSMinnow #GilligansIsland #CostumeGoals #DetailMatters"

Season 2 The County Nurse Andy Taylor:"Rafe, this here is a thermometer." Rafe Hollister:"I got one of those on my henhouse, only bigger." Andy Taylor:"Rafe, this here is the thermometer fer people! It let's you know when you got a fever." Rafe Hollister:"I know when I got a fever. I'm hot!" Andy Taylor:"But Rafe, this here tells you how hot!" Rafe Hollister:"I know how hot I am when I'm hot, danged hot!"

Whitman Mayo (Grady Wilson)

Hazzard County JAIL