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Skipper Duke

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  1. (Season 4 Diamonds in the Rough) Rosco and Boss arrive at the Duke Farm, under the pretense to start searching for "Moonshine" but really searching for the diamonds. Boss: Let's go. Not you Cletus! You ain't Comin' in. You stay here, an' guard this door, with yer life you hear me. Don't let nobody in or out!" Rosco opens the door Cletus:(Immediately pointing shotgun at Rosco.)"HOLD IT!!!" Boss:"Not him!" Boss and Rosco enter the house. Bo, Luke and Daisy play hide and seek with the Bugs Bunny doll rabbit. Daisy passes it to Luke who passes it to Bo, who throws it out the window after Luke says "Get rid of it!" Boss:"Jesse I got me a search warrant to search for any moonshine you may have on the premises or on your person." Jesse:"On my person?!" Rosco starts searching for the "moonshine" Jesse:"Rosco!" Rosco:"What?" Jesse:"You touch me, an' I'll turn you over my knee!" Rosco:"Well, Boss, I think he's clean." Boss:"Alright. Well then, start friskin' in there!" Rosco searches Luke. Luke:"You don't have respect fer yer elders." Rosco searches Bo. Bo:"I don't wanna dance!" Rosco tries to search Daisy. Daisy:"Rosco!!!" Rosco:"Boss, I don't think the diamonds are on Daisy."
  2. "Oh my Garrett. That is a lot that brought you here." Bill says. "Yeah. Bill's right. But Hazzard seems like a nice friendly little community." Ernie says. Balladeer:"Well, now Ernie and Bill, I can tell y'all one thing. Ol' Garrett is glad y'all are here. He's been wanting to meet y'all fer a long time." A couple days have passed, and Bill's boys arrive with the 18 wheeler, the cars are inside the trailer. They scour thru the parts supply, and sure enough, they have an extra of that part that Garrett needs for his car. Garrett is excited and offers to pay, but the part is on the house instead. Garrett goes to work installing the new part, his previous anger at Cooter has faded a little now. Bill and Ernie watch in awe as Garret works. "You sure do know a lot about cars boy." Bill says happily. "Yeah. You sure do." Adds in Ernie chipperly. Cue Garrett or Roger
  3. Yeah Hank Jr. has some good songs!
  4. Whey is Waylon's son Terry's boy.
  5. Hey y'all. Is Jason Steele's brown van in Ten Million Dollar Sheriff and Russ Mitchell's brown van in Trouble at Cooter's the same one?
  6. I talk to this chick on Facebook. She crushes bad on Moochie. I'd hate to have to break it to her if the Facebook Malcolm Moochie Welch Danare account is a fake. But I did advise her "Don't believe anybody on here who says they're a celebrity." But she's so into him if it's Malcolm Danare or not she'll believe anything the account says to her. The girl wants babies and a future with him for heaven's sake. She needs some help. She's loopy. Loco. Looney Tune etc etc.
  7. Titanic fans... A movie about the Titan submersible disaster is already in production. Wow!
  8. Far as I know he is. He mostly does covers of Grandpa Waylon's music though like Johnny Cash's grandson is doing covers of Cash's music.
  9. Any fans of Waylon Jennings grandson Whey here?
  10. Rosco, Enos and Cletus are Hazzard County's POLICE
  11. Feeling sad. A Gilligan's Island fan on Facebook has announced in Facebook Gilligan's Island group forum that he has to sell his collection to pay some bills. He's selling replicas of the Skipper's hat, the Skipper's shirt, Gilligan's hat, Gilligan's shirt, a Peckard Bell radio replica, and ceramic coconut cups. I wish I could buy his collection because it would get a good home.
  12. Not sure which episode. I think (Season 6 Cooter's Confession) But remember when Boss ask Enos "Do you read boy?" Enos starts naming off books that he has read. Boss says to himself "I can't believe this." He meant "You read boy?" As in "Do you understand?" Not "Do you read" as in literally read.
  13. I feel bad. Talking to a Facebook friend Morgan about the book and movie and telling her how different they are. She loves the movie. I don't know if she's read the book yet. I have given her so many spoilers. That's why I feel bad what I feel bad about. I told her "If you have never read it, I'm giving you all these spoilers. I better hush up."
  14. LUCY Ducy(Boss nickname for Lucinda Meadows)
  15. We need a prequel movie showing Roland D. LeBay and his ownership. All the events that led up to Arnie buying it. We know the story from there after Arnie takes over the car.
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