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Skipper Duke

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  1. (Season 1 New Neighbor Sam) Gilligan/Skipper:(Singing to Sam the Parrot)"A Rockabye birdy in the treetop, your mom was a Parrot and so was your pop, why don't you tell us what we want to know? The minute you do Sam, we'll let you goooooo ...."
  2. (Season 1 New Neighbor Sam) "Skipper:"In that case Howell! You better choose the suit you want to be buried in!" Mr. Howell:"I'll Permit it!"
  3. (Season 1 The Sound of Quacking) Gilligan:"I forgot I had a hole in my shoe!" Skipper:"You forgot you had a hole in your head!"
  4. (Season 3 Up at Bat) Gilligan/Vampire:"I'll go hide in the alcove!"(Runs into an adjoining closest, and hits the wall hard.) Ginger/Vampiress:"We don't have an alcove, you schnook!"
  5. (Season 3 The Pigeon) Skipper:"Good old Professor's Spider Cider guaranteed to knock him off his feet." Professor:"Spiders love Turtle Eggs." Gilligan:"He's Sure in for a Surprise Omlette."
  6. (Season 2 Meet the Meteor) The Skipper:"Gilligan I got an Idea, the next time you get the urge to come in here ?. Conquer it !. Out !"
  7. (Season 2 Will the Real Mr. Howell Please Stand Up) Mr. Howell:(speaking about the imposter back in civilization.)"49 girls on a yacht and I'm playing Santa Claus. Why couldn't I be The impostor spending his money ?!?"
  8. https://www.metv.com/quiz/can-you-match-these-andy-griffith-show-characters-to-the-right-occupations I got 14 out of 15. Should have been 15. But my finger slipped for Floyd and accidentally clicked Doctor instead of Barber in the choices.
  9. Gilligan fans... Check it out. The King in Alan Hale Jr.'s Skipper uniform. Credit for this photo goes to Michael Allen Casto.
  10. (Season 2 Opie's Hobo Friend) Andy Taylor:"Your tomorrow's really gonna smart if you don't get up there and clean up your room!"
  11. Gilligan's Island Fun Fact: Creator Sherwood Schwartz gave the series its name by randomly pointing at the name Gilligan in the Los Angeles phone book.
  12. (Season 1 Home Sweet Hut) Skipper:"Gilligan.(pause)You didn't remember to say what I told you did you?" Gilligan:"Yes sir. I said no exactly like you told me. Just before I gave away the rope."
  13. texasdaisy09... Luke's Love Story
  14. Diablo Sandwich
  15. Prayers needed for me y'all. I have Coronavirus.
  16. (Season 2 The Friendly Physician) Dr. Boris Balinkoff:"You wait here, while I go and pick your friends up!"
  17. These actual screen used Gilligan & Skipper hats sold on Sun Nov 7th Heritage Auctions. The Skipper $37,500 Gilligan $42,500. With COA signed by the actors. The house had the actors make an appearance to sign the COA of the hats. So it was before the actors died.
  18. (Season 1 Three to Get Ready) Professor:"Ginger, you are hardly dressed for spelunking." Ginger:"Oooh Professor, what you said!" Professor:"Spelunking is speediology. Someone who's hobby is poking around in caves."
  19. (Season 2 Will the Real Mr. Howell Please Stand Up) The Skipper:"Look he's got the same kind of mole !. Gilligan : I got a mole myself, but I can't show it to anybody. The Skipper:"Why Not?" Gilligan:"Well ???"

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