Skipper Duke

(Season 3 Andy and the New Mayor) Andy:"You see Mayor!? If you'd let me run my own office, Jess wouldn't be up there in that tree, an' you wouldn't be up there beside of him, with yer clothes all tore up, an' we wouldn't be down here, with a bear in our backseat! You beat everything, you know that!?"

(Season 1 Forget Me, Not) Skipper:"6 Japanese prisoners in 15 minutes! I may take the whole Japanese Army single handed!"

Andy Griffith Fun Fact: Bing Russell(The Construction worker) in Season 3 episode The Loaded Goat is the father of Kurt Russell.

(Season 3 The Loaded Goat)Construction Worker:"These walls are pretty thick. Most of the damage will go straight up." Mayor Stoner:"Straight up!? But my office is up there! I better go evacuate some of my important papers."

(Season 1 Forget Me, Not)Gilligan:"Hey Soldier! Don't you remember me!? I'm yer Little Buddy." Skipper:"I don't have any Little Buddy!"(Realizing Gilligan is out of jail.)"What are you doing out here!? Get back in there!" Skipper:"If you were my Little Buddy, why are you wearing that Japanese uniform?" Gilligan:"Yeah. How come I'm wearing a Japanese uniform?" Professor:"You're not wearing a Japanese uniform. He just thinks you are!" Gilligan:"But he's got the gun. What he thinks counts!"

Cousin Garrett Duke... Danica Patrick is pretty.

(Season 1 One Armed Bandits) Luke Duke:"Burt Reynolds never seems to get lost!" Bo Duke:"Well, he's got a moustache!"

Cousin HossC... Hey yeah. And being his own station, he could've got the gas for free.

Gilligan fans... Did any of you know about this?https://outsider.com/news/entertainment/gilligans-island-jim-backus-would-often-ask-castmates-lunch-bail-check/amp/

Belated Happy Birthday to Rick Hurst(Deputy Cletus Hogg)! 1/1/46!

Cousin Hoss... Interestingly Black Jack Perril dresses like Curly.

Cousin Hoss wow great connections!

Cousin Garrett Duke... Shame on her! Naughty girl! lol.

Cousin Hobie yep!

Tim Philips as Bandit and Sean Bailey as Sheriff Buford T. Justice

Happy 66th Dukes of Hazzard Birthday today to Byron Cherry(Coy Duke)! 4/17/55!

(Season 3 Barney's First Car)Thelma Lou:"Drive me out to the Johnson's sometime"(seeing steering column rising) "Barrrrrney"

(Season 1 The Big Heist)Boss Hogg:(On CB)"This is J. D. Hogg callin' Sheriff Rosco Coltrane. Over."(Boss getting impatient, when Rosco doesn't reply.)"Rosco, where in tarnation are you come in?! ROSCO???!" Rosco:"Yeah? Rosco here Boss. Hey Boss. That was a great idea of yours, puttin' that white tape on those no parking signs. We already made $30 this morning! And it's still early yet. Over." Boss Hogg:"Rosco, I don't care didly about $30! I just been robbed of $30,000 by Bo Duke! Over." Rosco:"Bo Duke? Are you sure Boss? Over." Boss Hogg:"Am I sure? Well, he just escaped in an orange stock car, with a big black and white 01 on the doors, and Luke Duke was drivin! Is that good enough for ya? Over." Rosco:"Kew kew kew! That's the Duke Boys! We got 'em! We got 'em! Over." Boss Hogg:"We got nothin' but a jackass for a Sheriff. Now, you listen, and you listen good! They was headed South on Interstate 104! That's where you'll get 'em, with my $30,000! And if that's no interest ti ya, just remember part of that money is yours!" Rosco:"Oh! It's that money?"

(Season 2 Don't Bug the Mosquitoes)Skipper:"First, I'll break the radio and then, I'll kill Gilligan! No! First, I'll kill Gilligan, and then, I'll break the radio!"

Dukes of Hazzard Fun Fact: Actor Billy Bob Thornton(Carl) from the movie Sling blade played Geologist/bad guy Johnny Rob in the PlayStation game The Dukes of Hazzard II Daisy Dukes It Out.

Dukes of Hazzard Fun Fact: Actor Jack Palance(Curly) from the movies City Slickers and City Slickers II played the voice of Black Jack Perril in The Dukes of Hazzard Racing For Home game the PlayStation and PC Windows versions.

Gilligan Trivia: What is the Gilligan's Island connection to the Disney movie Toy Story?

(Season 3 Splashdown)Gilligan:"I'll go first." Skipper:"If you go first, they'll think they landed on Mars!"

(Season 2 The Ghost of General Lee) Maybelle Tillingham: "Operator. Operator." Daisy Duke:"Maybelle! Give me the Sheriff's station!" Enos: [checking off something] "There you go." [phone rings] Enos:"Sheriff's office. Deputy Enos Strate speaking." Daisy Duke:"Enos! You've got to come over to the Boars Nest, quick!" Enos:"I appreciate the invite, Daisy.... It's mighty nice of you. But I'm on duty right now, honey." Daisy Duke:"This ain't an invite. There are two dudes here trying to rob Boss Hogg's safe!" Enos:"They are? Oh... Well, I'll be right there!" Daisy Duke:"Please hurry!"