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Skipper Duke

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  1. Arnie Cunningham:(To Leigh Cabot, in Darnell's Garage. After seeing what Buddy Repperton, Moochie Welch, Don Vandenberg and Richard Trelawny did to Christine.)"DON'T TOUCH ME SH***ER!!!!!! Oh this is just what you wanted GET AWAY FROM HER GET AWAY FROM HER!!!!!!!!!!"
  2. Bobby Fleet:"Ooooh! That kid is a menace!" Andy:"What happened?" Opie:"He called you a hick trouble maker, so I kicked him!" Andy:"He didn’t mean it. Opie:"I did too!"
  3. Opie Taylor:"Are you a criminal?" Bobby Fleet:"According to your Pa I am. He framed the whole thing, the hick trouble maker!"
  4. (Season 3 Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow) Skipper:(Looking in mirror on hut wall. Finding out he's bald.)"Bald! I'm completely bald!"
  5. Yep it's not.
  6. Don't know. But I miss my buddy.
  7. Hobie Hartkins Dawn was one of the words in this game, I said Wells(Mary Ann Summers) cuz Dawn Wells.
  8. Long neck
  9. Wells(Mary Ann Summers)
  10. (Season 1 New Neighbor Sam) Gilligan/Skipper:(Singing to Sam the Parrot)"A Rockabye birdy in the treetop, your mom was a Parrot and so was your pop, why don't you tell us what we want to know? The minute you do Sam, we'll let you goooooo ...."
  11. (Season 1 New Neighbor Sam) "Skipper:"In that case Howell! You better choose the suit you want to be buried in!" Mr. Howell:"I'll Permit it!"
  12. (Season 1 The Sound of Quacking) Gilligan:"I forgot I had a hole in my shoe!" Skipper:"You forgot you had a hole in your head!"
  13. (Season 3 Up at Bat) Gilligan/Vampire:"I'll go hide in the alcove!"(Runs into an adjoining closest, and hits the wall hard.) Ginger/Vampiress:"We don't have an alcove, you schnook!"
  14. (Season 3 The Pigeon) Skipper:"Good old Professor's Spider Cider guaranteed to knock him off his feet." Professor:"Spiders love Turtle Eggs." Gilligan:"He's Sure in for a Surprise Omlette."
  15. (Season 2 Meet the Meteor) The Skipper:"Gilligan I got an Idea, the next time you get the urge to come in here ?. Conquer it !. Out !"
  16. (Season 2 Will the Real Mr. Howell Please Stand Up) Mr. Howell:(speaking about the imposter back in civilization.)"49 girls on a yacht and I'm playing Santa Claus. Why couldn't I be The impostor spending his money ?!?"
  17. https://www.metv.com/quiz/can-you-match-these-andy-griffith-show-characters-to-the-right-occupations I got 14 out of 15. Should have been 15. But my finger slipped for Floyd and accidentally clicked Doctor instead of Barber in the choices.
  18. Gilligan fans... Check it out. The King in Alan Hale Jr.'s Skipper uniform. Credit for this photo goes to Michael Allen Casto.
  19. (Season 2 Opie's Hobo Friend) Andy Taylor:"Your tomorrow's really gonna smart if you don't get up there and clean up your room!"

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