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    (Season 3 Voodoo) Professor:"Look at it Skipper. Just look at the detail." Skipper:"Professor, I will not look at it. It's got a curse on it!" Professor:"It won't bite you." Skipper:"It won't bite me huh? It'll just chew me up, and spit me out all over the rest of the island!" Professor:"How can a grown man be frightened by a piece of baked clay?" Skipper:"Well, it may be just a piece of pottery to you, but to me, it's a "do not disturb!" sign." Professor:"Skipper, that's ridiculous!" Skipper:"Please Professor, there's voodoo all through these islands! They've got witch doctors out there that can turn a man into zombie!" Professor:"That is just a native superstition. Have you ever seen a zombie?" Gilligan enters the hut. Skipper:"Well, not really!"
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    This set of tributes comes from the Season 3 episode Voodoo.
  3. Skipper Duke
    Vegetables
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    (Season 3 The Hack of Hazzard) Rosco:"Stop! Thief! Stop that thief!" Cletus:(tackles Rosco, without knowing who it is, but now realizes it's Rosco)"Sheriff!?" Rosco:"Of course Sheriff, you dipstick!" Cletus:" Yer a thief!?"
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    (Season 3 The Hack of Hazzard) Waylon Jennings:"Old Charlie knows what's happenin'. But he ain't talkin'. You know, by the time he finally gets home, I bet the grits are gonna be cold, and Bertha won't believe him."
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    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
  7. Skipper Duke
    This set of tributes comes from the Season 2 episode Love Me, Love My Skipper.
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    (Season 2 Agonized Labor) Mr. Howell:"Would you like a taste the Moon Capitan?" Skipper:"Was is it!?" Mr. Howell:"It's a magnificent combination of a unique cuisine from zee master chef!" Skipper:"Oh, never mind all that static Mr. Howell! What is it!?" Mr. Howell: Seaweed soup!"
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    Water
  10. Skipper Duke
    Daisy Duke:"Enos? Where's Boss Hogg an' Rosco?" Deputy Enos Strate:"At yer farm." Daisy Duke:"Thank you Enos. That might be a new record."
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    (Season 1 Irresistible Andy) Opie Taylor:"You a desperate hunter, Miss Ellie?" Ellie Walker:"Not really." Opie Taylor:"'Cause I know where you can get yourself a possum." Ellie Walker:"No thanks sweetie. Right now, I'm on the trail of a baboon!"
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    (Season 2 Agonized Labor) Gilligan:"Skipper? What's soup de jour?" Skipper:"Gilligan, everybody knows what soup de jour is! For goodness sakes, those are the simplest words in the world!"Gilligan:" You don't know either?" Skipper:"Gilligan, I do too! I just don't wanna show off. Tell him what it is Professor." Professor:"Soup of the day."
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    (Season 5 Otis Sues the County) Otis:"Boy, I sure would hate to have to fill out a form every time I fell down. Wouldn't leave me much time for drinkin'!"
  14. Skipper Duke
    This set is tributes is set 10 from the Season 2 episode 2 episode Gilligan's Mother-in-law.
  15. Skipper Duke
    Kait Tucker... Thank ya!
  16. Skipper Duke
    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
  17. Skipper Duke
    This set of tributes is set 9 from the Season 2 episode Gilligan's Mother-in-law.
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    (Season 3 Uncle Boss, filmed in Season 2) Rosco:"Well, you see Boss, one minute they were there, then poof, the next minute they were gone." Boss Hogg:"You mean, you drove right by 'em without seein' 'em don't you? Because you can't tell grits from gumdrops can you!?" Rosco:"Grits are the white with the-"
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    This set of tributes is set 8 from the Season 2 episode Gilligan's Mother-in-law.
  20. Skipper Duke
    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
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    (Season 2 The Jinx) Barney:"Fly away buzzard fly away crow way down south where the winds don’t blow rub your nose and give two winks and save us from this awful jinx."
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    (Season 1 Ellie Comes to Town) Emma Brand:"Sheriff, I come to report a murder." Andy:"A murder?" Emma:"That's right." Andy:"Somebody's been murdered?" Emma:"Yes." Andy:"Who?" Emma:"Me!" Andy :"You?" Emma:"Yes, and I'll tell you who done it! That lady druggist, that's who!" Andy:"Miss Walker?" Emma:"She's the one. Now, Sheriff, go arrest her. Do your duty." Andy:"Well, now, Emma, they's...they's just the teensiest little technicality involved here. You ain't quite dead yet."
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    This set of tributes comes from the Season 3 episode The Producer.
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    Cousin Roger Duke... Right you are!
  25. Skipper Duke
    Kait Tucker... Yep and thank ya!
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