Skipper Duke

(Season 5 Andy and Helen Have Their Day) George the TV repairman:"I think the Sheriff is kinda sore Barney."

(Season 3 Voodoo) Gilligan:"I don't even care if you pay me $100.00 an hour!?" Mr. Howell:"$100.00 an hour!? Don't even say that in jest! It's more than my poor heart can stand!"

I'd react. But I'm out. I've used up my quota again.

(Season 2 Gilligan's Living Doll) Gilligan:"I wonder what else they made it do?" Professor:"Gilligan! You just hit upon the key word "they." They sent it up, they'll come looking for it, and when they do-" Skipper:"They'll rescue us! Robot, you're beautiful!" Robot:"You're beautiful." Skipper:"Oh well, thank you!"

“I don’t chew my cabbage twice “ Ernest T Bass

Cousin HossC yep!

(Season 2 Gilligan's Living Doll) Gilligan:"You mean, whatever I say, the robot will repeat it back?" Professor:"Yes." Skipper:"Oh great, we've got a mechanical Gilligan!"

Carrie/Frog:"I think I just went 10-100." Bandit:"Atleast that's better than 10-200."

A fan made video using all kinds of different variations of the theme.

Another fan made extended Waylon theme. This time with Season 1 guitar and Season 1 scenes.

A fan made video of Waylon's extended version with Season 2-7 guitar and Season 2-7 scenes.

Fan made video of Waylon's son Shooter singing the song.

Any fans of this movie?

Bandit:"When you get that damn dog in the truck, you can put the hammer down. Because by that time, uh, that smokey will have gone by you."

Carrie/Frog:"Well, at least it's better than 10-200."

Carrie/Frog:"Would a cop taking a leak on the side of the road interest you?" Bandit:"Yes it would. He's going 10-100."

(Season 5 The Great Insurance Fraud) Waylon Jennings:"If you think that's somethin', you oughta see the way old Rosco's rigged his bathroom plumbin'."

Gilligan:"What's that!?" Skipper:"Gilligan, for goodness sakes, that's nothing but a man in a parachute! Now, will you start peddling- A man in parachute!?"

Will Darnell:"You know somethin' Pepper? You can't polish a turd."

Will Darnell:""Just look how cockeyed he works Pepper, new windshield wipers on a busted windshield." Pepper Boyd:"The boy is good with his hands..." Will Darnell:"Mmm, Yeah but bad taste in cars."

Gilligan fans... The Heritage Auctions screen used Skipper Hat from Rescue and Alf sells on Sun Nov 7 if it reaches the selling bid.

(Season 3 The Pigeon) Gilligan:"It's a picture. I think it's the people who are gonna come and rescue us. I think they're coming by boat because I see some water." Professor:"Gilligan, how many people are gonna come and rescue us?" Gilligan:"3 women and 4 men." Skipper:"Let me see that! Yessir! 3 women an' 4- Oh no! Gilligan, you dunce! This is a picture of us!" Gilligan:"I thought we looked familiar." Skipper:"How do you do it every time!? Every time!?"(smacks hand on table, takes hat off, smacks Gilligan on the head with it.)"Yes!!!"

(Season 5 Family Visit) Andy:"Don’t do that Ollie! Don't play with the siren." Ollie:"What's a matter? Afraid yer gonna get arrested?"

George LeBay:"She'll start! You need these."(holds up keys)

Will Darnell:"Ok Jack! The ride is over! Come on out! If I have to come in and get you, I'm gonna get you! So why don't you do us both a favor, come on out!?"