Skipper Duke

(Season 7 Welcome, Waylon Jennings) Waylon Jennings:(on screen narration, after he's hijacked, sitting on the road tied up, after the crooks drive away in the truck.) "Wouldn't that just blow yer hat in the creek?"

Jr. Justice:"WAIT, DADDY!!! WAIT FOR ME!!! DON’T LEAVE ME!!! WHO’S GONNA HOLD YOUR HAT!?!?!?"

Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"I’M NOT GIVING UP!! I’M NOT GIVING UP!!"

Bandit:"Sheriff?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"I'm listenin'." Bandit:"Do the letters F. O. mean anything to you?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Smart aleck."

Trouble Maker:"Is this your dog?" Snowman:"Yeah. That's my dog." Trouble Maker:"He bit me!" Snowman:"Come over here Fred." Trouble Maker:"I said "He just bit me!" Snowman:"I don't think Fred bit you mr. Fred absolutely don't like grease."

Wow! I think it was before or after The Dukes 1997 Reunion movie.

(Season 5 Andy and Helen Have Their Day) George the TV repairman:"I think the Sheriff is kinda sore Barney."

(Season 3 Voodoo) Gilligan:"I don't even care if you pay me $100.00 an hour!?" Mr. Howell:"$100.00 an hour!? Don't even say that in jest! It's more than my poor heart can stand!"

I'd react. But I'm out. I've used up my quota again.

(Season 2 Gilligan's Living Doll) Gilligan:"I wonder what else they made it do?" Professor:"Gilligan! You just hit upon the key word "they." They sent it up, they'll come looking for it, and when they do-" Skipper:"They'll rescue us! Robot, you're beautiful!" Robot:"You're beautiful." Skipper:"Oh well, thank you!"

“I don’t chew my cabbage twice “ Ernest T Bass

Cousin HossC yep!

(Season 2 Gilligan's Living Doll) Gilligan:"You mean, whatever I say, the robot will repeat it back?" Professor:"Yes." Skipper:"Oh great, we've got a mechanical Gilligan!"

Carrie/Frog:"I think I just went 10-100." Bandit:"Atleast that's better than 10-200."

A fan made video using all kinds of different variations of the theme.

Another fan made extended Waylon theme. This time with Season 1 guitar and Season 1 scenes.

A fan made video of Waylon's extended version with Season 2-7 guitar and Season 2-7 scenes.

Fan made video of Waylon's son Shooter singing the song.

Any fans of this movie?

Bandit:"When you get that damn dog in the truck, you can put the hammer down. Because by that time, uh, that smokey will have gone by you."

Carrie/Frog:"Well, at least it's better than 10-200."

Carrie/Frog:"Would a cop taking a leak on the side of the road interest you?" Bandit:"Yes it would. He's going 10-100."

(Season 5 The Great Insurance Fraud) Waylon Jennings:"If you think that's somethin', you oughta see the way old Rosco's rigged his bathroom plumbin'."

Gilligan:"What's that!?" Skipper:"Gilligan, for goodness sakes, that's nothing but a man in a parachute! Now, will you start peddling- A man in parachute!?"

Will Darnell:"You know somethin' Pepper? You can't polish a turd."