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Skipper Duke

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  1. Those are Northeast Ohio Dukes jump cars.
  2. (Season 1 The Big Heist)Rosco:"What are you doin' up there on my hood? You look like a little fat hood ornament! Kew kew!"
  3. (Season 2 Sheriff Barney) Deputy Barney Fife:"Well, come on! Let's get the axes, and go!" Sheriff Andy Taylor: Go where Barn?" Deputy Barney Fife:"Well, to where he said to 411 Elm St.!" Sheriff Andy Taylor:"Don't that address sound familiar to you Barn?" Deputy Barney Fife:"Familiar!? Well, how could it sound familiar!? He just now told it to me this second! Wait a minute. 411 Elm St. that's where I live! Darn you Otis!" Otis Campbell:"The owner of the still is Barney Fife! Yeah get Barney Fife!"
  4. (Season 1 Gilligan Meets Jungle Boy) Skipper:"Gilligan! That wasn't even a boy bird!"
  5. Cousin Roger Duke... Yep in Targets Daisy & Lulu when he played Lulu to help protect her and Rosco put dress to play Daisy to help protect Daisy.
  6. Gilligan's Island fans... How many of y'all know of Gilligan's Island in the West? Dusty's Trail?
  7. (Season 1 Diamonds Are an Ape's Best Friend) Mr. Howell(to the Skipper):"No Offense You Trying On The Dresses is Like Putting a Banana Skin Over a Watermelon..."
  8. (Season 1 Goodbye, Old Paint) Dubov:"Oh a Plan ?. Well Dubov Got a Plan Too, Phooey ! On People !."
  9. This set of tributes comes from Season 1 Goodbye, Island. Gilligan stepped in the glue bucket, while they repair the boat.
  10. (Season 2 The Postman Cometh) Mr. Howell:"You're Supposed to Charm Mary Ann Not Take Inventory !. And You Have to be Romantic, Not Asthmatic!"
  11. (Season 3 And Then There Were None) Gilligan/Mr. Hyde/Dr. Gilligan:"Lies, lies, lies! I've never seen that woman before!" Mr. Howell/Judge:"Then you missed plenty buster."
  12. (From same episode as the last quotes posted) Andy:"Aunt Bee, and Opie????" Aunt Bee:"Well, I couldn’t very well leave him home alone. Could I?"
  13. ANDY:"MAYOR!!!!!" MAYOR PIKE:"IT'S A OUTRAGE"
  14. (Season 3 High Man on the Totempole) Gilligan:"There's Such Thing as Heardity. The Skipper:"That's Heredity You Look Like Him because of Heredity." Gilligan:"See Even You're Convinced." The Skipper:"Will You Go to Sleep?!?" Gilligan:"Ok But if You Wake Up Without Your Head ? Don't Say I Didn't Warn You..."
  15. (Season 1 Swamp Molly) Uncle Jesse:"Are you sure you gotta do this Molly?" Swamp Molly:"I gotta make one last run Jess." Uncle Jesse:(opening moonshine Mason Jar and sniffing the contents)"She's prime."
  16. This set of tributes comes from Season 3 All About Eva. Excited over Eva giving him the key to her boat.

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