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    Sure Cousin Hobie. I can do that.
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    Rosco:(To Fake Rosco/Woody)"Listen here! You can't be me, I'm me! And I've got an advantage, cuz I've known me a lot longer than you have! So there!"
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    Waylon Jennings:"Now, y'all better pay attention. This here General Lee comin' atcha ain't." Moody:"We'll use this here fake General Lee fer a couple more bank heists, then dump it." Waylon:"While this here General Lee is, and it's lookin' fer the one that ain't. Except it's on the wrong road. But Daisy and Jesse ain't."
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    Boss Hogg:"Oh my! Who's this lovely lady?" Rosco:"She's yer wife Boss!" Boss Hogg:"Oh my wife! Wait a minute, that's you in the picture too, though ain't it? Rosco:"Yeah. You should've shot my other side. That's my best profile." Boss Hogg:"You got your arm right around my wife!" Rosco:"Right around her. I love her dearly." Boss Hogg:"What's goin' on between the 2 of you!?" Rosco:"Well, you see Boss, she's yer wife, but she's my sister!" Boss Hogg:"Oh yer sister huh? I see now. Wait a minute!" Rosco:"What?" Boss Hogg:"If she's yer sister, that makes you my brother-in-law." Rosco:"Yeah you little devil. Kew kew kew!" Boss Hogg:"I had no idea how low I'd really sunk!"
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    Skipper:"It's all my fault! I should've gone after my Little Buddy in the first place!" Mary Ann:"You tried Skipper, you tried!"
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    Gilligan:"Hey Skipper! Why don't you donate yer pants? We can fill 'em with air and fly to Hawaii." Skipper:"Very funny!"
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    Y'all is it really possible to cure amnesia with a 2nd blow to the head as TV and movies suggest?
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    Boss Hogg:"Everything I buy is bought and paid for fair and square." Luke Duke:"You wouldn't know fair and square with a scale and a ruler!"
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    Sorry y'all pics are to big to show you.
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    Here is one example of my tribute lookalike scenes.
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    Deputy Warren:"Just so you know, there's no dog there." Otis:"Shhhh. He don't know that."
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    Skipper:"Well, at least we've got some newspapers to read!" Gilligan:"Yeah. Maybe we could fill up on the food adds!"
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    Skipper:"Loook Gilligan! A crate of food! This is great!" Gilligan:"After having nothing but bananas and coconuts for so long, anything could be a treat!" Skipper:"Yes!" Both together:"Coconuts!"
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    Boss Hogg:"Well, ain't you gonna say it?" Woody/Fake Rosco:"Say what?" Boss Hogg:"What you always say!" Fake Rosco/Woody:"Which is?" Boss Hogg:"Say "Hello" from Rosco!" Woody/Fake Rosco:"Oh yeah! Say "Hello" from Rosco!" Boss Hogg:"I will not!"
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    Bo Duke:"Maybe it's because you do scare me, and believe me, not many women do."
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    Andy:"Remember Barn. The big freeze!"
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    Skipper:"Gilligan, can't you hear everyone yelling for hot water?" Gilligan:"I could hear them if they were in Hawaii." Skipper:"Very funny!"
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    Boss Hogg:"Alright! What'd you crooks do with them furs!?" Luke Duke:"We upholstered the General with 'em." Bo Duke:"Teh. They put 'em in that blue car. They're gettin' away." Rosco:"Boss, maybe that was that blue car goin' South that nearly run over our posteriors goin' North." Boss Hogg:"Yeah. But you believe that-" Luke Duke:"Yeah. If you give us a chance, we'll help you catch 'em." Boss Hogg:"Sure you will!"(to Rosco)"And you believe in the words of a Duke!? Go on lock 'em up!"
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    Aunt Bee:"Well, come on Opie. We gotta go get you some new underwear." Andy:"Again? Aunt Bee, I declare that boy goes through underwear like he was wearin' sandpaper britches."
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    Mrs. Howell:"Thurston, there are times when money is absolutely useless." Mr. Howell:"Oooh Lovey, what you said!"
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    Boss Hogg:"Rosco, if you ever have to live your life over again, don't!" Rosco:"If I do, I hope I'm a duck!"
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    I love the Eddie Macon's Run book and Christine book
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    Aunt Bee:"Otis tell him the news!" Andy:"News? What news?" Aunt Bee:"Otis!"(snaps fingers)"Tell him!" Otis:"I ain't gonna drink no more. Aunt Bee put me on probation. If I make one false move, I gotta come back! Andy, let's go! I don't ever wanna see The Rock again!" Andy:"The Rock?" Aunt Bee:"That's what Otis calls my little jail here." Andy:"Aunt Bee, I believe you missed yer calling. You ought to have been a warden!"
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    Cousin Roger I have used up my reaction limit again too.
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