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- Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
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Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
Dusty's Trail scene. Dusty:"Saddle Burn Wells. Pop 114. I wonder how old mom is?" Mr. Callahan:"I wonder where everybody is." Mr. Carter Brookhaven:"Where is everyone!?" Mr. Callahan:"I don't know. Looks to me like we found ourselves a ghost town." Ghost sound. Dusty:"I think one of them is trying to tell us something."
- Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
- Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
- Gilligan's Island Alan Hale Jr.(Captain/Skipper Jonas Grumby)Tribute Artist
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Catwoman & Batgirl
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Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
(Season 3 The Kidnapper) Gilligan:"Help! Help! Help! Professor! Light the torch! Light the torch!" Professor:"Gilligan!" Gilligan:"I knew this was a dumb idea, Professor!" Professor:"Where's the Skipper!?" Gilligan:"Huh!? The Kidnapper got him!" Skipper:"No no no the Skipper has got the kidnapper!" Professor:"Skipper, you got him!" Skipper:"You bet your life I have! Now, let's get him back to camp!" Gilligan:"Yeah! Let's get him back to camp! Skipper!? Professor!? Kidnapper!? Anybody!?"
- Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
- Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
- Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
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Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
(Season 3 The Producer) Based on another post today - here is “Hamlet: The Musical” by the Castaways of Gilligan’s Island Act I [The curtain rises. Hamlet stands stage center.] HAMLET: (Sings) I ask to be or not to be, A rogue or peasant slave is what you see; A boy who loved his mother’s knee, And so I ask to be or not to be. So here’s my plea, I beg of you, And say you see a little hope for me. To fight or flee, to fight or flee, I ask myself to be or not to be. [Enter King Claudius and Queen Certrude] CLAUDIUS AND GERTRUDE: (Sing) He asks to be or not to be, A rogue or peasant slave is what you see; GERTRUDE: (Sings) My son who loved his mother’s knee, CLAUDIUS AND GERTRUDE: (Sing) And so he asks to be or not to be. So here’s his plea, we beg of thee, And say we see a little hope for he. HAMLET: (Sings) To fight or flee, to fight or flee, I ask myself to be or not to be. Exit Claudius and Certrude. HAMLET: Hark! I do believe I hear the fair Ophelia. Enter Ophelia OPHELIA: My Lord Hamlet is troubled. HAMLET: Yea, verily, my heart is heavy. I cannot marry thee, Ophelia. There is nothing left for you, but to get thee to a notary. OPHELIA: Ah, my poor Hamlet. Ah, my poor Hamlet. (Sings) Hamlet, dear, your problem is clear, Avenging thy father’s death; You seek to harm your uncle and mom, But you’re scaring me to death. While I die and sigh and cry, That love is everything; You’re content to try to touch, The conscience of a king. Since the day when your dad met his fate, You just brood and you don’t touch your food; You hate your ma, mad at my pa, You’ll kill the king or some silly thing. So Hamlet. Hamlet, do be a man, let Rotten enough alone. From Ophelia no one can steal yea You’ll always be my own, Leave the gravedigger’s scene, If you know what I mean. Danish pastry for two, For me, for you. HAMLET: In truth Ophelia, you have said a mouthful. OPHELIA: Hamlet, I have so much more to offer. But hark! Me thinks me hear the heavy footsteps of my father, Polonius. HAMLET: And the laughter of your brother and my friend, Laertes. OPHELIA: Oh, they must not find us here. But where to hide? HAMLET: Hide anyplace. But don’t go near the water. [Exit Hamlet and Ophelia] LAERTES: Father, my ship sails at the tide. POLONIUS: A mornent, my son, for I have something to tell you. LAERTES: But I ask only for my allowance. POLONIUS: Ah, but I shall give you something far more available: advice. LAERTES: Do you know how much wine you can buy in Paris with advice? POLONIUS: Paris is a wild and wicked town. And you are but a young and innocent boy. LAERTES: (To audience) Oh, could I tell him a few stories. POLONIUS: Heed my words, Laertes, and you’ll be safe. LAERTES: (To audience) Unless I listen, I won’t get my spending money. So I’ll listen, I’ll listen. POLONIUS: (Sings) Neither a borrower nor a lender be, Do not forget: Stay out of debt; Think twice, and take this good advice from me, Guard that old solvency. There’s just one other thing you ought to do. To thine own self be true. [Enter entire cast] ALL: (Sing) Neither a borrower nor a lender be, Do not forget: Stay out of debt; Think twice, and take this good advice from me, Guard that old solvency. There’s just one other thing you ought to do, To thine own self be true.
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Cousin Spike... The Madded that the video games are made about?
- Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
- Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
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Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
(Season 2 Not Guilty) Professor:"Ah gentlemen you're just in time!" Skipper:"We are!?" Professor:"Yes." Skipper:"Is that what I think it is?" Professor:"A guillotine? Yes. And believe me, it's gonna eliminate a lot of man power!" Gilligan:"I believe you!" Professor:"Watch how easy it's gonna be to chop coconuts! And it never misses!" Skipper:"We'll see you later Professor! I think my Little Buddy here kind of developed got a sore throat!" Professor:"Oh I could take care of that!" Gilligan:"Never mind!"
- Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
- Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
- Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
- Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
- Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
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- Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
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