Skipper Duke

(Season 1 Birds Gotta Fly, Fish Gotta Talk) Mr. Howell:"This is the first time I ever celebrated Christmas with a bamboo tree!" Mrs. Howell:"And seashells for ornaments!" Professor:"Well, it's the best we could do here on the island."

(Season 2 Castaways Pictures Presents) Professor:"Well, you are a little overweight Skipper!" Skipper:"I'm not overweight, I just have big bones!" Gilligan:"Yeah, and they're covered with big meat!"

(Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law) Gilligan:"Skipper! I don't think I'm gonna be able to support THIS wife!"

Keep your foot hot on the pedal son Never mind them brakes and let it all hang out Cause we got a run to make The boys are thirsty in Atlanta and there's beer in Texarkana And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes

Daniel Duke... Thank ya!

(Season 3 And Then There Were None) Gilligan:"How I do hate being out here in the jungle all alone. I said HOW I DO HATE BEING OUT HERE ALL ALONE! One rich lady...with pearls. To go. Make me an offer! Do I hear one headhunter!? Do I hear two!?"

Dusty's Trail scene. Mr. Callahan/Cal:"Dusty I'm gonna tell you somethin' about breakin' in a horse. The first thing you gotta do is, show him who's boss." Dusty:"He knows THAT! He knows THAT!"

This set of tributes comes from a promo shot.

(Season 3 The Secret of Gilligan's Island) Skipper:"How Long Chief Howell Keep Us in Cave ?" Gilligan:"He Say 100 Years Until We Die Which Ever Comes First...."

(Season 3 Splashdown) Sol:"I See 3 Letters Burning S-O-L SOL ." The Skipper, The Professor & Mr. Howell:" SOL ???" Tobias & Ryan:"Well How about that ?" Skipper/Professor/Mr. Howell:"It's Not SOL That's S.O.S S.O.S ! S.O.S ! S.O.S !"

(Season 1 Physical Fatness) Ginger:"It’s great for your figure." Skipper:"Well trust me Ginger, mine’ll never look like yours."

(Season 3 The Secret of Gilligan's Island) Mr. Howell:"No-No Call Chiefy-Whiefy Chiefy-Whiefy-Wifey Get Mad, What Do Ginger-Winger Want ?" Ginger:"Ginger Winger Want Chiefy-Whiefy to Let Friends Out of Jail." Mr. Howell:"No I Never Do Thing Like that!" Ginger:"Maybe Chiefy-Whiefy Help Change Mind." Mr. Howell:"Nothing Would Change Mind." Ginger Delivers Kiss to Chiefy-Wiefy Ginger:"Well ?" Mr. Howell:"That Not Nothing, That's Something Change Mind !"

(Season 2 Mine Hero) Gilligan:"I found the fitting.."(he hammers it)CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!! Professor:"Gilligan! Don't hammer turn it!" Mr Howell:"Use your head, use your head!" Gilligan:"Use my head!?"

(Season 2 Mine Hero) Professor:"Mr. Howell, I'm afraid that watch an' identification bracelet are only gold plated."

Daniel Duke... Thank ya!

(PlayStation 1 Daisy Dukes It Out Game) Waylon Jennings:"The Mean Green Machine's fast getaway made believers out of Rosco & Enos that there was more to Missy than just Melanie."

(PlayStation 1 Daisy Dukes It Out Game) Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"The Mean Green Machine? Oh I'm gonna throw the book at you Dukes fer sure!" Flash P. Coltrane:"Woof, woof, woof!" Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Yeah! You tell 'em Velvet Ears!"(does his giggle)

(PlayStation 1 Daisy Dukes It Out game) Daisy Duke:"Hey everybody. Nobody told me we were havin' a party this early. Welcome back, boys."

(PlayStation 1 Daisy Dukes It Out game) Luke Duke:"You know better than that Enos. Daisy would never rob a bank, not even if she was forced at gunpoint!" Bo Duke:"We gotta find 'er."

Dusty's Trail scene. Dusty is sleeping. Mr. Callahan/Cal wakes him up. Dusty:"Oh. It's you Mr. Callahan." Mr. Callahan/Cal:"What who did you expect, Daniel Boone!? Now come on, it's your turn to stand watch. Over there by that big rock." They walk to the big rock. Dusty falls back asleep. Mr. Callahan/Cal:"Dusty wake me at dawn, so we can get an early start." Dusty falls asleep again. Mr. Callahan/Cal:"Dusty! What are your orders?" Dusty:"Wake you at early start, so you can get an early dawn." Mr. Callahan/Cal:"Close enough."

(PlayStation 1 Daisy Dukes It Out game) Bo Duke:(holding giant trophy)"First place Uncle Jesse. Not to bad huh?"

This set of tributes comes from Season 1 Physical Fatness.

Will Hare

Cousin Roger... Do they give him the hives?

(Season 2 Erica Tiffany Smith to the Rescue) Ginger:"That Professor, is what Missus Tiffany Smith wants." Professor:"Interesting Ginger, very interesting. But how am I going to get her to get me in this position?"