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  1. Skipper Duke
    (Season 4 Double Dukes) Boss Hogg:"Turk, Moody, where are you!? It's me J. D. Hogg!" Rosco:"An' me Sheriff Rosco P. Coltraneeeee-"(a board falls over, spooking Rosco)"Oooh ijit it gives me the creepies!" Boss Hogg:"Rosco, those boys should've been back here a long time ago." Rosco:"You know Boss, I was just thinkin', I didn't see the twin of the General Lee outside either." Boss Hogg:"Dang. I'm beginning to get a funny feeling in my stomach." Rosco:"Well, I don't doubt it, the way you chow down, you probably-" Boss Hogg:"App! I wasn't talkin' about food! Though I sure could use some." Rosco:"Yeah. I could use a little-" Boss Hogg:"I think them dirty crooks stole my stolen money!"
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    (Season 1 Waiting for Watubi) Professor:"Gilligan, I think I know who Watubi is." Gilligan:"Who?" Professor pats Gilligan's stomach as if to say "You."
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    (Season 5 Man in the Middle) When Barney & Thelmer Lou have a fallin' out: Barney:"So deep a friendship hath one man for another, that no female caress shall ever tear it asunder. Boy, the guy that wrote that must have been some kind of a nut!"
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    This set of tributes is set 7 from the Season 2 episode Gilligan's Mother-in-law.
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    Cousin Hobie Hartkins... Yes it sure was Saturdays.
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    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
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    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
  8. Skipper Duke
    (Season 2 Opie's Hobo Friend) When the hobo told Andy he should just let Opie decide for himself how he wanted to live… Andy said, "No, I'm afraid it don't work that way. You can't let a young’n decide for himself. He'll grab at the first flashy thing with shiny ribbons on it. Then when he finds out there's a hook in it, it's too late. Wrong ideas come packaged with so much glitter that it's hard to convince them that other things might be better in the long run. All a parent can do is say 'Wait' and 'Trust me' and try to keep temptation away."
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    (Season 5 Three Wishes for Opie) Barney:"Gentlemen, I have the following announcement to make! Count Istvan Teleky exists!!!"
  10. Skipper Duke
    This set of tributes is set 6 from the Season 2 episode Gilligan's Mother-in-law.
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    (Season 3 Man With a Net) Gilligan:"Skipper!" Skipper:"What is it Gilligan!" Gilligan:"There's a man on the Island with a net trying to catch a butterfly!" Skipper:"If there is a man with a net on this Island he'd be after you!"
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    (Not sure of the episode or season) Barney:"****-a-doodle-do!" Andy:"You wanna get up Barn? I wanna see if there's an egg in the chair."
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    (Season 4 Miss Tisdale on the Lam) Miss Tisdale:"You know, you got me awful curious. All that mail comin' in here every day, what's it for?" Slocum:"Ah ah ah regulations!" Waylon Jennings:"Now regulations can be a nuisance, but this is one time I think they're gonna pay off. Miss Tisdale ain't just smart, she's quick. An' she ain't the only one concerned about this fella. What's he doin' hangin' around that old sawmill? Uh huh. It figures. Anything nefarious an' illegal, ol' Boss is gonna have his fat little paws in it somewheres."
  14. Skipper Duke
    This set of tributes comes from the Season 1 episode Voodoo Something to Me.
  15. Skipper Duke
    Replica of Dan Connor's(John Goodman's) Skipper hat when he played Skipper when the cast played the castaways in the Gilligan's Island parody episode of Roseanne, Sherwood Schwartz, A Loving Tribute.
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    Cousin Roger... I met him once. Nov 2013.
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    (Season 1 One Armed Bandits) Boss Hogg:"Rosco, with your image right now, if you were the only man runnin'-" Rosco:"I'd come in second." Boss Hogg:"You'd come in second."
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    Arnie Cunningham:"Isn’t that what you’re supposed to do with s***? Scrape it up with a shovel?" Detective Rudolph Junkins:"Don't get smart with me son. Your girlfriend is a hell of a lot more convincing than you are."
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    https://www.ebay.com/itm/Replica-Captains-Hat-Skippers-Hat-Yachting-Hat-/353596588559?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l6249&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0
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    (Season 5 The Lucky Letter) Barney:"Norbert, back it up! You're on my foot! You're on my foot! Norbert you're a... Ope, you better go on in the courthouse. You're cramping my language. You know what you are, don't you Norbert?"
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    (Season 3 Barney's First Car) Thelma Lou:"Can you drive me out to the Johnson's some time-" (sees steering column rising out of the wheel)"Barrrney?"
  22. Skipper Duke
    (Season 5 Otis Sues the County) Barney:"I'll just put this away in case we need it." Andy:"Like right now!" Barney:"Huh?" Andy:"Our friend Otis Campbell and Neil Bentley are suin' us for $5,000.00!"
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    (Season 1 Voodoo Something to Me) Gilligan:"Skipper? Oh. Skip. What happened? Rather not talk about it huh? It's voodoo, you were right. You found the flare gun. I found the rest of the stuff that was stolen too huh. Well, you can check it if you like!"
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    (Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law) Mary Ann"No don't eat it!" Ginger:"Is she eating it?" Mary Ann:"Yeah! Try some eye shadow." Ginger:"If she eats that, she'll look awful with a black tongue."
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    (Season 2 Keeper of the Flame) Barney Fife:"Andy I'm tryin' to tell you somethin' an' it's very important." Andy:"Hold on. Wait a minute. Maybe you won't have to. Jubel Foster yer under arrest!" Jubel:"Huh!? Under arrest, what for!?" Andy:"For runnin' a still, an' settin' fire to yer own barn. An' ain't that the finest way for a fire to spread every which way, when it hits that alcohol!?"
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