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quotes Favorite Dukes of Hazzard Quotes
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(Season 5 A Little Game of Pool) Waylon Jennings:"With them crooks in the pokey, you'd think the General Lee would be safe at the Duke Farm. But that ain't the way it works in Hazzard. Old Boss don't give up that easy, when there's money involved." -
Waylon Jennings:"The next time you see the moon out, ain't everybody asleep. Some folks are workin'."
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Dennis Guilder:"You got a knife, an' he doesn't. In my book, that makes you a chicken s***." Arnie Cunningham:"Yeah that's chicken s***!"
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Sheriff Buford T Justice:"Listen lady, if Junior can get up in the morning, tie his shoes, and take a pee, I'm not proud, I'm amazed!"
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Jr. Justice:"When I put bullets in it daddy it gets too heavy." Buford's meditation watch(Beep beep beep beep.) Sheriff Buford T Justice:"Shut yo @$$." "And that goes for the two monks too!!"
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This set of tributes comes from the Season 1 episode Waiting for Watubi.
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Barney:"I'll tell you who it should be made out to. It oughta be made out to Barney Sucker! Look at all them deductions!"
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Barney to Andy: "You ought to go on the radio and be an all-night disc jockey. At least then I could turn you off!"
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(Season 3 Take a Dare) Gilligan "Only little babies. get fooled again." Gilligan & Skipper In unison:"He fooled us, again."
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This set of tributes comes from the Season 3 episode Take a Dare.
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quotes Favorite Dukes of Hazzard Quotes
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(Season 2 Hazzard Connection) Rosco:"Enos This Is your Superior Officer Speaking Now I Want U To Go To The Judges Chambers And Get A Search Warrant." -
This set of tributes comes from the Season 2 episode Gilligan's Living Doll.
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(Season 2 Gilligan's Living Doll) Gilligan:"Skipper! Professor! I found him! Her! It! Skipper! Professor! I found it I found it I found it!" Skipper:"Alright Gilligan, you don't have to yell. I see that you found it. A robot?"
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(Season 2 Gilligan's Living Doll) Gilligan(riding bicycle washing machine doing the laundry):"What's that?" Skipper:"Gilligan, for goodness sakes, that's nothing but a man in a parachute! Now will you start peddling- A man in a parachute!?"
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This set of tributes comes from the Season 2 episode Seer Gilligan.
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This set of tributes comes from the Season 1 episode Waiting for Watubi.
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(Season 1 Waiting for Watubi) Skipper:"Gilligan! Look in there!"
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(Season 2 Seer Gilligan) Skipper:"Gilligan! I don't understand how you do this!" Gilligan:"I'm just standing here." Skipper:"Let me stand there! Now, you think of something! Well, are you thinking of something?" Gilligan:"Uh huh." Skipper:"I don't understand, I'm not getting any message. What are you thinking about?" Gilligan:"I was thinking about the time when I was 10 years old, and skinned knee, I was going to the movies with my cousin Rudolph and his friend Claude and Freddy with 2 teeth missing, but Freddy-" Skipper:"Never mind Gilligan! For goodness sakes, how can I understand what you're thinking, when I can't even understand what you're saying!?"
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The Andy Griffith Show fans... I bring you sad news. I have learned today that Betty Lynn(Thelma Lou) has passed away. She was 95.
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