Skipper Duke

Bobby Lee Hagg:"Hey Jake? You leavin'?" Jake Rainey:"Yeah. I don't feel to good. I ate to much of that damn hog." Bobby Lee laughs. Jake Rainey:"Bobby Lee?" Bobby Lee:"Hmm?" Jake Rainey:"Try talkin' old Jesse into comin' in with us. I don't want no trouble with him. I've known Jesse all my life." Bobby Lee:"Well, I don't think it'll do much good Jake. But I'll tell him what you said." Jake Rainey:"Well, y'all have fun. I'm goin' home while I can still move." Bobby Lee Hagg:"Must be hell gettin' old Jake." Jake Rainey:"Beats dyin' young Bobby Lee." Waylon Jennings:"An' growin' old beats dyin' old too Jake. 'Cause the very next day some syndicate men paid a visit to Jake's Cotton Gin. The only cotton gin in the South that was run on corn." Syndicate man:"What's a matter Jake? Yer late on yer deliveries. Tiny ain't happy, are you Tiny?" Tiny shakes his head no. Syndicate man:"Let's hurry them up." Waylon Jennings:"Jake understood."

Jr. Justice:"Damn! He had a lot of friends didn't he?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"If they had cremated the sum b**** ida been kickin' that Mr. Bandit's @$$ around the moon by now!"

This set of tributes comes from the Season 3 episode Take a Dare.

Ginger:"What if I walk up to the enemy, like this, put my arms around him, like this, and whisper in ear like this, "Come on, surrender for Ginger, baby!" Skipper:"I give up!" Mr. Howell:"Unfortunately, you're not one of the enemy!"

(Season 7 Happy Birthday, General Lee) Boss Hogg:"What the devil is this here thing!?" Luke Duke:"Boss, Rosco, meet the General Lee." Boss & Rosco:"Oh it's the General Lee." Boss Hogg:"Well, it sure is the ugliest color I ever did see!" Rosco:"Yeah! Ugly, ugly, ugly!" Bo Duke:"Ugly huh!? Well, the only thing yer gonna see of this car when the race starts, is the tail end spittin' dust back at you!"

Andy:"Looks like Otis was right! The only thing they understand is a leg of lamb!"

Professor:"What's everyone laughing at?" Skipper"Well, believe it or not Professor, for the last 24 hours, you've been a zombie." Professor:"Nonsense, I just got thru telling you that witchdoctors, zombies, and voodoo spells are figments of the imagination! By the way, how did I get wet?"

(Season 3 Voodoo) Professor:"What's everyone laughing at?" Skipper:"Well, believe it or not Professor, for the last 24 hours, you've been a zombie." Professor:"Nonsense, I just got thru telling you that witchdoctors, zombies, and voodoo spells are figments of the imagination! By the way, how did I get wet?"

(Season 3 The Kidnapper) Gilligan:"Did He Sign it?" Skipper:"Kidnappers Don't Sign Ransom Notes!"

(Season 3 Up at Bat) Gilligan:After being waken out of his vampire dream by the Skipper, and punching him in the stomach. "Get back I am the vampire!" Skipper:"Wait a minute Gilligan. It wasn't even a vampire bat that bit you. You're just plain old Gilligan!" Gilligan:"I warned you, Colonel Watney!"(Punches Skipper in stomach.) Skipper:"Ooop!" Gilligan:"Skipper is that You ?." Skipper:"No it's not The Skipper I'm Frankenstein's Monster!"(Roar!)

(Season 3 Gilligan's Personal Magnetism) Gilligan:"Don't Sit On Me !" Skipper:"We're All Dead Little Buddy Ha ! Ha ! Ha !."

(Season 3 Gilligan's Personal Magnetism) Skipper:To Gilligan "If You Think The Worse Thing of All was Being Invisible ?, Wait Until I Get My Hands On You !."

(Season 3 Man With a Net) Lord Beasley Waterford:To the Skipper "You're No Butterfly!"

(Season 3 Gilligan vs Gilligan) Gilligan's Russian Spy Double:"In My Country You Couldn't be Spy Third Class !."

Season 1 Plant You Now, Dig You Later) Mr. Howell:"Your Honor I Want to Charge Mary Ann for Murder." The Professor:"Murder ??. Mr. Howell:"Her Testimony's Killing Me !."

(Season 1 The Return of Wrongway Feldman) Skipper:"That Thick ??. Wrongway." . Wrongway:"Yes?." Skipper:"Could You Tell Me about that Steak Again ?."

(Season 2 The Sweepstakes) Mr. Howell :"You know I Haven't had a Bath in 40 Years." Flowers Droops. The Skipper:"We know."

(Season 2 You've Been Disconnected) Mr. Howell :"There You are Gilligan You have More Karats/Carrots Than Bugs Bunny..."

MOUNTAIN WEDDING EARNEST T. BASS: “You're mine. You was meant to be mine. You WILL be mine. Charlene, I'll make you a fine husband. I'm a little mean, but I make up for it by being real healthy. Say you'll be mine. Say you'll be my "belove-ded." BARNEY IN WEDDING GOWN: “ I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on earth.”

(Season 2 Gilligan Gets Bugged) Ginger:"2 girls on a walk, carrying a pie through the jungle. Who would believe that?" Skipper:"Gilligan." Ginger:"Anybody else no! Gilligan yes!"

The hat history: The original was manufactured by the former R. I. P. Lancaster Uniform Cap Co. 1929-2011. Worn by Alan Hale in the 3 seasons 98 episodes 1964-1967. The 2nd movie The Castaways 1979 and the 3rd movie The Globetrotters 1981. Midway Cap Co. Rescue 1978 and Alf 1980s.

Gilligan's Island fans... Heritage Auctions Skipper Hat pictures.

Gilligan's Island fans... That Heritage Auctions Skipper hat might be the Midway Cap Co. Chicago hat from Rescue From Gilligan's Island and Alf.

Gilligan's Island fans... Just a heads up. Beware... Heritage Auctions is trying to sell for $15,000 hats that they claim are screen used worn by Bob Denver and Alan Hale Jr. The Alan is definitely NOT screen used. The Bob I am not sure about. I just want y'all to know. They've been trying to unload these hats since 2019!

Daniel Duke... Thank ya!