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(Season 4 The Sermon For Today) Barney:“Yes Sir, that’s one subject you just can’t talk enough about… sin!” (Barney didn’t even hear the sermon because he was nodding the whole time.) Andy:"He didn't talk about sin!"
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(Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law) Huraki talks in Native language. Gilligan:"What's he saying Professor?" Professor:"Oh. He just said that you have to pass the best man test before the marriage Gilligan!" Gilligan:"Best man test? What's that?" Huraki talks again in Native language. Professor:"Poison darts at 6 paces!" Gilligan:"Poison darts at 6 paces!?"(Whiney like a horse, jumps out of canoe swims to shore, runs away.)
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This set of tributes is set 3 from the Season 2 episode Gilligan's Mother-in-law.
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(Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law) Native Chief pulls out knife on Skipper. Skipper:"Ah! What's bothering him this time!?" Professor talks to Native Chief in the Native Chief's language. Native Chief responds. Professor:"Well, he says "We're not going anywhere. The wedding is private by invitation only." Skipper:"Oh no!" Then Gilligan talks in Native talk to the Native Chief. Native Chief pulls out knife and chases Gilligan. Gilligan:"What did I say Professor, what did I say!?"
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This set of tributes is set 2 from the Season 2 episode Gilligan's Mother-in-law.
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(Not sure the season or episode) Andy:"What did you get them?" Barney:"Septic tank." (pause) Andy:"You're a fine son Barn."
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Rosco:"Charge!" Boss Hogg:"Ain't you gonna say "Right face?" Rosco:"Right face! Charge!" Boss Hogg:"That's better." From '10 Million Dollar Sheriff' Part 2 -
(Season 1 The Big Gold Strike) Skipper:"There will be no gold aboard the raft, and that goes for you, too, Gilligan." Gilligan:"Me? I don't have any gold." Skipper:"You had three thousand dollars' worth last night." Gilligan:"I know. I never should have ordered that coconut cream pie."
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(Season 4 My Fair Ernest T. Bass) Andy - “You lived with a possum and a raccoon?” Ernest T - “Sure! That’s where I learned to wash my food before I eat it."
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(Season 2 Witness for the Persecution) Rosco:"You dang Duke boys! I'm gonna arrest you for, for speeding, reckless driving and a felony for... then I'm gonna vote for capital punishment and hang 'em!" -
(Not sure the Season or episode) Andy: "I don't know why I keep gettin' my own britches caught on my own pitchfork!"
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Andy:"Otis can I get you a cup of coffee?" Otis:"No thank you! I don't drink coffee. It's bad for my liver."
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Andy:"Well, were you drunk when Barney arrested you?" Otis:"I don't know! I didn't have my glasses on!" LOL!!! Season 1, Episode 20
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This set of tributes comes from the Season 2 episode Hi-Fi Gilligan.
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I like watching for "Bloopers" and retakes. In the episode where the gold shipment comes to town, there are two different sets of "T-Men", and when Barney goes to the Hotel it is raining and his raincoat is wet. When they cut away and come back, his raincoat is dry. In the episode where Barney recites "The Preamble" and messes up his hair, they cut away and come back and his hair is combed again. I'm sure there are more and to me they add to the show and make it funnier.
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(Season 1 Opie's Charity) Opie:"Pa? What are we havin' fer supper?" Andy:"Well, you an' Aunt Bee are havin' fried chicken.. an' I'm havin' crow."
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(Season 2 Forward March) Mr. Howell/General Howell:"Nurse put a bandage on that girl, before she freezes to death!"
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(Season 1 The Big Gold Strike) Professor:"Oh by the way, Mr. Howell, as long as you're here, would you like to look at some wicks?" Mr. Howell:"You mean there aren't any wicks in these candles!?" Professor:"Not for this kind of money!"
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Boss Hogg: "Now, look you got your helmet on all wrong." Rosco: "No wonder it was hard to breathe." From Series 3, Episode 14 'Duke vs Duke'