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Skipper Duke

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  1. (Season 7 No More Mr. Nice Guy) Boss Hogg:"Wait a minute! If she's your sister, that makes you my brother-in-law. I had no idea how low I'd really sunk."
  2. (Season 1 The Sound of Qucking) Skipper:"Why did wave him off?"..... Gilligan:"He forgot to put his feet down." Skipper:"Well, get him back in here!"
  3. (Season 5 The Great Insurance Fraud) Waylon Jennings:(after Lavinia's boyfriend Ward S. Davis sneaks up on Vance, and knocks him out.)"Well, at least Vance didn't have to drink her lemonade. Cuz you know a woman who looks like that can't cook."
  4. (Season 1 The Sound of Quacking) Gilligan:"Fly!" Skipper:"It's no use Gilligan! That duck's not going anywhere, but in a pot!"
  5. (Season 1 Angel on the Island) The Skipper:"Gilligan I Want You to Forget I'm Your Skipper." Gilligan:"It's Forgotten." The Skipper:"I Want You to Forget I'm Twice as Big Than You." Gilligan:"It's Forgotten." The Skipper:"What did You Really Think of My Acting?" Gilligan:"It's Forgotten." The Skipper:"What did Really Think of it?" The Parrot:"Terrible, Terrible, Terrible." Gilligan:"Don't Pay Any Attention to Him He's Only Hears What He's Been Taught. The Skipper:"And Who's Been Teaching Him?" The Parrot:"Gilligan, Gilligan., Gilligan." Gilligan:"Blabbermouth."
  6. (Season 1 New Neighbor Sam) Sam the Parrot:"Sam's a Pretty Parrot." Gilligan:"His Name Must be Sam." Skipper:"That's Good Thinking Gilligan."
  7. (Season 1 How to Be a Hero) Mr. Howell : Alright Show a Little Knee, Not You Skipper !, Mary Ann... Cheesecake!"
  8. (Season 1 Repo Men) Boss Hogg:"Ace look alive! Listen, I want you to repossess that Rolls!" Ace Parker:"But Boss. You don't know what yer askin'. Those guys are big, mean, an' Yankee talkin'." Boss Hogg:"Well, if you don't wanna repossess it, I'll send the Sheriff! I'll send Rosco!" Lulu Hogg:"J. D.! Don't you send my baby brother on a suicide mission! I had you make him Sheriff so he'd have a safe job!"
  9. Gilligan fans... I'm not sure why Gilligan's hat sold for more than the Skipper's at Heritage Auctions. I Hazzard a guess to be because the Alan one was a patch and the Midway Cap Co. hat from Rescue and Alf not the hand embroidered Lancaster from the original Gilligan's series. Had it been one of Alan's Lancaster hats, it'd have probably fetched far more than the $37, 500 that it went for.
  10. Just called Meteorites but yep stars him.
  11. The Heritage Auctions Skippers hat sold for $37,500, Gilligans hat sold for $42,500
  12. (Season 5 Coy Meets Girl) Waylon Jennings:"Let's see. They got Boss an' Rosco behind, the bad guys in front, an' with the runnin' road gang, well, don't look to bad."
  13. Skipper:"Gilligan? Little Buddy. You had a long straw, and you broke it in half, why? We were all on the up and up, we were all takin' the same chance." Gilligan:(salutes, points to Skipper.) Skipper:"I understand. I'm the Skipper. Right?" Gilligan:(points to his head, then makes like he's using a screw driver to fix something.) Skipper:"The Professor? Well, the Professor is important to us too." Gilligan:(gestures wearing a ring.) Skipper:"And Mr. Howell, I know, he's married. But what about you? You're important to us too! Look at all the important things that you do. I mean once in awhile, we get into trouble, and you get us into more trouble." Gilligan:(pointing to cave) Skipper:"Oh Gilligan. I know exactly what you're trying to do. But do you know why I'm out here?" Gilligan:(shakes his head no.) Skipper:"I'm out here so I can hold onto you Little Buddy, when that typhoon hits!"
  14. (Season 2 Officer Daisy Duke) Sheriff Grady Byrd:"My 6th sense tells me-" Boss Hogg:"Grady, in order to have a 6th sense, you've gotta have the other 5 and you've got no sense at all."
  15. (Season 7 Welcome, Waylon Jennings) Waylon Jennings:(on screen narration, after he's hijacked, sitting on the road tied up, after the crooks drive away in the truck.) "Wouldn't that just blow yer hat in the creek?"
  16. Jr. Justice:"WAIT, DADDY!!! WAIT FOR ME!!! DON’T LEAVE ME!!! WHO’S GONNA HOLD YOUR HAT!?!?!?"
  17. Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"I’M NOT GIVING UP!! I’M NOT GIVING UP!!"
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