Skipper Duke

(Season 1 One Armed Bandits) Bo Duke:"I swear, if women were birds, you'd prob'ly date a buzzard." Luke Duke:"And you'd date a crane: no meat!"

(Season 2 Beauty Is As Beauty Does) Professor:"You don't want that Gilligan!" Gilligan:"Huh? Yes I do!" Skipper:"He does too!"

Rambo(Sylvester Stallone)

Gilligan:(Under mine)"Hey I found the fitting!" Hits with wrench(clang clang clang)Professor:"Don't hammer, turn it!" Mr. Howell:"Use your head! Use your head!" Gilligan:"Use my head!?"(throws wrench away, tries to use head)

(Season 2 Mine Hero) Mr Howell:"Remind me to change the locks on the executives bathroom when we get home."

(Season 2 Mine Hero) Skipper:"Gilligan, get away from that mine! And that's an order!" Gilligan:"I can't! It won't let go of me!" Professor:"The metal they're wearing has them glued to it!" Skipper:"Mr. Howell, try forcing yourself loose. But gently, gently." Mr. Howell:"I can't!" Professor:"Gilligan's good luck charm is made out of solid steel. Mr. Howell's watch and identification bracelet are probably made out of steel too." Mr. Howell:"I beg your pardon! These are gifts from my board of directors! They couldn't be anything less than gold or platinum!" Professor:"I'm sorry Mr. Howell, but that watch and identification bracelet are just gold plated."

The Dukes of Hazzard fans... How many of you caught the mistake in the General Lee's paint job in Coy and Vance Season 5 episode Big Daddy? The scene where the roof says GENRERAL LEE instead of GENERAL LEE like it should.

GI Marathon on IFC Today Till 9:PM.

Dukes of Hazzard fans... I bring you sad news. Robert Morse(Dewey Hogg)from Season 6 How To Succeed In Hazzard has passed away.

Kissin' Cliff

Titanic First Officer William McMaster Murdoch

I am in line for a job of Ohio Gilligan Fan Club Promoter when it opens up. Illinois division Promoter will put in word for me.

(Season 3 Court Martial) Gilligan:"Goodbye, Skipper." Skipper:"Goodbye, Gilligan. Gilligan, you're coming with me!" Gilligan:"Oh yeah! I keep forgetting."

(Season 1 Two on a Raft) Skipper:"Ooop!" Gilligan:"Watch the rock Skipper!" Skipper:"Thanks a lot Gilligan!" Gilligan:"Are you alright?" Skipper:"I'm fine! Just fine! I gotta rest a second. Will you stop going so fast? From now on, we'll stick closer together ok? Did you see anything? Well!?" Gilligan:"Skipper, I'm being attacked!" Skipper:"Attacked!?" Gilligan:"By a woodpecker!"

Happy 63rd Andy Griffith Show Birthday to Clint Howard!!(Leon) Ron Howard(Opie Taylor's)real brother!

(Season 2 Smile, You're On Mars Camera) Another Gilligan blunder frustrates the Skipper while he and the Professor are searching for the lost Mars probe camera lens. Skipper:"Find where the feather rolled. Where the feather rolled! Where the lens rolled! Professor, one of these days, right there!"(makes a choking gesture)

(Season 3 Gilligan Goes Gung Ho) Gilligan:"I could be sheriff." Skipper:"Ridiculous!" Howell:"Preposterous!" Gilligan:"How about you,Professor?" Professor:"Idiodic." Gilligan:"Sorry I asked."

Professor Roy Hinkley. In the Gilligan episode Feed the Kitty, when Leo the Lion saw the castaways as animals, he saw the Professor as an owl.

Some shows did. Gilligan's Island is one. It was a go for a 4th season. But quietly cancelled at the end of the 3rd season because Bill Paley Pres. of CBS wife wanted more Gunsmoke.

(Season 3 Gilligan the Goddess) Skipper:"But what are we gonna call him? I mean, whoever heard of a goddess name Gilligan?" Gilligan:"Why don't you call her Gilianna? What am I saying!?" Mr. Howell:"Wonderful! Such feminine abs... Turn around, and move for us Gilianna."

(Season 2 V for Vitamins) Gilligan:"Nope. Nope. Nope." Skipper:"What is it now?" Gilligan:"It's still in the shade." Skipper:"Gilligan, that's not shade, it's your shadow!"

(Season 2 V for Vitamins) Gilligan:"I know how to stop all the arguing." Skipper:"And would you mind telling us how?" Gilligan:"Look." (Shriveled up orange on table)

Did y'all know Carrie Marie Underwood-Fisher is one of those religious girls?

We said goodbye to our beloved #GilligansIsland this day 55 years ago! 4/17/67. So grateful to our amazing fans for all the love over the decades.

Happy 67th Dukes of Hazzard Birthday to Byron Cherry(Coy Duke)4/17/55!