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ham. I do not like green eggs and ham I do not like them Sam I am.

toast

Joe:"Gus he had a gun." Gus:"Was it real?" Joe:"No. He was loadin' a water pistol. YEAH IT WAS REAL!"

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Hello fans... Which do you like best book or movie or both?

(Season 3 Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow) Mrs. Howell:"I'll have a nice hard bald egg... Uh, I mean boiled!" Gilligan:"They won't even notice huh!?"

(Season 2 Not Guilty) Skipper:"Survivors of the Minnow... Sought in the Blake murder case. They have shed no light on the crime-"(Paper catches on fire from the candle)Skipper:"You didn't find it in Mr. Howell's pocket, you found it in my pocket! Shhhh!" Gilligan:"Me shhhh!? You're the one doing all the shouting!"

Cousin Kait Tucker wow!

Cotton

Buford - "This is Sheriff Buford T Justice. I’m in pursuit of a black trans am. He’s all mine…so stay outta the way!" Branford - "This is Sheriff George Branford of Deason County Arkansas. We are apprised of the situation and are taking the appropriate measures. Did you say you are a Sheriff?" Buford - "That’s a big 10-4! This is Sheriff Buford T Justice of Texas!" Branford - "Texas?!? You know of course that you are out of your jurisdiction. I suggest you let my department handle the situation." Buford - "That’s very comforting. But I’m in high speed pursuit! Don’t you hear good?!?" Branford - "I hear perfectly. The fact that you are a Sheriff is not germane to the situation." Buford - "The Got D*** Germans got nothing to do with it!" Junior - "What did he say?" Buford - "Shut up! One sh** at a time!" Junior - "Alright."

Beware to any HazzardNet members who are also on Facebook The Facebook algorithms jail you for quoting this movie. Mostly for posting most of Buford T. Justice quotes.

On This Day In History: February 12, 1952 Simon MacCorkindale who played the imposter Gaylord Duke in the Duke Of Duke episode of our beloved TV series The Dukes Of Hazzard was born, S02 E13.

Any fans of this movie?

(Season 1 Birds Gotta Fly, Fish Gotta Talk) Ginger(When they had to talk into fish to find the swallowed transmitter.) "Hello Coastguard. This is Ginger Grant. I sing and dance and lots of things."

OMG Gilligan's Island fans... Wow I have just learned Tina Louise(Ginger Grant)was a smoker. I didn't know that.

We lost Waylon Jennings on this date 20 years ago. 2/13/02.

Cousin Hobie wow!

Did y'all know Tim McGraw wrote this song for his dad baseball player Tug McGraw of the Phillies, after receiving news that Tug had brain cancer and was dying.

I don't have any tracking number for the package from William Duff either. I will receive both his and Theresa's whenever it reaches me.

For y'all who may be wondering... No I do not have any tracking number for my new Deep Dark Navy/Midnight Blue Fun World brand Gilligan's Island Skipper's Hat. It was supposed to be sent out yesterday Sat 2/12/22. All I have to go by is what the dear old Broadhurst family friend my 2nd mom Theresa Clark says.

Trooper:"Did you see that? They went right thru our roadblock!" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:“You sumb**ches couldn’t close an umbrella!”

This was supposed to ship out today. Wish me luck to get the package by Tue or Wed.