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Skipper Duke

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  1. idiocy
  2. Still no delivery of the Fun World hat from Theresa.
  3. Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Don’t you ever ever raise your voice to me! Do you know who you’re talking to?!? I happen to be Buford T Justice! A distinguished officer of over 30 years seniority! One of the most highly respected law enforcement agents in the United States of America! That vehicle happens to be evidence! Valuable evidence that’s gonna convict a maniac! That I’ve been trying to apprehend and that I have been in high speed pursuit of for 700 miles! He is wanted for the Mann act, kidnapping and the attempted murder of over 20 brother officers!"
  4. A word Gilligan once said Prolazy
  5. Snowman:“Well the more wheels you got, the better I like it. I am the brother of a truck drivin’ mother. Boogity, boogity, boogity,boogity.”
  6. Doctor:"The lady is gonna have a baby! She cannot be moved for 24 hrs.!"
  7. Being decisive
  8. being smart
  9. being arrogant
  10. Being Ignorant
  11. Someone on Facebook criticized me. He said "Until you have a shirt that blue of the show stop buying hats." Nothing wrong with mine. They're as blue I'm gonna get. He's just jealous?
  12. Someone on Facebook criticized me. He said "Until you have a shirt that blue of the show stop buying hats." Nothing wrong with mine. They're as blue I'm gonna get. He's just jealous?
  13. Being Naughty
  14. Zac Galligan
  15. (Season 7 Happy Birthday, General Lee) Bo Duke:"Oh great! The dang bridge is washed out!" Rick:"We got 'em now!" Luke Duke:"Why ain't you slowin' down!? We're gonna crash!" Bo Duke:"Well, wish me luck!" Luke Duke:"Bo!" Waylon Jennings:"Y'all are lookin' at a historic moment in Hazzard County. The first jump ever made by General Lee."
  16. Skipper:"Oh that Gilligan! He never does anything right!" Mary Ann:"What's he done now?" Skipper:"Look at the way he washed this plate." Mary Ann:"Well, it looks clean to me." Skipper:"What's that spot in the middle of it?" Mary Ann:"THAT is your breakfast!"
  17. I have showed a friend shots of Alan Hale's Skipper hat buttons when they are gold n he still insists "No. Only black." I even told him this too. I got it straight from a former Lancaster former employee Patty. "We used mixed buttons for Hale's hats for that show. We used black, gold, brass and bronze too. Not always black." Right from the horse's mouth and he still don't believe it.
  18. (Season 1 Ellie Comes to Town) Emma Watson:"Sheriff, I'd like to report a murder!" Sheriff Andy Taylor:"Murder!? Who?" Emma Watson:"Me! And I'll tell you who did it too, that lady druggist that's who! Now, do yer duty! Go arrest her." Sheriff Andy Taylor:"Well, Emma, you see, there's just a little bitty technicality involved here. You ain't quite dead yet."
  19. Snowman:"We got a problem. Then Smokey’s got the CBS in the car now." Bandit:"I know that. Haven’t worked that out yet." Bandit:"How bout this. If I say go to channel 21. Forget it go to 19 If I say go to channel 6. Forget it go to 3 If I say go to channel 2. Go to channel 1." Snowman:"How ever. If we stay on the odd channels. Switch everytime. Start in the basement. That’s work too." Bandit:"Let’s haul @$$!"
  20. I'm out of reactions so here's your haha.
  21. Sheriff Buford T. Justice:(To counter lady):"Lemme have a Diablo Sandwich a Dr. Pepper an' make it fast! I'm in a GD hurry!" (Runs to door. Asks son Jr.)"You want somethin'!?" Jr. Justice:"Some Hush Puppies daddy!" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"We ain't got no time fer that crap! Dumb sumb****!"
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