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Skipper Duke

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  1. (Rescue From Gilligan's Island) Gilligan:"My lips are sealed!" Ginger:"Sealing your lips is a child's game!" Gilligan:"That's what Mr. Howell said too." Ginger:"Unsealing them is a woman's game." Gilligan:"I like your game a lot better than Mr. Howell's!"
  2. Tom does in Season 4 Trouble at Cooter's.
  3. (Season 3 Splashdown) Skipper:"All right Gilligan what was so important that you kept interrupting for?" Gilligan:"The capsule's floated off." Skipper:"Well, you nincompoop. Why didn't you tell us sooner? We could've all been on the capsule!"(Just then, the capsule explodes. *Kaboom*)
  4. Gilligan's Island fans... Confirmed... Society Brand Hat Co. St. Louis Missouri who made a Skipper hat has closed its doors for good after operating 100 years.
  5. He tells Bo "Oh Lord! Not the way you drive!"
  6. Those are 2 the demolition derby ones about the waitress and the crew guys are Season 2 Hazzard Connection and the others are Season 3 Along Came a Duke.
  7. 2nd one is from Season 2 Days of Shine and Roses.
  8. Actually that's Season 4 Nothin' But the Truth.
  9. Actually that's The Return of Hughie Hogg.
  10. Actually that's in Deputy Dukes.
  11. He did if video games count. In one of the missions in PlayStation 2 and Xbox Return of the General Lee. Here is the exchange. Luke:"Punch it cousin!" Bo:"Faster than a bee stung stallion cousin." Luke:"You already used that one Bo." Bo:"How 'bout faster than a turpentine cat?" Luke:"That one too!" Bo:"How 'bout faster than a bald tired semi on a mile wet asphalt?"
  12. OSAGE County
  13. Dukes of Hazzard fans... I bring y'all sad news. Guest star L. Q. Jones(Warren the hitman)from Season 2 Witness for the Persecution and Season 4 The Sound of Music, Hazzard-Style(record pirate Morton)has passed away at 94 years old.
  14. Dukes of Hazzard fans... I bring y'all sad news. Guest star L. Q. Jones(hitman Warren)from Season 2 Witness for the Persecution and (record pirate Morton)Season 4 The Sound of Music, Hazzard-Style has passed away at 94 years old.
  15. (Season 4 Hughie Hogg Strikes Again) Boss Hogg:"And Rosco, what's more, I'm tellin' you. If you wanna keep on bein' Sheriff around here, you'll slap a parking ticket on every car in this town. Whether it's parked or no!" Rosco:"Well Boss, what good is that gonna do? There's nobody here in town. They're up there at the drive-in at that swap meet." Boss Hogg:"Well, there's gotta be a few folks around here who ain't got no money to go to no swap meet!" Rosco(Mocking Boss in a Boss imitation):"Well then how are they gonna pay for a parking ticket?!" Boss Hogg:"They can pay with IOUs. I'll take anything." Rosco:"That's what I love about you Boss. You're all wallet." Boss Hogg:"Yeah!"
  16. The Ghost Busters(1975)Series fans... I bring you sad news. Larry Storch(Spencer) has passed away.
  17. Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)Series fans... I bring you sad news. Larry Storch(Jackson Farrell) passed away.
  18. Willie and the other Tanners
  19. UFO
  20. planets
  21. Sun

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