Skipper Duke

Ship Ahoax Happy Anniversary Air Date: February 24, 1966 Did You Know? The radio announcer for this episode was the great John Facenda who introduced himself as "John Facenda, WCAU".

Jr. Justice:"Daddy there’s a fish that looks exactly like our fish!" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"That IS our fish, you m***e t**t. GRAB IT!!!" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Looks like your mama. Smells like her too." Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Very nice, Junior. That was very nice. You know, when this is all over, I’m gonna buy you a nice lobotomy." Jr. Justice:"Oh, thank you daddy!!"

Jr. Justice:"“Who’s in there daddy?” Sheriff Buford T. Justice:“I don’t know but it ain’t Jacques Cousteau.”

(Season 1 Daisy's Song) Luke Duke:"When you record a song, yer supposed to get royalties." Bo Duke:"Well, uh, where is this publishing company anyway?"

(Season 4 Hughie Hogg Strikes Again)Rosco & Cletus sirens. Bo Duke:"What the heck is that?" Luke Duke:"I don't know!"

(Season 3 Carnival of Thrills) Luke Duke:"Well cousin, I gotta say I'm glad I'm here." Bo Duke:"I'm glad yer here, too."

Gilligan's Island fans... Fun World also makes Gilligan. They may make all 7 castaway costumes.

Gilligan's Island fans... Ginger https://www.ebay.com/itm/Movie-Star-Gilligans-Island-Halloween-Costume-Wig-New-Ginger-/403454174904?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l6249&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0

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(Season 2 Castaway Pictures Presents) Professor:"We did experience some technical difficulties." Gilligan:"He means me." Mr. Howell:"What's that horrible thing?" Gilligan:"Ginger's mouth!" Ginger:"Oh!" Mr. Howell:"I asked for a love scene, not an anatomy lesson!"

Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Give it a fast shake, I’m in a high speed pursuit. Get in the car junior. Every bodys watching."

Snowman:"Come on Fred. Come on, boy. Fred..... Fred! Don’t you make me come after you! I'm in hurry and you wanna go for a swim. You’re driving me crazy, Fred. You’re driving me crazy." Bandit:"By the time you get that d*** dog in the truck, you can put the hammer down. 'Cause by then, that Smokey will have gone right by you." Snowman:"How'd he know that?"

(Season 2 Operation Steam Heat) Mr. Howell:"He may be a seething Volcano but I'm going to erupt!!"

Larry The Cable Guy

Bandit:"You must be in a h*** of a hurry, huh Sheriff?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"You bet your a$$ on that boy!" Bandit:"Who you chasin'? Somebody chasin' you?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"NOBODIES chasin' me boy! I’ve been chasing a g**d*** maniac all the way from Texarkana Texas to here!" Bandit:"Really? What is he a bank robber?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Bank robber? Bank Robbin is baby s*** along side of what this dude is doin', almost killed 20 law officers, drivin' through people's backyards, knockin done mailboxes, got a broad in the car, crossin state line, that’s a man act, I don’t think he has her permission, and that’s kidnappin, how’s that for high jinx?" “burps” "what do I owe?"

Jr. Justice:"But daddy my zipper's stuck...." Sheriff Buford T. Justice: Let me tell you somethin' Jr. If you ever embarrass me like that again, I'm gonna get an axe, an' you'll never have to open your fly again!"

Cousin Roger yep!

Which one y'all like the best? A: The TV Series version? or B: Waylon Jennings Studio version? or C: Both?

(Season 3 Gilligan the Goddess) King Kiliwani:"Bahula humba bahula humba!" Guard:"Bahula humba what!?" King Kiliwani:"Goddess vanish before very eyes! Nothing left but hair and dress!" Guard:"I told you "God's angry. No make pass at goddess!" King Kiliwani:"Bad magic here! Leave this island! We go now!"

Big Enos:"Bandit! Me and my son are here!" Bandit:"Ah ha ha ha!" Oh I love your suits boys but it must be a b**** tryin' to find a 68 extra fat and a 12 dwarf."

Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Would you look around in that junk and see if my son's in there?" Jr. Justice:"Here I am daddy." Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Will you stop playin with your coconuts and get in the car."

Skipper:"In the first place, who's gonna ask a lot of STUPID questions like THAT!?" Mr. Howell:"Mrs. Howell!"

(Season 3 Pass the Vegetables, Please) Mary Ann:"I never saw anything like this back on our farm. Except under a cow!"

(Season 2 Ship Ahoax) Gilligan:"Blanket blanket on the shelf, come to Gilligan by itself !! Goodnight Skipper!" Skipper:(Broken up in surprise)"Goodnight Gilligan."

(Season 2 Castaway Pictures Presents) Skipper:"Gilligan that's not fat just big bones !!" Gilligan:"Ya with big meat on it !!" Gilligan:"I bet I could fit that suit!" Skipper:"I don't think we have any choice!" Professor:"Alright Skipper. Take it off, and we'll put it onto Gilligan."