Everything posted by Skipper Duke
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Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
(Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978)Everyone is in the hutsboat, and has heard Gilligan calling their names. Skipper:"Little Buddy Gilligan! He's out there everybody, and he's ok! He's hanging onto a palm tree, attached to us by a rope!" Professor:"Gilligan!"(To Skipper)"Let's enlarge the hole, and pull him in!" Skipper:"Well, stand back Professor! If my head made this little hole, I know how to make a great big one!" Skipper & Professor:"Ha ha ha!"
- Favorite Dukes of Hazzard Quotes
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Favorite Dukes of Hazzard Quotes
(Season 3 The Great Hazzard Hijack) In the Boars Nest. Roy Orbison has just finished singing "Oh Pretty Woman". Bo Duke offers him a beer. Roy Orbison: Graciously declines "Thanks. But I really must get out of Hazzard as soon as I can." Boss Hogg threatens to tack on more charges. Roy Orbison:"Well, it looks like we're gonna have time for that beer after all." Bo Duke:"Uh not quite. Least ways, not until you finish the next song."
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A-Z Game
SKUNK Hollow
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Word Association
The Mean Green Machine
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Check This General Out if you dare.
Yeah. My dad owned one and even he picked on them.
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Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
Some fans knock all of my Skipper hats saying "Not real. Because you didn't buy the expensive ones." They just jealous I think. Cuz I have hats and they don't." Mine are real. So what lower cost. Same quality as the insanely priced to me. Why pay $249 $350 etc etc when I was able to get for under $100? That's why expensive ones are going belly up. People are going to the cheaper ones.
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Word Association
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Check This General Out if you dare.
Cousin Roger Duke... Yes please be careful! Don't have a crash like my brother did. Even though it was the car driver's fault for running the stop sign. My brother had to either hit the car's bumper, or try to go around and miss him. My brother jumped the curb to avoid that car. My brother is not a careless driver. He is always extra cautious out there. I hope you are extra cautious too. Bikes are danger/death machines. No protection around you like in a four wheeled vehicle.
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Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
(The Castaways On Gilligan's Island 1979) The Professor has landed the MINNOW III plane so they can look for Gilligan. They have all got out of the plane. There is a horrendous noise. The Professor runs to the front of the MINNOW III plane to investigate. The engine drops off. Skipper:"If we hadn't come back to look for my Little Buddy, we would've all been killed!" Professor:"You're right Skipper. The way that engine was vibrating, it would've fallen off in midair. No doubt about it, coming back to look for Gilligan undoubtedly saved our lives."
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Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
(The Harlem Globetrotters On Gilligan's Island 1981)Gilligan & Skipper are in their hut in their hammocks. Gilligan is reading a comic book via a strange glowing rock he found in a cave. Skipper:"Gilligan, turn out the light and go to sleep! We gotta get up early tomorrow." Gilligan:"It's not a light Skipper, it's a funny rock I found in the cave." Skipper:"Well then, turn out the funny rock and go to sleep!"
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Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
(The Castaways On Gilligan's Island 1979) Skipper:"I hope he remembers he's got a parachute on! He's still falling! He did it! He did it! He opened his shut!" Ginger:"I just love happy endings!" Professor:"Skipper?" Skipper:"Coming Professor!" Professor:"Skipper, did I just see a parachute?" Skipper:"It was Gilligan. He fell out." Professor:"Oh no! Until you told me that, I had good news. With all the weight you jettisoned the one engine has enough power to get us to civilization." Skipper:"But we gotta go back to try and find him. We don't know if he's down in the water or if he made it back to the island. We gotta go back!" Professor:"You're right of course. But I must tell all of you, this ends our chance of rescue. With only one engine we'll never be able to take off again." Skipper:"Set her down Professor. We gotta go back for my Little Buddy."
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Check This General Out if you dare.
Fix Or Repair Daily Backward: Driver Retuns On Foot
- Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
- Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
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General Lee
Cousin HossC... Her car could use the Bandit scheme.
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General Lee
Hate to burst bubbles... But it looks like a 2005 movie remake version car.
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New Dukes of Hazzard Movie
Cousin Roger Duke... Boss is Wayne Powers on Racing For Home PC and PlayStation and Daisy Dukes It Out PlayStation and Uncle Jesse is Jeffrey Pilars on both games PC and PlayStation. PlayStation 2 and Xbox Return of the General Lee Boss is Joe Alaskey and Uncle Jesse is Dave Richards.
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Rest In Peace Olivia Newton John
Singer-actress Olivia Newton John has passed away at 74 years old.
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Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
(Alf scene) Alf:"You love it here on Gilligan's Isle don't you?" Skipper:"Are you kidding!? Why, we'd be out of here in a minute, if smarty pants over there could figure out a way to get us off this rock!" Professor:"Hey don't blame me! Every time I devise a plan, it always gets ruined by that hiba tootinest side kick of yours who's addlepated!" Skipper:"You can't call my Little Buddy addlepated!" Gilligan:"Stop calling me Little Buddy! I'm in my 40s for crying out loud!"
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Word Association
Dukes night at 8 PM on CBS '79-'85
- The Andy Griffith Show(1960-1968)
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RIP Roger E. Mosley
R. I. P. Prayers for his family and friends in their time of grievance.
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A-Z Game
Cooter's Uncle EARL the undertaker
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New Dukes of Hazzard Movie
The real Boss and Jesse ain't in the video games either. Those have sub actors voices.