Skipper Duke

(Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978) Skipper:"What seems to be the problem Professor?" Professor:"Well, it's not fitting for some reason." Gilligan:"I bet I can get it. Skipper, gimme a boost! Whoa! I think you got me a little to high Skipper!" Skipper:"Gilligan, come down from there this minute!" The look on Professor's face and head shake with it in this scene after they crash thru the hut wall is one to say"Here we go again just like old times!"

(Season 2 V for Vitamins) Skipper/Giant:"Well now, my pretty, what's going on in here!?" Mary Ann/Maid:"Not a thing mean and cruel master. It's been very quiet." Skipper:"Well, I smell something, and it's not oranges. Fee fi fo fum!" Mary Ann/Maid:"I don't smell any fee fi fo or fum." Skipper/Giant:"Well, I do, and it's coming from over there!" Skipper/Giant(seeing Gilligan/Jack hiding behind the crates of oranges.):"Ah ha! There you are! Come out from behind there!"

Gilligan's Island Fun Fact: Dawn Wells(Mary Ann Summers) admitted it in an interview that her and Russell Johnson(Professor Roy Hinkley) had hots for each other. But never acted on it cuz both were happily married.

December 30, 2021 marked the 1 year anniversary of the passing of Dawn Wells(Mary Ann Summers)

(Season 1 Goodbye, Old Paint) Skipper:"Dubov, you better be here when I get back!" Dubov:"Don't worry Dubov gonna be here when you don't come back!" Skipper:(hitting head bamboo hut doorway beam)"Doop!" Dubov:"Watch your head rolie polly!"

(Season 1 Goodbye, Old Paint) Dubov:"Dubov Don't Like People Dubov Don't Like Dubov, A Plan ?. Dubov Got a Plan Too Phooey On People !."

(Season 1 Goodbye, Old Paint) Skipper:"Hello... And Goodbye ..." Dubov:"You Sure know How to be Friends..." Skipper:"If You Want to be Friends ?, That's Fine by Me just Don't Order Me Around !."

(Season 2 Gilligan's Living Doll) Skipper:"Oh for Goodness Sake that's just What We Needed a Tin Refugee From The Wizard of Oz..."

(Season 3 Bang, Bang, Bang) Mr. Howell:"A Howell Never Runs in The Face of Danger, He Walks Very Fast..."

(Season 2 The Friendly Physician) Dr. Boris Balinkoff:"And I Can Understand Your Confusion, Positively Staggering ?!?." Mrs. Howell:"Do you hear that Thurston? He understands my confusion!"

(Season 2 The Friendly Physician) Dr. Boris Balinkoff:"I See You've Met Igor !" Gilligan:"We Kind of Bumped into Each Other." Dr. Boris Balinkoff:"I Admit He's a Little Awkward, But He's Gentle as a Little Baby..." Gilligan:"A Baby What ??..."

(Season 3 Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow) Mary Ann:"Do you know why?" Gilligan:"Because I remind you of your father?" Mary Ann:"No silly. Because you're young and alive, like me!"

(Season 1 Home Sweet Hut) Gilligan:"Oops. That. Was. A. Close. One. Somebody. Could've. Stepped. Right. Into. The. Barrel." Skipper:"Thanks to you Gilligan, somebody already has!"

(Season 2 People's Choice) The Dukes jump the General Lee with Thelma Claire Rogers T. C. in backseat. Waylon Jennings:"I thought dip meant down."

(Season 6 Play It Again, Luke) Bo Duke:"What do you call Rosco P. Coltrane in a tree full of monkeys?" Luke & Daisy Duke:"Branch manager."

(Season 1 Swamp Molly) Cousin Alice:"Hey Bo! Wanna wrestle!?" Luke Duke:"She gets right down to it, don't she?" Cousin Alice:"I meant before I go. See, I got me this new book on wrasslin' holds, an' ain't nobody to practice on, except a bear." Swamp Molly:"Now, you behave Alice!"

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(Season 3 Enos Strate to the Top) Uncle Jesse Duke:"That fella must've won his license in a turkey shoot!" Daisy Duke:"No way, Uncle Jesse! He knew exactly what he was doin'!"

Dusty's Trail scene. Dusty:"Mr. Callahan, look what I caught." Mr. Callahan:"Looks more like he caught you." Dusty:"She's really a beauty, isn't she? A genuine Appalachian." Mr. Callahan:"It's not Appalachian, it's Appaloosa, and it's not a she, it's a he." Dusty:"I don't care if it's a boy Appaloosa or a girl Appalachian, it's a beauty." Mr. Callahan:"He sure is." Dusty:"Can I keep him?" Mr. Callahan:" It looks like a wild horse. There's no shoes. Uh. Heh. I don't see any sign of a brand. Dusty:"Yeah?" Mr. Callahan:" Looks like you found yourself a horse Dusty." Dusty:"Really!? He's my own horse, and I can keep him!? My own horse!" Mr. Callahan:"Yeah. Don't don't fight. I'll see if I can get you out of this. You get in some of the wildest-" Dusty:"It won't let go." Mr. Callahan:"Let go of this one." Dusty:"Huh?" Mr. Callahan:"Let go. Let go!"

(Season 2 Erica Tiffany Smith to the Rescue) Skipper:"I'll be the best Skipper she ever had! I'd do anything for that woman!" Gilligan:"I'm glad to hear you say that." Skipper:"Why?" Gilligan:"Because your first duty as Captain will be to marry them!" Skipper:"Gilligan, did you have to bring that up!? Did you have to huh!? Marry them!"

(Season 2 Erica Tiffany Smith to the Rescue) Skipper:"Gilligan! This is the world famous, the world famous Erica Tiffany Smith!" Gilligan:"Wow! 3 names! Your parents must've ordered a big family!"

(More Season 4 Pin the Tail on the Dukes) Waylon Jennings:"The next morning, the boys were on their way to town to pick up some barb wire. At the same time, Rosco was waitin' to break in his new radar gun. A hair dryer, on his first unsuspecting motorist. Y'all wanna take bets on who that'll be?"

(Continued after Rosco drives off) Luke:"Bo. We must live right or somethin'." Bo:"It's a charmed life, I'm tellin' ya." Luke:"You got it! Hey here comes Cooter! Think we can wrangle a ride home?" Bo:"Only if we feed him. What do you wanna bet?" Luke:"Winner does the dishes!" Bo:"You're on!" Luke:"Ok!" Both boys:(flagging him down in the tow truck)"Cooter!" Cooter:"Don't y'all know it ain't safe to be a pedestrian in this town!?" Luke:"Hey, can we wrangle a ride home?" Cooter:"Who's cookin' supper?" Bo:"I told you. Only if we get to feed him." Luke:"Alright. You do the dishes. Get in here, come on!" Bo:"What do you mean I do the dishes! Like I said!"