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Skipper Duke

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  1. (Season 2 Not Guilty) Professor:"Ah gentlemen you're just in time!" Skipper:"We are!?" Professor:"Yes." Skipper:"Is that what I think it is?" Professor:"A guillotine? Yes. And believe me, it's gonna eliminate a lot of man power!" Gilligan:"I believe you!" Professor:"Watch how easy it's gonna be to chop coconuts! And it never misses!" Skipper:"We'll see you later Professor! I think my Little Buddy here kind of developed got a sore throat!" Professor:"Oh I could take care of that!" Gilligan:"Never mind!"
  2. (Season 3 The Kidnapper) Mrs. Howell:“Why that nasty little copycat!”
  3. Skipper:"What are you doing!?" Gilligan:"Tryin' to keep from getting killed while I'm still alive!" Skipper:"Will you take it easy!?" Gilligan:"Don't forget Skipper! Before we were shipwrecked, we didn't know any of these people!"
  4. Skipper:"Well, who's the winner?"(realizing it's Gilligan after the votes are tallied up) "Gilligan!?" Gilligan:"President Gilligan!"
  5. Coming soon to my Gilligan's Island/Skipper's hat collection! The wait is killer murderous torture lol.
  6. Although Surviving Gilligan's Island did not show us Russell's, Tina's, Jim's or Natalie's reactions to the series cancellation, it did show us Bob's, Dawn's and Alan's which the 3 seemed to be most upset.
  7. (Season 4 Diamonds in the Rough) Lenny:"Are you goin' bananas!? We didn't come up here to kill nobody!" Frank:"Well, that drop's due any minute now! You want them yokels to see it!?" Lenny:"It ain't here yet! Maybe they'll move off by then!"
  8. On Dusty's Trail, the reason they are lost on the Oregon Trail is because of trying to find a town & dentist to treat Dusty's toothache.
  9. (Season 1 Home Sweet Hut) Mr. Howell:"You can have the bed room to yourself! I'll sleep out here tonight!" Mrs. Howell:"You can sleep out there tomorrow night too!" Skipper:"What was that Gilligan!?" Mr. Howell:"I wonder if I might trouble you for my pillow!?" Mrs. Howell:"No trouble at all! Here's your pillow, here's your blanket! And here's your Teddy Bear!" Skipper:"Teddy Bear!?" Gilligan:"Air! Get up, please!"
  10. (Season 2 Agonized Labor) Gilligan:"All you have you do, Mr. Howell, is get a job and go to work!" Mr. Howell:"Work?" Mrs. Howell:"Where are you going, dear?" Mr. Howell:"Back to the cliff. Goodbye."
  11. Dusty's Trail scene. Episode where the treasure was a Kansas town and the map treasure map showed how to get there. Daphne was tired from searching for the map. Daphne Brookhaven:"Carter, I'm exhausted!" Carter Brookhaven: "Just keep saying to yourself dear "Money money money! It gives you strength!"
  12. (Season 1 Swamp Molly) Bo Duke:"You know I still I got them bruises she gave me last time she was over here!" Luke Duke:"Well, you gotta keep yer feet movin'. That way, she might not be able to get a hold of ya."
  13. He told me "You should take your Skipper fandom to the stage!"
  14. I am friends with Mr. Howell from the Gilligan's Island Musical. Here he is: https://www.facebook.com/thurston.iii.5
  15. (Surviving Gilligan's Island Documentary 2001 scene) Eric Allan Kramer as Alan Hale Jr.(Skipper) and the actor who played Jim Backus(Mr. Howell) are hitting golf balls around. The actor playing Jim(Mr. Howell) does Mr. Magoo voice. Eric(Alan Hale Jr./Skipper) "All your years of playing Magoo have gotten to you Backus."
  16. (Season 3 The Kidnapper) Skipper:"Ginger the important thing is that you're back!" Mr. Howell:"And these infernal kidnappings are over!" Ginger:"Oh. But they're not over! He said he was gonna come back and kidnap everybody else too, then start over again!" Gilligan:"Boy, you could make a fortune, just selling him rope!"
  17. (Season 4 Miss Tisdale on the Lam) Rosco:"What a bad time for those Duke boys to show up, right?" Boss Hogg:"Wrong!" Rosco:"Wrong?" Boss Hogg:"Yeah! This couldn't be better if I'd wished it from the tooth fairy!" Rosco:"Why would you wish that from the tooth fairy?"
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