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Skipper Duke

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  1. (Season 2 episode Erica Tiffany Smith to the Rescue) Skipper:"And that's how we ended up marooned on the island." Erica Tiffany Smith:"What a terrible story." Skipper:"Well, but you see, it ends happily. Because the 7 of us have managed to survive." Erica Tiffany Smith:"All man?" Skipper:"Well, no. There are 3 women." Erica Tiffany Smith:"I thought you said it ended happily."
  2. (Boss Hogg to his partner in crime Mr. Jenkins in a scene of the Season 5 episode Big Daddy, upon seeing Daddy Hogg approaching them, and not wanting Daddy Hogg to over hear.) Boss:"Well, well, well, Mr. Jenkins! How are you?"(Quietly so Daddy Hogg won't hear.)"I'll give you yer money later, now get the heck outta here!"
  3. MEADOW- "I went all over that meadow with my metal detector, and the only thing I found was 60 cents and a metal muffin!"(Rosco in Diamonds in the Rough)
  4. KISSIN' Cliff
  5. Hogg's ICE House
  6. Went out to Mother's Day dinner today with mom, my brother, and some of our mom's friends. Wore my white Broner hat Co. Skipper hat. The Golden Corral steak guy recognized it. The steak chef recognized the hat immediately He was at his buffet station cooking the steaks, and I got in his line to get one. He said "Gilligan Skipper the steaks are not ready yet." Then he did it again when I went back and it was ready. "Gilligan Skipper which steak you want?" Then I picked it out the well done style. See even if it's not black and even if it has the square patch not hand embroidered it's still recognizable. Him in his chef uniform I kept expecting "Would you like a taste Moncapitan?" His uniform even if it was all black with no white made me think of that line from Mr. Howell I wore white cuz it's light and the only 1 trust to sunlight. I'm afraid to wear the black ones outside. And I know the sun ruins navy blue ones. Outside I wear the one that I know the sun cannot hurt it.
  7. Snowballs
  8. Frosty
  9. VANCE Duke
  10. rain
  11. THUNDERATION (Uncle Jesse wants to know "Why in thunderation are my boys in jail J. D.!?")
  12. Actor L. Q. Jones(played hitman Warren in Witness for the Persecution, and record pirate Morton in Sound of Music, Hazzard-Style.)
  13. Did you know that in Titanic 1997, take out all the modern day stuff with old Rose telling the story, and all the 1912 stuff is the real life 2 hrs 40 mins sinking timeline? Director James Cameron must have worked that out on purpose. ;) The Lemon Tea scene with Captain Smith represents visibility. The Lemon in the Tea cup under the Tea is like the iceberg under the Ocean. Every scene James Cameron made has a purpose.
  14. (Season 4 Dear Diary) The boys are in jail. The cell is locked. Rosco is about to unlock it to put the boys in. Rosco(Unlocking cell door. Gives Bo his gun.)"Here! Hold this." Bo:"Rosco, I can't hold a gun! I'm on probation."(Throws it inside the cell.) Luke:"Let's go!"(The boys make their getaway.) Rosco:"Don't throw that gun in there! Freeze!" Boss Hogg:"Cletus stop 'em!" Cletus:"I don't have my gun either." Boss Hogg:"Nobody's got a gun around here!"
  15. Boars NEST
  16. Stars
  17. HAZZARD Pond/Carwash
  18. Jackson FOREST(Location in Double Dukes)
  19. (Season 2 Agonized Labor) (Mr. Howell is serving up Seaweed Soup.) Skipper:"Would you mind putting some in the bowl Mr. Howell?" Mr. Howell:"Would you like a taste The Moncapitan?"(Gives Skipper a taste from the ladle.) Skipper(Spits it out.):"What is it!?" Mr. Howell:"It's a unique combination of a magnificent cuisine from ze master chef!" Skipper:"Oh never mind all that static Mr. Howell, what is it!?" Mr. Howell:"Seaweed Soup!" Skipper(Silently):"Seaweed Soup!?" Mr. Howell(To Mrs. Howell):"Take the Soup De Jour darling."(Mrs. Howell takes it away.) Skipper:"Take it as far as you can Mrs. Howell!"
  20. DUKES of Hazzard is the greatest show ever
  21. scout
  22. This past Mon or Tues I think.
  23. Heart attack and his body shut down.
  24. Hello my fellow Dukes of Hazzard fans... I bring y'all sad news. Aneesh A. Sehgal President of The Official Dukes Of Hazzard Fan Club has passed away.
  25. YANCY Peckinpaugh(Uncle Jesse undercover in the Route 7-11 gambling truck)

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