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Hobie Hartkins

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  1. Actually I'm 5' 6", 200 lbs. and a long white beard....kinda Uncle Jesseish.....just a lot longer than his is.
  2. Not even The Duke of a Duke?? LOL!
  3. Sounds like someone needs some more Testosterone in their blood!
  4. MOSS in the trees of hazzard swamp!!
  5. You've got a good eye for stuff MonacoMan!
  6. I hope it gets better for you Bud!! I gotta get to the hospital tomorrow ....they just called to tell me when my surgery is going to be....I KNEW IT!!!! !!!! 6:30 AM!!! And they're in the next county over!! ( Putnam!!) GRRR!!! It's called a Herniotomy...you got it! Hobie is now Hobie Hernia!! ( Hernia Hartkins???? )
  7. Crocodile Dundee!!
  8. I would like to see The General Lee pull up in front of KINSINGTON palace*.....a new episode idea...... * Ask Hoss! LOL!
  9. subdivisions Actually, he developed many things and I think he and Leonardo Da Vinci were the the 2 smartest people/greatest minds ever! ( As far as dying a virgin, as an adult.....there's no excuse! LOL!)
  10. Sir Issac Newton......He invented Calculus! Complex!
  11. NASCAR'S sounding more and more like a soap opera!! ( kind of like professional wrestling! LOL! )
  12. Now why did SHE refuse to go in??? Hmmmm..... Happy Birthday by the way Hot Shot!!
  13. I hope it gets better for you bud! A citizen of Hazzard County shouldn't have to deal with all of that!
  14. This one took me a second...lol...I'm not the quickest draw in the West!! GEORGIA ( where hazzard was supposedly at.......it's really Hazzard Ky.)
  15. I hate math too! It was my worst subject! Calculus ( I'll see if anybody figures out what I'm thinking, should be the next word....lol!)
  16. people watch the Dukes and think farm life is EASY but I know better. I've raised animals, cut wood, bailed hay etc. IT'S NOT!
  17. ohhh...Shame shame...!! Everybody knows your name!! ( you remember that one y'all?) boring
  18. How's this?....." HOW many times have I told you, nobody goes into that office ( Rosco's office) , except Boss, the dog or me, when I'm not here? .....I always thought this was funny!
  19. CLETUS only got his job because boss hogg is his cousin!
  20. I don't remember her when she was on the show, having that gap in her teeth.....terrible!
  21. paradise! ( Two tickets to paradise-Eddie Money.. in case you guys didn't know)
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