Hobie Hartkins

Hey, where's Roger been....haven't seen him in a while. Not sure when I saw Hoss last time either....???

* Where's Roger been by the way? You think somebody should check on him? You think we ought to call him?

* I was making a play on words.....I figured Roger's old enough to remember... Harmon Hammer is a play on " Arm And Hammer " ....the baking soda, named after the Jewish Billionaire founder Armand Hammer ( get it? arm AND hammer....armand hammer?) Harmon...arm and.....

One good performer they had on Boss's Spped Trap Scam, was hoYt axton! * I'm a cop in little bitty town and I don't get much pay .......

Hammer........Harmon Hammer!

Boss eats so much, that eXplains why he's so fat!

snake

Daisy is VERY pretty!

Drink

L B and B B Davenport * I saw Peggy Rhea on Bewitched , S 2 E 22, 1966.....never knew she was on there!

good O L' boys

Thia is ONE line I don't remember!! ( Maybe it's because its on tone of my least favorites)

Coy vs Vance and the one with the Commie girl are all on my least favorite list!

JUDE

What does the word " COP " stand for? They will tell you it stands for , " Constable On Patrol " ....no, no, no......what it REALLY stands for, is....." Constipated On Pastries" !!

Tummy

you got THAT right!

simpleton

EVERY day in Hazzard was a good day!

The story line on how/why Coy and Vance came to Hazzard was weak!

There are a few people on here that don't drink but a few that do, so I thought I'd put this in The Swamp. What kinds of beer do you guys like or drink? I usually drink a poor man's beer Milwaukee's Best Ice but my fav. is Heineken! ( Drink Heineken....you'll feel fine again!) I've become more attracted to Ice Beer here lately. There IS hard liquor, like Moonshine but I usually don't drink Moon or anything else hard. If you drink the easy to drink stuff either fast enough or enough in quantity, you get the Buzz you're after! So, what do other Hazzzardites drink when it comes to alcohol?

well hey bud, we're your friends....you just up and left us! Nobody knew where you went! Welcome back, by the way!

Moonshine has 3 XXX's on each jug!

tactic

The cars on the show were al SPEEDY!