Hobie Hartkins

Hey, this is off the subject but I got inspiration for the name of a Heavy Metal band, from the episode I'm watching right now! How does this grab you?......Live in concert! This Friday night only, Cutler & Monday! Reserved Seating only!

Roof ( car roof)

Roger....! Please! Ya gotta be PC!! You can't use the " B " word anymore.....The General was African American before he was orange!

That's a sharp looking machine...but I STILL prefer the General!

Confederate Nation! ( THE best nation that ever will exist!)

Buggies! I didn't know they had a math only section!

Do what your friendly neighborhood drunk/car salesman would do...snuggle up inside with a blanket and binge watch TDOH!!! ( I'm not a real drunk I just play one on TV! )

Personally, I think they should have races with old shine cars and no restrictions....just as fast as you can make them!

Riding....( Knight Rider!)

I bet you would. You knew the scores, etc. so I fig. you knew so much, that you were in it! ( Lord knows you're a Hazzard " Mensan" )

Examination....sorry...forgot to add a word!

You seem to know a lot about the club...are you a member Hoss?

OK...I know I've said something " Negative" about Ben Jones but as I get to the end of his book....folks.... that guy is nothing but a Leftist! AND a Communist!! I know it's hard to see, when Cooter is such a great guy but Ben Jones AIN'T Cooter! Being conservative and southern or whatever, is now all the rage, but it's like the CONservative ( with emphasis on the Con), talk show hosts you have on the radio....it's a front! Being conservative is popular, so they go with it! The title of the book " A Redneck Boy In The Promised Land", ...Ha! He has no idea WHAT a REAL Redneck is and it's sad really, because he's from the south AND he grew up poor. I am from the south and grew up poor and so I know! I love Cooter but I can't stand Ben Jones! ( and that's putting it nicely!) I also know a DOH fan, who is a liberal Leftist who has met him and doesn't like him, so it's not like I'm " Throwing Shade" or anything! My point is this: I bought the book on knowing Cooter, NOT Ben Jones. DO NOT cross the characters that actors play with their REAL personalities!

Mensa ( a club for people who are in the top 2% of the world's intelligence!)

3 lock box ( a treasure chest....and a song by Sammy Hagar)

That's fantastic Hoss!! I love it! Ha! Ha!

I've started giving away free jumper cables at my imaginary car lot in Hazzard, with every purchase of a red car ( They all look red to me!).

lungs

Yes!! Thank you Hoss...sorry, didn't spell it right....busy trying to sell this guy a red car at my car lot....( They all look red to me!)

It's like Murphy's Law in a way...If you need it, you don't have it. If you have it, you won't need it!

The Bodries!

I'm watching one of my DVD's and it has " Brotherly Love" on it and I'm avoiding it. I think it's goofy and Luke's " Brother" ( it just seems fake....no where was he ever mentioned...kind of like Coy and Vance....!!), is one of those episodes that I don't like. I Remember, we had some talk about episodes we don't like or like as much......this is one. This guy is goofy looking, with those sun glasses and that big grin...... all teeth! And right after Luke meets him and finds out about his problem with the hired killers, he's like " C'mon, you can tell me....we're family"....he just met him and he's talking like he knew him forever! I think we have a list somewhere of episodes we don't like, e.g. Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Duke, etc. This is one for that list !!

Cyborgs

Right on!!

Rolling