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Hobie Hartkins

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  1. Well, don't anybody worry about this Corona beer...virus stuff....I'm still going to have the Moonshine 500 this Summer! ( In the field behind the car lot!) Ya'll come!
  2. Popcorn is a classic! I can't add anything to that! There won't be another! I wish he'd been on an episode of the Dukes!
  3. Before you know it, you'll have a guy in a trench coat approach you on the street and say, " PSST...Hey....you...yea you....!! then he'll motion you to follow him into an alley and then open his trench coat and offer to sell you some sanitizer and a roll of toilet paper ….at a GOOD price!
  4. I looked her up...no chest measurement or butt but.....she was 4'8", 286 pounds!! Wow! ( A female Boss Hogg! ) She didn't look THAT fat when she was on the show! https://www.celebwikiworthbio.com/nedra-volz-wiki-age-bio-height-net-worth-spouse-kids-family/
  5. I'm on my way to the stil…...car lot now...I'm going to brew up a really strong batch! Everybody just hang lose...this is gonna be like Swine Flu, Legionaries' Disease etc. It IS in fact real and it CAN kill but the media like to get the cattle all stirred up! It will pass! Meanwhile be careful and come to my sti...car lot and we'll sit around and take our medicine!
  6. Most definitely!
  7. Olivia Newton John
  8. I figured I better put this here. The Swamp is probably the only safe place! I was just thinking about this, because I've noticed in some episodes she seems more.....uh...….voluptous and in some a lot less. I have no idea why. I know she had children but still....THAT big of a difference?? Well anyway, she is......36 23 35! ( Her chest looked bigger than that in some and in others not as big!)
  9. John Travolta
  10. Has anyone heard from Muffin'? I'm worried....I sure hope she's ok!
  11. You're my hero! I'm semi-retired and not sure when I'll be full time retired....( 6 yrs.???? )
  12. Yes, it's good to see you again JH! Come on by the car lot sometime and we'll turn up a few Mason Jars of the good stuff!!
  13. Margarine!
  14. Santa Claus
  15. probably not...just as long as you didn't spill any shine!
  16. Hmmm...well..that may be it.....
  17. I'm hoping she'll ride shot gun while I'm driving and she can cook more shine!
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