Hobie Hartkins

ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!! I finally broke down and changed my name to the correct spelling! ( I'm so proud of myself! ) Bozo Buttons and card board cookies for everyone!!

Herring

https://t.co/oqEBHwiw8A?amp=1 This is the more direct link!

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I'm right! The Bucs will win...but nowhere near the scores I thought.....on either side!!

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A little girl was staring at me before Christmas ( she was with her grandmother, I think), at the bank and I waved my beard at her and said " Ho ho ho , if you're not good, I won't come and see you." Her grandmother leaned over to her ear and while she looked up at me, she pointed and said, " You see there? That's what I've been telling you?" LOL! Even the girls behind the counter laughed!

college professor's speech!

My beard's so white, even a lady cutting my hair said something about how white it is.....lol.

Hell ( It goes on and on and on...it's heaven and hell!)...remember this song?

Mansion

Mother!

Good to see you here Dukesonline!

daughter

That was excellent Hoss!! I didn't know that! Very interesting! Thank you!

Tee Pee

Here here! Congratulations Mark! Come by the car lot and I'll give you a sip of my finest! ( You never waste a sip!...oh my...so smooth! ;) )

Only when he hasn't been out partying at the Boar's Nest the night before!

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If it HAD been, he would've been at church 10 minutes early!

That's excellent Hoss!! ( of course....why would I expect anything less from you?)

actually....that MIGHT be on one of the signs I've seen under the main sign, " Hazzard County Gospel Church" !!!

The sign in front of the church in Hazzard County says, " The Hazzard Gospel Church"

Well, that let's me out...lol. Besides being the Fan of the Month for January, I haven't had an African American cat since I was a child. ( I'm white...I can't say the " B" word! )

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