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Hobie Hartkins

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Hobie Hartkins last won the day on June 22

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About Hobie Hartkins

  • Birthday 08/31/1965

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Frontage Road
  • Interests
    Takin' a sip!

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  • Biography
    They've got enough Dynamite in that thing to blow it higher than I am!
  • Location
    Hazzard County
  • Interests
    Moonshine
  • Occupation
    Full time MoonShiner/part time car salesman

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  1. Well, the only person I saw just as I crossed the line, was Garrett!
  2. Seperation
  3. EMMA.....Roger's girl friend!
  4. I'm pretty sure it was Garrett because I passed him just as we got to the finish line. He's a great raced and has an awesome car but I had determination on my side, from the butt kicking he gave me last year!!
  5. I can't remember where I saw it, but it was a population count of Hazzard County........( if someone could tell me where I saw it, I would greatly appreciate it!). The population in Hazzard County is 2, 000 !!
  6. Oh yes Ma'am! It most definitely is!!
  7. Well cousin Roger, Cousin Garrett and all the rest, need to meet at the Boar's Nest with Hobie and the others. ( I sure hope Daisy and Meadow are in there! )
  8. Disaster
  9. Does anybody here remember granny ANNIE ??
  10. when I can't think of a good word......it makes me mad and I just want to yell an Xpletive!!
  11. burl TOLIVER!
  12. I aimed for early retirement as far back as 15......everything I did was for that one goal! I was mostly retired in 2012 ( 47) but I was really there but I don't like to cut it too close. Then in 2021 ( 56), I was TOTALLY retired and now concentrate on my #1 hobby........Doing anything I want! LOL!
  13. Right at the last straightaway on the track and heading for home, Hobie slams his foot down on the gas and prays his engine doesn't explode and that he has enough shine to last and to get his engine to the Finish line and to get him to the Boar's Nest! Hobie crosses the line first and waves at the crowd! When he got out of the Moonshine Mauler, he went straight in to the Boar's Nest for a cold one and that's where he finally found Daisy and Meadow....sitting at a table and waiting on HIM! This is when he felt like the race had REALLY been won! ( Although winning the 2nd Annual Moon Shine 400, was nice too! ) IT WAS A GREAT RACE BUT THE TOWN DRUNK WON IT!! BETTER LUCK NEXT YEAR GUYS!! LOL!
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