I don't know if you guys will think it's funny but I got a kick out of this one! LOL!
A lady was coming home from the evening service at church and she noticed that there was a man in the house and he was stealing her stuff. She freaked out and screamed " Acts 2:38!!" The thief stopped where he was and didn't move. The woman calmly called the cops and when they got there, she told them what had happened. One of the cops asked him, while he was being handcuffed, " Why didn't you just run away?" All she did was scream a Bible verse at you? The thief said, " A Bible verse? I thought she said she had an Ax and 2 38's !!"