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Hobie Hartkins

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Hobie Hartkins last won the day on May 30

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About Hobie Hartkins

  • Birthday 08/31/1965

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Frontage Road
  • Interests
    Takin' a sip!

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  • Biography
    They've got enough Dynamite in that thing to blow it higher than I am!
  • Location
    Hazzard County
  • Interests
    Moonshine
  • Occupation
    Full time MoonShiner/part time car salesman

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  1. I think Cooter lived on JESSUP rd.
  2. HENRY flatt !!
  3. I'm here Mach Man! I'm Hobie! Remember him on the show? I'm 60/w/m/Tennessee! How about you?
  4. unseen and all but forgotten, Hobie powers through the pack and puts his hammer down and passes everybody!....Even Garrett! He still remembers the Butt kicking Garrett gave him last year! LOL! ( He is also still wondering what's under his hood?) Hobie's also worried about Cousin Roger AND he is STILL trying to find Daisy and Meadow either on the track or in the stands! ( Hobie loves looking at the pretty women! )
  5. Where's Uncle Jesse ( cousin Roger) been lately??
  6. Hobie is seeing a clear shot now, to the finish line but he can't find Daisy or Meadow!!
  7. High tech and Hazzard County just don't mix. THAT'S A FACT!! Thank goodness!!
  8. Hobie just couldn't leave Jessie stranded, so he let Jessie jump in the bed of The Moonshine Mauler and then he put the heel to the steel and was right upside everybody else! ( They wondered how he did it so fast and he wasn't about to tell anyone about his special CAR LOT SHINE, that he made behind the business on the back 40!! )
  9. big white snow GOOSE........you guys remember this line?
  10. COOTER could fix a car better than anybody in Hazzard!
  11. several people on the sidelines are smelling the unmistakable smell of Homemade Hooch! Hobie's engine is cranked to the max as he brings it around the curve and into the next straightaway! He's burning Shine like it was water and blowing by everybody!
  12. THAT.....my cousin.....will make your teeth sweat!!
  13. Hey my fellow Hazzardites! I'm watching Moon Runners right now! You guys have seen that one haven't you? It's the one that started it all! If you haven't, you need to see it! It's funny and at the same time, closer to what the lifestyle is really like but I didn't like it when Jesse died but besides that, it was a good movie!
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