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Hobie Hartkins

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Hobie Hartkins last won the day on December 29 2024

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About Hobie Hartkins

  • Birthday 08/31/1965

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    Frontage Road
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    Takin' a sip!

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    They've got enough Dynamite in that thing to blow it higher than I am!
  • Location
    Hazzard County
  • Interests
    Moonshine
  • Occupation
    Full time MoonShiner/part time car salesman

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  1. I think cooter said when asked if he could fix the general once, PIECE of cake!
  2. The older you are, the faster time flys!!
  3. I've got that on VHS!! ( along with about 34 other Eastwood films!) Hortence...reminds me of a song....... Oh sweeet Hortence!........she wasn't very pretty but she had good sense! Had two teeth in her mouth.......one pointed north, the other pointed south! All I need to make me happy.....is two fine kids to call me pappy! One name Jack and one named Daisy, One of 'em cross eyed.....the other one crazy!! 🤪🤣
  4. I don't know if you guys will think it's funny but I got a kick out of this one! LOL! A lady was coming home from the evening service at church and she noticed that there was a man in the house and he was stealing her stuff. She freaked out and screamed " Acts 2:38!!" The thief stopped where he was and didn't move. The woman calmly called the cops and when they got there, she told them what had happened. One of the cops asked him, while he was being handcuffed, " Why didn't you just run away?" All she did was scream a Bible verse at you? The thief said, " A Bible verse? I thought she said she had an Ax and 2 38's !!"
  5. HORTENCE ....does anybody remember her?
  6. GEORGIA ( Where Hazzard supposedly was/is! Actually there IS a Hazzard in Kentucky!)
  7. Hey Garrett, Hey Monaco Man....where you guys at? Right now ( and I know my fellow Hazzardites are just chompin' at the bit to know!), I'm watching the game ( Bengals and Broncos!) and indulging in some adult beverages !! ( Natural Ice....#1 Ice Beer in America!) ( Ice beer is my fav. beer!) You know I'm also thinking about buying General Lee and that guy on Hoss' video might be able to help me, you think? What do you guys suggest? I'd like to do some thing wild and crazy for once.
  8. Another Ace Parker!! 49 members of Hollywood's centenarian club * I tried to remove the pic because it didn't come out right but couldn't. Anyway, I thought it was pretty neat to run across another Ace parker....makes you wonder....coincedence or did the writers know something?
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