Dumb animal laws IN NEVADA It is illegal to drive a camel on a highway IN VERMONT At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole (I assume it would be legal now) IN ALASKA While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited IN ARIZONA Hunting camels is prohibited IN ARKANSAS Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs (So keep them in your refrigerator) IN CALFORNIA It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale (Well I should have seen that coming) IN DENVER, COLORADO The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park (Because dogs can read?) IN FLORIA If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle and Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal IN GEORGIA Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs (What is it with people keeping animals in bathtubs?) IN IDAHO You may not fish on a camel’s back and if fishing in Boise not from a giraffe's back either IN CHICAGO, ILLINOIS It is illegal to give a dog whiskey and It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe’s neck IN INDIANA It is against the law to pass a horse on the street IN MARSHALLTOWN, IOWA Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants IN KANSAS Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats AND The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks IN KENTUCKY One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once AND It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky IN BALITMORE, MARYLAND It’s illegal to take a lion to the movies IN MASSACHUSETTS No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car (so take him with you in the front seat) IN MINNESOTA A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head IN NEBRASKA It is Illegal to go whale fishing IN NEW JERSEY It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon IN NORTH CAROLINA Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields IN OKLAHOMA Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus IN PENNSYLVANIA Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land IN RHODE ISLAND Riding a horse over any public highway for the purpose of racing, or testing the speed of the horse is illegal IN SOUTH CAROLINA Horses may not be kept in bathtubs IN SOUTH DAKOTA No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants IN TENNESSEE Skunks may not be carried into the state (Bet you could walk them on a leash) AND It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish IN TEXAS It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. AND It is illegal to milk another person’s cow IN UTAH Birds have the right of way on all highways IN VIRGINIA No animal may be hunted for on Sunday with the exception of raccoons, which may be hunted until 2:00 AM IN WEST VIRGINIA It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs IN WISCONSIN Livestock have the right-of-way on public roads AND FINALLY IN WYOMING You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit