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I like having our very own Boss here on HN. I'm just glad he's not as crooked as the real Boss. Oh well, I'm not as wise as the real Jesse and Hobie's not as drunk as the real Hobie. I see a trend here.

Daisy filled Jesse in over the walkie talkie. Upon hearing the news that Garrett's car had been sabotaged one thought popped into Jesse's head....Boss Hogg. He noticed Boss at the concession stand with both fists full of so many corn dogs that they almost looked like bouquets of flowers at a distance. He walked over to him fuming mad. "BOSS HOGG!" Boss looked at him with a smug face. "My my Jesse, what in the world has you all fired up?" "I tell you what has me all fired up you big marshmallow. Us Dukes stick together and when someone cuts the brake line of a Duke and causes him to crash, that someone has a fight on his hands." He poked his right finger into Boss's chest causing Boss to back up. Boss looked genuinely surprised "Now, now, you just listen here Jesse. Are you saying the General Lee crashed?" Jesse was still mad. "Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about. Garrett Duke is the Duke that crashed. You know that because you hired someone to cut his brake lines, didn't ya?"

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LULU's husband Boss has a birthday today. (from Baa Baa White sheep his Hazzard BD is 4-6-26)

Happy birthday Boss and happy birthday to HazzardNet's Boss JD Hogg! We'll all meet at the Boar's Nest later today to celebrate!

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That is pretty cool. John isn't my favorite but I always liked that we were born 7 days apart. I was born on the day he turned one week old.

It really is hard on me when we lose another one. The Dukes has been a huge part of my life since it came out when I was 19 and all the actors feel like family and friends.

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Time sure flies when you are flying into ponds. Happy birthday Cletus. Keep chasing those Duke boys....and we'll keep watching! YEEHHAWWW!

HAPPY new year HAZZARD fans

You too Boss.....and soon to be birthday boy.

I know Cale's death was posted in the NASCAR News section but it just seemed right to put it here too since this is his thread. What a sad day for NASCAR and for Hazzard County. He was Bo and Luke's favorite driver and it was so awesome to have him as the feature character on 2 different episodes. We love you Cale and you will always be missed.

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It's spelled with a Z......Miz Tisdale, not Miss.

Coy was an X test driver in Detroit

After all the corn dogs were quickly wolfed down and Jesse started to walk away, Bill called him over, talking loudly over the engine noise. Bill still didn't have his helmet on but he knew the race wouldn't start until he was ready. "I just want to thank you Mr. Duke for your hospitality....and for your friendship. You and your family are a classic example of Southern hospitality and I'm honored to meet you all." They smiled at each other and shook hands. Then Jesse's face turned serious, even a bit angry looking, even though he was faking it. "Don't get too used to it because in a few minutes we won't be friends. I will be cheering for the General Lee to beat you by a country mile." They both then smiled. "Mr. Duke, I know this is a strange time to ask but why did you never have kids of your own?" Jesse laughed "Well, Lavinia and I just decided that chasing those 3 around was more than enough. All 3 were a handful, especially Bo. Lavinia even nicknamed him Chase since she spent so much time chasing him around and watching him chase stuff around." Bill laughed "Chase? Strange nickname but I kinda like it! Now if you excuse me sir I have a race to win." Jesse laughed. "Ha! I should call you Chase since you are going to be the one chasing the General all race and eating his dust." Bill returned the laugh and as he was putting his helmet on responded "We shall see sir. We shall see."

LOL great line Garrett!

Just make sure it's holly and not the stuff the Dukes found in that water heater they picked up.

strange VISITOR to hazzard (that was easy thanks to boss...lol)

Jesse wasn't on the crew and wasn't supposed to be getting near the cars this close to the race start but that didn't concern him. He walked up to the General Lee, expecting to see his nephews behind the raised hood but it was only Bo. Jesse caught the corner of Bo's eye immediately and he looked over at him. "Oh, hey there Uncle Jesse! I was beginning to worry you weren't going to make it. I thought you were going on a date with Miz Tisdale." Bo smiled like he had gotten away with something. "Ha Ha. You are a funny one" responded Jesse. "Shouldn't you be focusing on the race instead of fantasizing about women. I'm starting to suspect you are the one with a crush on Emma. You are always joking about her." Bo laughed and looked back at the engine, reaching his hand in and getting serious. "I am Uncle Jesse. I'm just making sure nobody has gotten under the hood and sabotaged the General. And right now Luke is getting some of Boss's overpriced corn dogs." "Sabotaged!" said an alarmed Jesse. "Why, what happened?" Bo responded quickly. "Don't worry Jesse. Nothing happened. I have no reason to suspect anything....." Jesse finished his nephew's sentence. ".....but it is Boss Hogg and big money is involved so better safe than sorry."

We have Christmas threads for a lot of Christmases so I was a bit bothered that 2023 would go by without one in this section with the others . So, here I am singing Christmas carols all by myself. Can anybody hear me? Edit: I just noticed the other current Christmas thread is in the HazzardNet Family section.

Oh! I get it! You mean on the website. For a second there I thought this was you and MM talking outside the Boar's Nest....about how to double our reactions. I think I'm out again.

We love you MM. HazzardNet is the best website on the internet and it's a blessing to wish you happy birthday again. Happy birthday!

Thanks for all you do MM. Christmas was rougher than normal but I have a lot of blessings to be thankful for and it's always important to focus on the positive. I love everybody here and thanks for helping me through the tragedy. I just wish I could have been there for your Christmas BBQ!