RogerDuke

LOL great line Garrett!

Just make sure it's holly and not the stuff the Dukes found in that water heater they picked up.

strange VISITOR to hazzard (that was easy thanks to boss...lol)

Jesse wasn't on the crew and wasn't supposed to be getting near the cars this close to the race start but that didn't concern him. He walked up to the General Lee, expecting to see his nephews behind the raised hood but it was only Bo. Jesse caught the corner of Bo's eye immediately and he looked over at him. "Oh, hey there Uncle Jesse! I was beginning to worry you weren't going to make it. I thought you were going on a date with Miz Tisdale." Bo smiled like he had gotten away with something. "Ha Ha. You are a funny one" responded Jesse. "Shouldn't you be focusing on the race instead of fantasizing about women. I'm starting to suspect you are the one with a crush on Emma. You are always joking about her." Bo laughed and looked back at the engine, reaching his hand in and getting serious. "I am Uncle Jesse. I'm just making sure nobody has gotten under the hood and sabotaged the General. And right now Luke is getting some of Boss's overpriced corn dogs." "Sabotaged!" said an alarmed Jesse. "Why, what happened?" Bo responded quickly. "Don't worry Jesse. Nothing happened. I have no reason to suspect anything....." Jesse finished his nephew's sentence. ".....but it is Boss Hogg and big money is involved so better safe than sorry."

We have Christmas threads for a lot of Christmases so I was a bit bothered that 2023 would go by without one in this section with the others . So, here I am singing Christmas carols all by myself. Can anybody hear me? Edit: I just noticed the other current Christmas thread is in the HazzardNet Family section.

Oh! I get it! You mean on the website. For a second there I thought this was you and MM talking outside the Boar's Nest....about how to double our reactions. I think I'm out again.

We love you MM. HazzardNet is the best website on the internet and it's a blessing to wish you happy birthday again. Happy birthday!

Thanks for all you do MM. Christmas was rougher than normal but I have a lot of blessings to be thankful for and it's always important to focus on the positive. I love everybody here and thanks for helping me through the tragedy. I just wish I could have been there for your Christmas BBQ!

rocky TOP

ORANGE clunker car

the dukes of INDIA (cartoon ep title)

Merry Christmas Skipper. We love you and look forward to that fresh start. ❤

I agree. Sadie Hogg Day was one of my favorite episodes.

They could try that but even if it had very subtle ties to Dukes nobody would fund it. Hollywood is unforgiving and views the Dukes and Southern culture as evil and toxic. The bias against the South in Hollywood is terrible, despite how they virtue signal and claim to be diverse.

I don't believe that. If Daisy would have had a spin off show and was pursuing her singing career in Nashville with a bunch of female friends and few men were on the show, every Dukes fan would have loved it. Except for the fact Daisy was gone. Even then, I can say that I missed Enos being in Hazzard but didn't miss Enos. In fact I saw him even more because he got even more screen time with his own show. But if you are referring to modern times, I know of no Dukes fan who would complain about wokeism....unless the show had a hidden agenda of bashing men and/or Southern culture. Edit: just noticed you said "Hazzard County" and Nashville is not in Hazzard County so my example isn't good. But we could imagine Boss built a recording studio in Hazzard....nicer than the one in Daisy's Song...lol

Thanks for posting this Hobie and thanks to Hoss for not taking it down. I would have a lot to say but will obey the rules and keep quiet. There are plenty of political forums out there for this stuff. We're too busy having fun here.

GY waldron

Thanks Hoss. You always seem to come through. My wife and I were watching a modern Christmas movie and saw someone who looked like her. I can't believe that I couldn't remember that was Lori Comfurt....getting old I guess. I'm going to pull out that ep and show her. Thanks again.

It will never happen. The Dukes are toxic to Hollywood and the entertainment industry is not a forgiving place....unless you are left wing.....sorry, talking about politics violates the terms of service. On the other hand, as I recall, Meadowmufn made an exception when it comes to defending the flag on a certain orange car. Hollywood is no fan of Southern culture because it doesn't fit their narrative. They claim to support diversity but clearly they lie about that.

I am trying to find an actress's name. I don't think this will be enough of a clue because it is hardly anything, except one line she had....and I'm not sure I even have the line right. But I've been in this situation before and someone always pulls off a miracle. I only need the episode name. I can always look her name up if someone can figure out what ep. There is a line where a lady takes the quote "Necessity is the mother of invention" and alters it a little bit. I can't remember exactly how she alters it but she doesn't say the quote correctly....and that makes it funny. She is probably about Daisy's age and delivers the line with a little Southern drawl. As I recall she plays a little bit of a tougher character. I don't mean like Cousin Alice. But not real feminine like some soft spoken seductresses that have been on the show.

The Smurfs were created in Belgium in 1958. (That's 2 years before John Schneider was even born). Dukes came out in 1979. It seems a bit silly to judge them by 2023 standards. Besides, they are 2 of the most popular shows in history and still have millions of fans worldwide. It's hard to argue with success.

Bill ELLIOTT (mentioned during a NASCAR race on "Undercover Dukes")

I love you Cousin Skipper but you are making this way more complicated than it has to be. Simply stop posting on the quotes thread UNLESS you are certain the quotes are accurate. And finally, I am disappointed that you are not using my advice and taking a couple days off from HazzardNet to cool down. I've learned a lot in my lifetime, so please trust me on this one: If something is upsetting you, the best thing you can do is step away for awhile. That isn't always possible....but it is in this situation. You will feel so much better by taking a break.

I took advantage of the white stuff being on the ground and went for a long walk in the woods....singing Christmas carols for awhile. It sounded pretty bad but my terrible singing voice keeps me safe by scaring the predators away. Looks like we'll still have snow on the ground tomorrow but probably melt after that.

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