RogerDuke

I won't get to see it because I have a million things to do. I did take my grandson to the dirt track in northeast Ohio again tonight. I might have told this story before but when I was a kid, my grandparents took us to a stunt show there. I got an autograph from one of the drivers named Buzz Bundy. Come to find out, he's the one who did all the stunts when the General Lee drove on two wheels. I really like going to the track now since it has a Dukes connection for me. I just wish they had an orange 01 car racing there.

Bo 31 Luke 24 Jesse 30 Cooter 12 Enos 3 took one from cooter and gave it to Jesse (Hey BoJames, don't take it out on old Jesse because I'm such a jerk..LOL)

This is so tragic. I'm sitting here trying to think of something to type but I just don't know what to say. We love you Catherine.

coral snake (I think they live in the desert, not the coral reef..LOL)

Maybe ethanol makes cars go slower and fuel injection makes them go faster and they balance themselves out. I'm not sure if that's true or not, it's just a theory. I know they don't want the cars to go any faster because it's just too dangerous. I also know NASCAR's been criticized a lot lately for using too much fuel. Shucks, Uncle Jesse used ethenol back in the late thirties. He called it moonshine. I've always heard that they have to add a chemical to ethanol or people would drink it as moonshine because that's all it really is. I wonder if that's true.

texasdaisy got that one right. Daisy faints on the Duke farm when she finds out her two cousins didn't drown.

sharks

Bo 30 Luke 23 Jesse 31 Cooter 13 Enos 3 Daisy's history. Sorry. She gave her last point to Jesse.

*I cough uncontrollably as the tear gas enters my lungs. My eyes water heavily so I close them and try to feel my way around the room to make it to the door. I can't understand why the FBI didn't give me more time to surrender before they shot the tear gas cans in my farmhouse. It only seemed like 3 seconds elapsed before they announced their presence with their megaphone and when the window busted with the cannisters. I didn't even have time to get my shoes on. I stumble my way to the front door, cutting my left foot on the broken glass. Through the tear gas I am finally able to see all the blue and red flashing lights outside. I put my arms up to surrender and instantly hear a barrage of gunshots coming from the dozens of vehicles parked outside....... BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!! The alarm sounds. It's 9:00am. Time to get the chores done, have breakfast and meet Garrett. First I get on my knees and thank Almighty God it was just a dream.

If you're the old fart, I'm the older fart. I just turned 50 (a week after John Schneider). I think I'm the oldest person here who posts on a daily basis. In fact, I may be the oldest person here period. I'm probably not though. James Best was posting stuff last year and I know he's older than me....Khee Khee!!!

pirates

Bo 29 Luke 23 Daisy 1 Jesse 31 Cooter 13 Enos 3 took one from Daisy and gave it to Jesse

Garrett, I also heard that Jimmie took responsibility too. It was in the newspaper. Hopefully that will put an end to it. If you can get USA Today (sports) on-line, they did a story today about how dangerous the track is at Talledega. My NASCAR source told me that NASCAR is going to go with all ethanol next year....or was it in 2011? Have you head that? He also said they are going to allow fuel injection and get rid of carbuerators. Have you heard that one?

*after arriving home I go through my routine of letting the dog, out, going to the bathroom and brushing my teeth. I laid down in bed wondering if I'd done the right thing or not. If it weren't for the mystery man in the pick-up truck I'd have fallen asleep a whole lot quicker but I was upset that somebody else was now involved, especially an innocent Good Samaratin who was just trying to go the right thing. I would have done the same thing if I was that feller in that situation. Finally I comfort myself by, once again, reminding myself that we are doing this for a good cause. Boss has been ripping off orphans for too long now. I remind myself of one of my favorite sayings "Evil flourishes when good men do nothing". I fall asleep looking forward to meeting up with Garrett at noon and hoping to put an end to this adventure*

Denver C got it right. "True Blue Hearts" makes its debut on country music radio.

Did anybody hear what Jeff Gordon said about Jimmie Johnson after the race? Things seem pretty tense between those two fellers. Jeff is really "losing patience" with Jimmie. This could get ugly.

Bo 28 Luke 23 Daisy 3 Jesse 30 Cooter 13 Enos 3 took one from Cooter and gave it to Jesse

LOL Folks sure are passionate about racing. Listening to you two bicker brings back some pretty good memories for me. When I was around 10 years old my grandparents used to take us to the local dirt track. My grandparents were Chevy folks but my dad was a Ford man (he's now in his 70's and to this day has never owned anything but Fords) Me and my brother would always root for the Fords and my grandparents would pull for the Chevys. My grandmother was always real loud yelling for the Chevys. We always used to tell her she was embarressing us but that didn't seem to quiet her down. I miss ya grandma and grandad. Thanks for all the good memories.

*I glance over at the farmhouse after putting the Mustang in drive. I try not to hit the gas too hard......but just before Garrett opened the door I notice a light come on. I'm now worried that I might have waken up Garrett's sister and her two kids. I suppose going back and apologizing would only make things worse so I continue on in the darkness wondering why I ever got myself into this mess and hoping it has a happy ending. Despite not knowing who chased us, wondering why the Mustang sputtered, possibly upsetting Garett's sister and being tired and grumpy, I took comfort in knowing we were doing the right thing by trying to correct an injustice. As I pulled in my driveway I realized though, that trying to do the right thing doesn't always produce a happy ending*

Life In the Fast Lane (surely makes you lose your mind) (my wife says it's "Foreigner" but that's not exactly my kind of music)

Welcome back to Hazzard County Curt!! Some of the people have changed but the insanity remains the same.

I thought it was true also. In fact, I thought Brian hasn't posted for awhile because he's still in the Bahamas spending all the money he made from the sale.

Make that 10 points. Jesse should have 29.

Sorry to tell you this Meadowmufn but the rules stated you have to wait 24 hours before playing again. Of course since you're the Supreme Superior Commander you can do anything you want. (including kicking me off the HazzardNet for pointing out that even Supreme Superior Commanders are human and make mistakes) *snickers* Hey GeneralLeeGirl, you accidently gave Jesse 9 extra points. Maybe MM can edit it.

You got me on that one GeneralLeeGirl. It was quite a blooper though when they messed that one up by putting the episodes in the wrong order. Lizzy and B.L. got mine right. The big banner at the end incorrectly spelled Roscoe with an e.